Oprah is in Denial: Oprah is a Glutton!

She's fat!


She's thin!


She's thin! She's FAT!


She's FAT!


She's sorta thin!


She's Fat!


MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! SHEEESH!



Oprah has excuse after excuse. Her latest on is that she is depressed. A few years ago it was because she has "blown out" her adrenal glands. Sorry Oprah and all you other fat girls who are in denial; depression and adrenal fatigue does not change the laws of physics and cause you to gain weight. Admit it Oprah; you along with 73% of Americans are gluttons. You need to either shit or get off the pot. (if you clog it up there is a really good article on Bigger Fatter Blog on how to unclog toilets.)

Oprah is setting a bad example for other girl gluttons. Fat girls look up to Oprah and frankly that is not a good thing. She sets a horrible example. She makes people think that being fat is a bad thing. She also denies her gluttony. That sort of thinking is what has damaged the entire fat acceptance movement.

Oprah has all these weight loss charlatans/gurus like Dr Phil and Bob Greene at her disposal. She even has a personal chef and still she chooses to eat like a happy little piggy. OINK!

A muscle head on another news group echoed my sentiments. "She has every single resource in at her fingertips. All the money in the world, and yet, she still has gained weight. I have heard people proclaim that ‘if they had the resources of these celebrities, they would look great too.’ I have always called “BS” on that. It has less to do with resources and much more to do with hard work and discipline. There is nothing that Oprah cannot buy…trainers, programs, nutritionists, cooks, etc… yet, her lack of discipline is the cause of her weight gain…its that simple"


Oprah is fat because she and her "best friend" Gayle King are always eating out with Oprah doing most of the eating.




Oprah and Gayle King

Oprah needs to come clean and admit that she is a fat girl glutton. She needs to tell her disciples that gluttony is good but before she can do that she needs to admit it to herself. Oprah, GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Look how well gluttony has served Oprah. She's filthy rich and now she has her own network called OWN.  The Oprah Winfrey Network. That's fattitude and egoism to the max! Perhaps when Oprah comes to her senses she will help me, Dr Bear and Rev BLA produce the Biggest Gainer.


You go girl! EAT!

Carnie Wilson: Fattitude PLUS!

As you know Carnie had ghastly bypass. Greedy butchers did their worst to slow her eating but through great vigilance and even more fattitude Carnie managed to eat her way back to her piggy proportions. OINK! OINK! HOORAY!! OINK! OINK! HOORAY!! OINK! OINK! HOORAY!!

I need to explain what a monumental task Carnie performed. They shrunk her stomach down to about the size of an egg and they bypasses 90% of her small intestine. I don't think that even our own Belly Boy or Teddy Bear could gain much weight back after ghastly bypass surgery. I know I couldn't. I'm sure Teddy and Belly Boy could gain back some but I doubt if they could do what Carnie has done. Sorry guys.

It's about the fattitude! Carnie has it! Carnie has enough fattitude for 1000 fat girls. All the eating strategies in the world cannot make up for the damage that a ghastly bypass surgery can do. Even a sumo wrestler would become a sad thinling is he had ghastly bypass. Carnie Wilson set a new standard in power eating.




Carnie Wilson is still being used as the poster girl for weight loss surgery.

These butchers are still using Carnie to endorse their butchery even though it was a massive FAILURE! If you want to visit their fucked up website click HERE.http://www.liteandhope.com/

These ASSHOLES even have a forum but right now its not up. Perhaps Proud and the boys have worked their magic.


Carnie after surgery -------------> Carnie NOW! WOW!



Carnie in 2010 getting back to her original weight.


Tragically Carnie is off on a Dr Oz intervention. She is working with trainers and all sorts of "experts". I suspect that Carnie is dumb like a fox. She is making a big splash about this but seeing as how all the experts like that rat bastard Dr Phil, Bob Greene and that pencil necked geek Dr Oz can't get Oprah under the obese criteria there is n NO WAY in hell that they will be able to handle the fattitude of Carnie "Carnivore" Wilson.

When Carnie got skinny for a few years people would applaud that. What's there to a applaud? Her digestive system was disabled. People should be applauding for her weight gain. That's what took all the effort!


KEEP EATING CARNIE AND RETURN TO YOUR FORMER GLORY!