Police State and Fat Cops

 Don't eat all your donuts. Save some in case you run across a fat angry cop. It could save your life!

Tough Love For Fatties

Brits hate fat!

Leave it to those big eared bad toothed Brits to come up with a way to get us fatlings to lose weight. Famous for their stiff upper lips and love caning plump bottoms of sexy women they are using their famous English fortitude on the obesity epidemic. Don't they know that Winston Churchill was a fat all and that hot little piece of ass Princess Diana could have also been called the Princess of "York" because she was a bulimic. Even though she was a puker I still would have like to have boned her.


Thankfully most weight loss internet forums have little or no effect on obesity but tragically the TOUGH LOVE FORUM on Calories Per Hour is having a devastating effect on the dieter who go there. These people are losing fat and fattitude faster than Belly Boy can eat a pepperoni pizza.

AVOID THE TOUGH LOVE FORUM unless you want to get skinny never to be fat again. BUT... for those fatlings who for medical reasons need to lose weight the fat unfriendly  TOUGH LOVE FORUM will devastate your fat and fattitude


Click HERE if you need some tough love.

Fattitude: It's Everywhere! A Bigger Fatter Blog Pictorial Essay

Walmart needs to provide scooters for fat kids too!

BBW cools sexy underbelly while buying favorite cheese.

Into you tent I'll creep for a drink.

Uncompromising fattitude!

Revving up fattitude!

Kiss all our fat asses!

This graphic has nothing to do with fattitude other than their fat elephant. It galls me that this noble beast is the symbol for such a despicable organization. While Republicans stand for greed and gluttony in many ways their baby raping ways make them the scourge of politics and humans of all sizes. That's why I don't vote for them. This really hit home after getting to know to stellar fatlings. One is a guy named TJ aka the Amazing Atheist on You Tube and the other is our own "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear of the genius The Biggest Fattest Blog. Both of these fine fatlings were victims of Republican pedophiles.

For quite sometime the GOP has had an epidemic of baby raping.


GOP Pedophile LINKS:

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Republican NAMBLA pedophile social club

Some Gluttony and Obesity Cheers: Fat Positive Affirmations

Happy heavy hungry hunnies, pretty porkers and feeding fatties flaunting flab

Positive affirmations go a long way in healing one's inhibitions. If you find your fattitude on the wane try these fattitude building cheers! Feast your eyes on these flabulous flabby females full of feisty fattitude.


Cheer number one.

Sexy and seductive Harriet Hamthigh

Waddle to the left. Waddle to the right. Eat all day and eat all night.

Cheer number two.

Ms Kelly Belly Bliss

2 4 6 8 We do not regurgitate.

Cheer number three.

A refrigerator with leg: OK I admit it not all fat girls have curves but who doesn't love a refrigerator?

EAT! EAT! EAT more fucking meat!

Cheer number four.

C'mon stick boy hoist that hot ham thighed hunny!

Good food good meat good lord let's eat!

Cheer number five

Fat and fit!

EAT it up, and up, and up, and up, and up

EAT it up (clap, clap)

EAT it up (clap, clap)

Cheer number six

BBW cheerleader show the opposition what they are in store for!

I am fat. Give me space. If you don't I'll squash your face.

Cheer number seven.

If the cheerleaders are this big the team must be enormous!

Big fat arms big fat butt FOOD SLUT FOOD SLUT SLUT RAH RAH RAH!

Cheer number eight

Prudish skinny cheerleaders shiver while fatling struts her stuff.

Rubba dub dub gimme some grub and a Quiznos twelve inch sub!

Ben & Jerrys Burger King EAT EAT EAT chicken wing!

Cheer number 9

Plump piglettes pose with pom poms after eating bon bons

OOOMPA  OOOMPA fat girl tons and tons of fun when you are finished eating we have just begun.

Cheer number 10

Chubby Cheese heads heading for num num nuptuals

Wacka Wacka cheese & crackers sis boom bah! Feed me some ice cream RAH! RAH! RAH!




Our Fattitude says bring us food. We are fat and we are crude.OINK!OINK! CLAP CLAP CHEEEEEEESE!!!! YEA! CHEESE!!

An Honest Fat Rant

The following fat rant blows Joy Nash's fat rant out of the water. This fat rant comes from a real and unapologetic fat fiesty fatling. This guy's videos are oozing with fattitude. Enjoy!



I love the honesty, the passion, the logic, and most of all the fattitude. I hope the fatling in this video becomes a follower of Bigger Fatter Blog. He is a credit to the fat race.



A little more inspiring fattitude!


Your Thoughts?

What's Your Fattitude Score? Take the Fattitude Test.

To be a true fatling you need a high FQ (Fattitude Quotient). With help from CG Brady and a few of my gluttonous friends I, Fat Bastard designed a fattitude test or FQ test. Unlike IQ which pretty much remains static your fattitude quotient or FQ can rise and fall throughout your life.

Weight loss guru CG Brady proclaims, "Lose the fattitude lose the fat." Who wants that? Other than having weight loss surgery or being in a Nazi death camp the only way to lose weight is to lose the fattitude. We at Bigger Fatter Blog we  to -- KNOW YOUR FATTITUDE! At the end of this test we will show you ways to increase your fattitude. Having an accurate measurement of your fattitude is more important than having an accurate measurement of your fat. In the case of the gainer a sober inventory of your essential fattitudes is crucial in making the gains you desire and in the case of the loser aka dieter indentifying and reducing your fattitudes is crucial for weight loss.



The Fattitude Test

This test has a series of statemnts that will measure your fattitude quotient. Simply respond to the staetments and tally your score. The higher your score the more fattitude you have. On a scale of 1 - 5 rate how true these statements are regarding your fattitudes. 0 = Totally False, 1 = Mostly False, 2 = Slightly True. 3 = Mostly True, 4 = Totally True, 5 = True with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Answer as honestly as you can.

1. Food is love.


2. I'd rather sit than move.


3. If there were only one channel I could receive on my TV it would be the food network.


4. Flavor means much more to me than nutrition.


5. Food is better than sex.


6. I prize tasty food above good health.


7. I prize food above my family.


8. Society should accommodate the special needs of fat people.


9. It is impossible to be too fat.


10. I steal food.


11. I will circle a parking lot in order to save a few steps.


12. I will use a fatty scooter at Walmart even though I don't really need one.


13. I am or am becoming to fat to wipe my butt but I don't care.


14. I don't feel guilty about getting free medical care because of my obesity.


15. Fat people are now the new Niggers.


Tally your score!

What your score means.

Fat Bastardo's Reaction: BOING!

0 - 10 =  Little to no fattitude. Move to Sparta and worship MeMe Roth.

Fat Bastardo's response: BOING!! Real woman have thigh gaps!

10 - 20 = A tiny tiny shadow of fattitude. You will eat tasty food as long as it is healthy.  You still pick health and social responsibility over food but you will have a small slice of birthday cake.

Fat Bastardo reaction: BOING! I'd like to see some indication of hip bones but still HOT!

20 - 30 = An audible whisper of fattitude. You did pig out once on Thanksgiving but went straight to the gym on Friday but went for pizza after that. Most of your eating is mindful but you will feast now and again.

Fat Bastardo's reaction: probably an angry feminist pretending the spaghetti is a man.

30 - 40 =  Moderate fattitude. You often have seconds and desert. You say that you rarely eat fast food but that is not true. You still cook often but you avoid rabbit food.

Fat Bastardo's reaction: Typical fat American sow of the pork beast variety.

40 - 50 =  Major fattitude. You go to fast food restaurants and while you eat salads you add lots of cheese and dressing. You have few meals at the dinner table and rarely use a knife fork or spoon.

Fat Bastardo's reaction. Like a feminist, many pork beasts morph into an new non binary species

50 - 60 = Uber  fattitude. You have pig outs with friends regularly and you waddle. Your C-PAP machine is your best buddy. You have raging yeast infections.

Fat Bastardo's reaction: This is Mia Ham's sister Maida Ham

60 - 70 = Mega fattitude. You have often polished off an entire bag of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies in 6 bites. Food is your God. You really know how to throw your weight around and you do it well. Every time you take a dump it's a triple flusher. Your doctors weigh you on a cattle scale. You are reaching fatty Nirvana.



70 - 75 = Ultimate fattitude. You know that vegetables are what food eats. You proudly strut or wheel your fat self around. You are large and in charge. You make Kate Harding look like a fat hater. You make the patients at the Brookhaven Obesity Clinic look like runts. You have reached the Belly Boy class of obesity and fattitude and you deserve a hearty BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA and a couple of pies.They weigh you on a truck scale. You are the champ of chomp, the grand master of gluttony, the ogar of obesity

How to Increase Your Fattitude



1. EAT! It sounds a bit simplistic but the more you eat the more you will want to eat.




2. Watch shows about food. Food shows are like porn for fat people. Seeing food and people eating while making yummy sounds increases your desire for food just as watching porn increases your desire for sex. Rachel Ray didn't blimp out and increase her fattitude be eating Lean Cuisine. 



3. Hang out with fat people and eat with them. This is fun and you will discover new foods and new fat freinds. While it is good to eat alone it's better to eat with other fatlings. Fattitude is contagious. When a pod of you land whales are feeding you will automatically go into a feeding frenzy! OINK!



4. Use a power chair whether you need it or not. Not only will riding in a power chair or scooter save calories it will increase your sloth. Remember, live smart not hard.



5. Know that you are entitled and get all the freebies that you can. Learning how to milk the system even before you become too fat to work. It will give you the skills you will need to navigate the social service maze.

Follow these five steps and before you know it you will have supersized your fattitude.

Leave your score in the comments section.

EXTRA: Visit fat acceptance sites.

Fat Women Shoplift Hide Items is Fat Folds! Now that's FATTITUDE!

While Bigger Fatter Blog does not endorse shoplifting or most other criminal activities in this case the amount of fattitude more than makes up for the crime these fat girls committed. Whenever I come across exceptional acts of fattitude Bigger Fatter Blog is compelled to report these inspirational acts to our millions of readers.  I only hope that they have a fat friendly judge at sentencing.

I think it is kismet that the police spokesman's last name is Ham. OINK! One can only hope that the judge's last name is Bacon.  Ah yes, Bacon and Ham on a fat roll.



The video speaks for itself. About all I can say is that these two women are an inspiration.



Bigger Fatter Blog readers: Let's give these divas a good OINK! OINK! OINK! OINK!

On a related story here are a few more example of diva fattitude.




Fat girls often have great looking nails!


Hair with fattitude!

Gluttony IS Good

We love food and we will not apologize for our size. NAAFA and other fat acceptance organizations may express similar views but they are constantly back pedaling from that position. It's a fact if you are fat it is because you are a glutton. We fatties eat obscene amounts of food. Why deny it? There is no other way to get super fat. The metabolism argument is a cop out and besides it is total bullshit . I cringe when I hear a fellow fatty justifying "why they are fat" with blatant lies. We are fat because we are gluttons so I don't want to hear that fat by nature proud by choice garbage that has become the battle cry of every simpleton who thinks they are part of the fat acceptance movement.

According to the Bible Gluttony is a sin but we all know that the Bible is bullshit and it's god is an evil despot so it only goes to follow that anything that goes against the demented Christian god has to be a good thing and what is better than food? Food is OUR god therefore our love for food and enjoyment of it is simply us behaving in a godly manner. When someone like the government or some diet promoter starts issuing diet they would be in effect committing an act of religious persecution. In the case of the government it would be a violation of several constitutionally protected rights.

We have been called a food sluts and I where that label proudly. America is a nation of food sluts. Even if it is true that we will die prematurely so what? What is better and more satisfying than food? Life pretty much sucks for most people but food and drink make it bearable. EAT EAT EAT EAT and enjoy. Die fat and happy. We are fat! We are mean!! We will not eat Lean Cuisine!!!

We should not apologize for our size. That is a given but we should not deny the behavior that has made us fat nor should we apologize for it. That would be blasphemy!


Gorgeous girl glutton gobbles gouda!