That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

Food trumps everything and the fact that 76% of women are fat or   obese drives this point home.  In spite of the fact BBWs are plagued with many of the gluttony induced maladies they stalwartly  remain committed to eating and gaining weight. That's dedication!!

Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.

Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.

Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.

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This is a chub, a fat guy can pork it and a skinny would hit it but not tell his friends.

                                                                     

This is a plumper, if a fat guy can pork it, it's a plumper

This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds

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This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble boob and many of the are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.

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This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt.

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This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and landwhale has always been a subject for heated debate. Landwhale often travel in pod and see skinny guys and buffets and their krill.

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Not Porkable by a Fat Man ---------------------Now Porkable

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These are landwhales. The are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Landwhales can be very confident or they are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.

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Landwhale trying to land a Whopper! Try Burger King honey!

 This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a landwhale pup

I hope this clear things up.

Now for some more images.

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No longer gravitationally challenged. Drunk BBW with ET Feeder. 

Landwhale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?

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This is a recent development. Back tits!

In the Kitchen With Fat Bastard and Proud FA

This will be a recurring theme on Bigger Fatter Blog. We're fat and we like to eat. We like our food fast, easy and tasty. This part of Bigger Fatter Blog will be dedicated to simple, quick and yummy dishes that will satisfy the most discriminating glutton. There will be no complicated or time consuming recipes featured here. This is not Malto Mario, Ina Garten or Iron Chef. This is real cooking for real gluttons and those people who like to feed them.

Sweet and Savory Meatball Delight



This is a sweet and savory holiday favorite that is so tasty it will make you want to slap Kate Harding. Well, we all want to slap that nasty dog faced bitch.

Ingredients:

Precooked frozen Sam's Club Meatballs. (I buy the six pound bag)
4 - 12 oz bottles of Heinz Chili Sauce (Don't use a substitute)
2 - 12 oz jar of grape jelly (I prefer Welch's but if you have a favorite brand use that)

Pour the chili sauce and and the jelly into a Crock Pot of other slow cooker and then at frozen meatballs. Make sure the are all covered. Usually about half the bag. Place the lid on the Crock Pot and turn it on hi for an hour then turn it to low. This is not critical

Note. The longer they cook the better they will taste.

Serve in a bowl or fill a hoagie roll. Eat and enjoy.

Calories per serving 1200.

The next recipe is one Proud FA calls Bar Cookie Decadence Lasagna. Cookies can be very time consuming with steps like measuring and mixing the ingredients, greasing the cookie sheets cookie sheets, spooning the cookie dough onto the sheets, putting them on the sheets, checking them to see if they are done and then taking them of the sheets. Who wants to do all that? We want to Eat!

A Variation on the Theme "Cock Tale" Wiener Deluxe






Once they've had you sweet and savory balls it time to introduce them to your hot hot and spicy wiener action.

4 - pounds smoked cocktail wieners

24 - ounce apple jelly

24 - ounce Guldens Spicy Brown mustard

Place all ingredients into a super sized Crock Pot and simmer for 1 hour. Serve warm.

Serves 4 BBWs or 2 SSBBW's



Bar Cookie Decadence Lasagna


Ingredients:

8 - Tubes of cookie dough. Mix and match and be creative.

4 - Bags Giradelli chocolate chips

4 - Bags butterscotch chips

2 - Sticks of butter softened

8 - Cups of red and green M&Ms

Preheat oven to 350

Smear four cookie sheets with one stick of butter.

Using your hands spread a tube of cookie dough into each cookie sheet an sprinkle a thick layer chocolate chips and or the butterscotch chips on the first layer then smooth on another tube of cookie dough over the first layer.

Cover the tops with 2 cups of M&Ms each and back for 20 - 25 minutes. Do not over bake! Let cool.

EAT!

They say that candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. BBW's love Bailey's Irish Cream but they will swoon when the get a taste of Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.

Proud FA's Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.



Ingredients:

1/2 Gallon Eggnog (Cold)

1 - Quart heavy cream (Cold

2 Cans Hershey's Genuine Chocolate Syrup

1 - Quart Creme de cacao

1 - Pint Spiced Rum)

1 - Pint Brandy

Fat girls love marshmallows!

Marshmallows (optional) Float a generous handful in each cup.

Note if she's an SSBBW you may want to substitute Bicardi 151 rum or Everclear for the brandy and spiced rum. The bigger they are the more alcohol it requires.

In a punch bowl thoroughly mix all the ingredients. Serve with some Barry White or Luther Vandross.



After a few cups of Proud FA's Chocolate Eggnog Seduction these red hot & sexy SSBBWs will be sliding up and down your chimney as you shout out with glee. HO HO! HO!!


Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?

Happy Holidays from your hosts Fat Bastard and Proud FA.

Fat Women Are Sluts

I'm not complaining. As the readers of this blog know I love porking fat women and fat women love it when I pork them. Fat women are sluts. That is why they shamelessly throw themselves at men. They like to ride the sausage and much as they like eating it. That is why I advocate to all other men to get past their fat phobia and start delivering their sausage to the BBW's. Men who don't pork fat women don't know what they are missing. Fat gluttonous sluts are extremely uninhibited. They also don't think they are "all that" like the fittness type woman who is more concerned about looking good than fucking good.


Physical appetites are an analogy of our ability to control ourselves and who want a woman who is in control of her self in the sack or at the buffett? If BBWs are unable to control their eating habits, they are also unable to control other habits such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, passion) and unable to keep their mouths from the sausage. They let their lust appetites control them, instead of having control over their lusty appetites.



Fat women are easy. Unfat women are like prostitutes. They barter with that little piece of fur between their legs whereas fat women give it up with out a fight and they will go down like a submarine. All they want is a good feed and they want you to be skinny. They know that us skinny guys can really throw the dick. I should write a book called Tales From The Pig Pen that will memorialize the goings on at NAAFA conventions. That would be a great read!

Fat feminism does have an up side

Lot's of hot lezzy action and bi curious BBW's.

Think about it fat chicks love to eat. Look at Oprah. She's fat because she and Gail Kim are always eating out.

It is no theory that fat girls are the biggest sluts. If you are not convinced, here's the convincer. Do an unfiltered Google image search using the following terms; BBW, SSBBW, Obese, Fat, Plump, Chubby ect.. and you will get a plethora plump plumper porn. Then do a search using these search terms; Skinny Woman, Lean Woman, Anorexic, Thin, Thin woman, Waif ect.. and you will get a paltry amount of porn and it is all teen porn. Only a sicko likes teen porn. If I want to see an teenager like looking body I will look at pictures of sexy MeMe Roth or her not so sexy evil twin Ann Coulter.

There you have it folks. Fat women make the best sluts. If you want a demure little wall flower like Twiggy all I can say is there is no accounting for taste but if you want the ride of your life pork a plump porker.