Bigger Fatter Blog Endorses The Heart Attack Grill Diet Program

When Proud FA and I Fat Bastard started the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) we decided that we would never endorse a diet plan. While Bigger Fatter Blog and NAFAM are not anti-diet or anti weight loss we decided in order to remain unbiased that we would remain neutral on diets. As you all know, we do condemn weight loss surgery.

Rules are made to be broken, some monoliths must fall and nothing is set in stone. We have decided after much scientific investigation to endorse the Heart Attack Grill diet program. Other than CG Brady's Weight Loss Solution not other diet plan even came close to delivering what it promised until now. We are happy to report that Dr Jon's Heart Attack Grill Diet does indeed deliver what it promises. We are so impressed with the results of the Heart Attack Grill Diet that we will be asking the Dr Jon and is staff to cater the first annual NAFAM and fat porn convention.

Link to the Hear Attack Grill Click HERE








To call the Heart Attack Grill fat friendly would be the understatement of the year. If there is Heaven on earth for us fatlings it is the Heart Attack Grill (HAG). If there ever was messiah it's Dr John and if there are angels it would be the nurses on his staff. Those thinling angels are every fat boy's wet dream.

The HAG has raised the bar for fast food restaurants everywhere. Can you think is another restaurant that offers FREE meals to fatlings over 350 pounds? The glutton fare and portion sizes are big enough for and tasty enough for any glutton. Even our own Belly Boy the glutton's glutton gives the HAG 2 thumbs up.

The Heart Attack Grill or HAG is not without it's critics but Dr Jon has silenced most of them. Hey, you gotta die from something so it might as well be from something you like a tasty Quadruple Bypass Burger and unlimited Flat Liner Fries.

The Poetry of Bigger Fatter Blog

That dog faced gremlin Kate Harding can have her "shapelings" and Shapely Prose because we here at Bigger Fatter Blog have our fatlings and our piggy poetry. Our first selection is (click ----------> Jolly Old Panniculus 

Jolly Old Panniculus originally was a tribute to fatlings with particularly pendulous pannies but the real action is in the comments section. It turns out that a NAAFA Womyn aka Dee, aka Smilin Dee, aka Dee Dillard, aka Deanne Lopez a NAAFA reject took great umbrage at the use of her picture and demanded that it be removed. At the time I, Fat Bastard was on sabbatical and incommunicado so I was unable to respond to the demands of this fiery SSBBW. However, my faithful friend and blog partner Proud FA aka the Dean of Feederism  handled Dee with real style and our many readers such as the Chef, Rev Big Lard Ass, Belly Boy, Coach Gaines, and the erudite "Dr"Teddy" Bear also handled this SSBBW with grace and tact. Upon my return I, Fat Bastard,  Graciously invited Ms Dillard to be part of Bigger Fatter Blog and remove the image in question if she could produce proof that the image was indeed here and they it came from her website. She did not or could not comply. She then accused Proud FA of being a ex boyfriend but when asked to give us his email so that we could contact him and verify her claims see again did not comply. Anyway, the poem and the comments section are good reads and well worth the time.

Pretty in pink: Porky plumper presents pendulous pannus

Here is the image in question.

Our next selection is a poem the celebrates the noble glutton and his glorious greedy gluttony. The poem is about me and it is appropriately titled click ---------> GLUTTON

Corn fed glutton chowing down!

Here is an image from the pictorial essay that goes along with this poem.

Our final and favorite selection click -------> Fatty at the Fat was written by me, Fat Bastard, weight loss guru CG Brady and our own Dean of Feederism Proud FA. It is a fan favorite and it has been quoted by several major news outlets. Fatty at the Fat delves into many of the not so lighter sides of obesity and gluttony such as the exploitation of the gluttony bloom by the medical industry and charlatans like Dr Phil. It also speaks to the the very real dangers of hyper gluttony and obese lifestyles but in the end it is a tribute to all fatlings who are indeed the Evel Kienevels of food.


Here is an image from the pictorial essay that accompanies Fatty at the Fat.

Click on the titles of the poem to read them. Enjoy!

Oprah is in Denial: Oprah is a Glutton!

She's fat!


She's thin!


She's thin! She's FAT!


She's FAT!


She's sorta thin!


She's Fat!


MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! SHEEESH!



Oprah has excuse after excuse. Her latest on is that she is depressed. A few years ago it was because she has "blown out" her adrenal glands. Sorry Oprah and all you other fat girls who are in denial; depression and adrenal fatigue does not change the laws of physics and cause you to gain weight. Admit it Oprah; you along with 73% of Americans are gluttons. You need to either shit or get off the pot. (if you clog it up there is a really good article on Bigger Fatter Blog on how to unclog toilets.)

Oprah is setting a bad example for other girl gluttons. Fat girls look up to Oprah and frankly that is not a good thing. She sets a horrible example. She makes people think that being fat is a bad thing. She also denies her gluttony. That sort of thinking is what has damaged the entire fat acceptance movement.

Oprah has all these weight loss charlatans/gurus like Dr Phil and Bob Greene at her disposal. She even has a personal chef and still she chooses to eat like a happy little piggy. OINK!

A muscle head on another news group echoed my sentiments. "She has every single resource in at her fingertips. All the money in the world, and yet, she still has gained weight. I have heard people proclaim that ‘if they had the resources of these celebrities, they would look great too.’ I have always called “BS” on that. It has less to do with resources and much more to do with hard work and discipline. There is nothing that Oprah cannot buy…trainers, programs, nutritionists, cooks, etc… yet, her lack of discipline is the cause of her weight gain…its that simple"


Oprah is fat because she and her "best friend" Gayle King are always eating out with Oprah doing most of the eating.




Oprah and Gayle King

Oprah needs to come clean and admit that she is a fat girl glutton. She needs to tell her disciples that gluttony is good but before she can do that she needs to admit it to herself. Oprah, GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Look how well gluttony has served Oprah. She's filthy rich and now she has her own network called OWN.  The Oprah Winfrey Network. That's fattitude and egoism to the max! Perhaps when Oprah comes to her senses she will help me, Dr Bear and Rev BLA produce the Biggest Gainer.


You go girl! EAT!