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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Childhood Obesity: The Downside

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Today I witnessed a very tender moment. I was at the Walmart in the frozen treats aisle when I spied a very large and lovely SSBBW in one of Walmart's complimentary fatty mobiles. She had her kids with her along with a convoy of mostly filled shopping carts like a fat lioness teaching her cubs to hunt. There is nothing odd in that except that all 3 kids were thinglings. Usually when you see a fat mother you see fat kids but this was not the case. As the Dean of Feederism I could not help but ponder this paradox and then I was reminded of Fat Bastard's June 22nd 2009 article regarding the coming extinction of thinlings and the dire effect it will have on the multitude of fatlings. those legions of lard who rely on thinlings for survival. This resourceful sow was keeping her little piglets lean so that they can serve her gluttonous needs. That is some forward thinking. Fat girls are sly and wise.

These kids were well trained as they scrambled like monkeys to fetch food for her fat majesty.

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Hefty hot hungry hunny harassed for happily having a Hardees hamburger ferociously flips off fiendish fat phobics.

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Dual Aisle Blockers! BHM and SSBBW save energy in their Walmart scooters as they spice it up the Mexican food aisle. There is no doubt they are fixin to have a little pup to assist them in the glorious and greedy gluttony and rectal hygiene.

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Yeah, I know it. Fat kids are damn cute but fatlings need some skinny kids as servants. Maybe in the future monkeys can be trained to fetch food for fatties but until that day comes fatlings are going to have to rely on humans and who better than their own kids to feed them food and assist with their toileting needs?

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Here are your cupcakes Mommy!

8 comments:

Fat Bastard said...

Servicing us Fatlings will be a challenge in the future. I think we should use Mexicans. Not only do they work hard but they know how to make Mexican food. YUM!

Chuck Roast said...

Fat Bastard you are on to something with that Mexican thing. We currently have a housing glut, Taco Bell sucks and social security is in trouble. We need an infusion of legal Mexicans to pay taxes, buy houses and do justice to Mexican cuisine.

You are wise like Buddah

Fat Bastard said...

Thank you Chuck. I am finally glad others are seeing the need to keep a breeding population of thinlings.

Anonymous said...

Jesus eats ass!

Teddy Bear said...

Personally, I think fat kids are cute!

Also, in our schools, we need to protect fat kids from athletic bullies.

Fat kids, being more sedentary prefer reading books, creating works of art, studying science and math, etc. etc.

While most of the athletes I have know in school (the jocks) were as dumb as stumps!

I remember when I was a kid living up in Minnesota, when I was in school, it was the fat kids who made better grades in their academic subjects.

Fat kids are cool!

Fat kids rule!

Fat Bastard said...

Yes Teddy, fat kids are damn cute. I never got picked on by the jocks because I played football and I would tackle them and sit on them. I was only 335 then but if a caught one and pounced like a big bear cat they were done for.

I do think it is important for fat parent to have a couple of skinny kids to serve them.

Anonymous said...

Fat ass naysha is soo hot her ass is bigger than a black girls. 6 inches that way. And she has 6inches of tits. Shes only 14. (im 15)

Anonymous said...

Fat ass naysha is soo hot her ass is bigger than a black girls. 6 inches that way. And she has 6inches of tits. Shes only 14. (im 15)