Heart Attack Grill Is A Gateway To Fatty Heaven

A burger worth dying for!

 
A customer collapsed while eating a burger at the "Heart Attack Grill" (AP/Matt York)

No one can accuse The Heart Attack Grill of false advertising.

A woman collapsed into unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant while eating a "double bypass burger," drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.

The unnamed customer was the second in just over two months to collapse at the restaurant while eating one of the famed burgers named after various forms of cardiac arrest. Back in February, another customer was caught on video being carted out by paramedics after suffering a heart attack while eating a "quadruple bypass" burger.

The Heart Attack Grill's owner Jon Basso tells ABC News that the woman is currently recovering in the hospital. Basso told ABC that he himself has eaten at least one single bypass burger each day since his restaurant first opened seven years ago.

"It's a lifestyle issue," Basso said. "We attract the avant-garde of lifestyle seekers."

The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the "quadruple bypass."

There's a tongue-in-cheek warning sign at the restaurant's door stating that the offered dining fare is a health risk. Waitresses in the restaurant even wear nurses' uniforms.

Last year, the company's 600-pound spokes-model died when he was only 29-years-old.

"It's the Mecca for unhealthy lifestyles," Basso said.

Bigger Fatter Blog Endorses The Heart Attack Grill Diet Program

When Proud FA and I Fat Bastard started the New American Fat Acceptance Movement (NAFAM) we decided that we would never endorse a diet plan. While Bigger Fatter Blog and NAFAM are not anti-diet or anti weight loss we decided in order to remain unbiased that we would remain neutral on diets. As you all know, we do condemn weight loss surgery.

Rules are made to be broken, some monoliths must fall and nothing is set in stone. We have decided after much scientific investigation to endorse the Heart Attack Grill diet program. Other than CG Brady's Weight Loss Solution not other diet plan even came close to delivering what it promised until now. We are happy to report that Dr Jon's Heart Attack Grill Diet does indeed deliver what it promises. We are so impressed with the results of the Heart Attack Grill Diet that we will be asking the Dr Jon and is staff to cater the first annual NAFAM and fat porn convention.

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To call the Heart Attack Grill fat friendly would be the understatement of the year. If there is Heaven on earth for us fatlings it is the Heart Attack Grill (HAG). If there ever was messiah it's Dr John and if there are angels it would be the nurses on his staff. Those thinling angels are every fat boy's wet dream.

The HAG has raised the bar for fast food restaurants everywhere. Can you think is another restaurant that offers FREE meals to fatlings over 350 pounds? The glutton fare and portion sizes are big enough for and tasty enough for any glutton. Even our own Belly Boy the glutton's glutton gives the HAG 2 thumbs up.

The Heart Attack Grill or HAG is not without it's critics but Dr Jon has silenced most of them. Hey, you gotta die from something so it might as well be from something you like a tasty Quadruple Bypass Burger and unlimited Flat Liner Fries.