Fat Girls With Smelly Crotches Ask Fat Bastardo For Help

Fat Becky asks: Fat Bastardo, why do us fat women still smell after taking a shower, and soaping out curly cues, and butt, and it still stinks after you put panties on. And no I'm not talking about infection or anything. I think it's the way we are designed to smell down there, right? 

RELATED: Some of the stinkiest fat girls are the Fat Feminists and they need your help. They posted an article on fat acceptance on Wikipedia. Their estrogen dominance and the candida albicanis aka yeast infections are making their brains toxic. THEY NEED YOUR HELP! Please go to the Wikipedia fat acceptance page and edit their article and warn them about their yeasty crotches. Edit this article. Fat acceptance movement - Wikipedia

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Fat Bastardo: WRONG! I am not going to sugar coat this because you will end up trying to eat that too. You have Swamp Crotch! Like a lot of fat girls you probably can't reach your crotch because your panniculus aka meat skirt is blocking access  is also stopping the water from your shower head from reaching it and washing away all that "fromunda" cheese. That is what is causing the foul odor and why so many of you fat girls smell like a shrimp boat and pig shit on a 100 degree August day.

Slender women rarely have this problem.

Showers don't work well for fat girls. You have two or three options:

Dogs like stinky things: See if you can find a hungry skinny dog (I'm not talking about a fat admirer) to lick you clean and adopt it as a pet. Dogs have cleaner mouths than humans. DO NOT over feed that dog because then he will prefer Dortios and cheese dip to your crotch. Only a hungry dog or a fat admirer will lick a stinky crotch.

Get a hot tub and add some extra disinfectant. Many feeders and fat admirers have their BBW's soak in a hot tub and allow the antimicrobial water to clean things up before they pork them.



Shit eating dogs are quite common and quite economical because in theory you only have to feed them once. And shit eating dogs love eating cat turds for the crunch and the fishy scent and flavor.




Try a bidet and a butt wand. That funky smell is caused by your inability to wipe your butt after you take a pinch a loaf. Feces are getting into your vagina and causing a real stink.

As a preventative measure you need to get air circulation down there. Since you spend most of your time sitting there is no air getting to that yeasty maw of yours. Spend time sitting on the toilet so that air can circulate like in the case of the lovely BBW in the above Youtube clip Sittin on Toilet.

Slender women giving this sleeping dog a bone!

That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

Food trumps everything and the fact that 76% of women are fat or   obese drives this point home.  In spite of the fact BBWs are plagued with many of the gluttony induced maladies they stalwartly  remain committed to eating and gaining weight. That's dedication!!

Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.

Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.

Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.

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This is a chub, a fat guy can pork it and a skinny would hit it but not tell his friends.

                                                                     

This is a plumper, if a fat guy can pork it, it's a plumper

This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds

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This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble boob and many of the are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.

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This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt.

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This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and landwhale has always been a subject for heated debate. Landwhale often travel in pod and see skinny guys and buffets and their krill.

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Not Porkable by a Fat Man ---------------------Now Porkable

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These are landwhales. The are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Landwhales can be very confident or they are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.

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Landwhale trying to land a Whopper! Try Burger King honey!

 This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a landwhale pup

I hope this clear things up.

Now for some more images.

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No longer gravitationally challenged. Drunk BBW with ET Feeder. 

Landwhale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?

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This is a recent development. Back tits!

Merry XXX-Mas to ALL our Fat Admirers: HOT SSBBW Gallery!

        

Jolly old Panniculus send your musk my way!

Jiggle belly jiggle belly jiggle all the way! Oh what fun is it to ride on a BBW today!

Here comes Panny Claus right down Panny Claus Lane!

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Gallery of Gorgeous Gainer Girl Gluttons

Big beautiful buxom babe in blue with ice cream bar and extra body part.

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Feisty feasting two fisted food slut frantically feeding her face!



Battling big bellied buffet bimbos beef as other cafeteria cuties EAT! Let's hope these feuding fat femme fatales forget their friction and fancy a friendly feast instead.


Bawdy bed bound beauty basks regally as thinling servant feeds her.


Hot heavenly hogger hunkers down and displays huge hair and hiney.

Cuter on a scooter and pretty in pink, rotund hottie rolls through restaurant. Watch out for rolling thunder!



Davenport divas displays delicious derriere

Sultry sow siren with sexy stare

Gorgeous gaunt gal governs her gluttony.


Plump & pretty proker piggishly polishing off profusely packed plate of porcine provisions.




Voracious vixen pigging out on pasta.


Sizable sexy sweetie siren proudly poses her pendulous pretty pannus.

Chubby cherub chows in chair

Gobble gobble gobble, gorgeous turkey legged tart enjoys bench buffet! GO GO GO gainer girl!


Sleepy slut seated near sink and waiting for left overs or did her feeder feed her too much!

VA VA VA VOOM!

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