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Monday, February 13, 2017

Adele is an Overly Dramatic Depressive Unattractive Cow

Seriously guys. The shit that she pulls out of her ass and calls "music", is nothing more than dramatic depressive shit. Not even the usual dramatic depressive shit that you hear on the radio sometimes, like "Say something", or "Gasoline", and the rest of it, at least it has a good tune to it and has an actual meaning behind it. The shit that she does though, it is completely 1000x worse than the rest of it. Just looking at the names of her songs make me want to shoot my brains out.

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People make music for many reasons. Some to make people happy, like songs such as "Pompeii", "On top of the world", "Best day of my life", you name it! Now I am not saying that music should only be songs that make you happy, but I am saying that her shit doesn't just make you emotional like good songs should sometimes, they make you fucking depressed and wanting to slit your wrists. Maybe she is in pain, but she shouldn't be able to put the listeners through the same kind of pain. Look at her fucking song titles! Seriously, she is worse than Taylor Swift with those breakup songs. At least Taylor can make a catchy beat and doesn't cut herself and be a whining depressed cow like Adele.

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Adele says she's been hurt by fat jokes about her and is going through a lot of pain.  Yeah, probably Pain au Chocolat. 

I guess I would be pissed off too if I was an ugly fat chick in the UK. She can't keep men around because they don't want to be bothered with her relentless repetitive pathological bullshit. Who would be? All of those photoshopped images she posts could really fool someone. But that is not her. 
THIS, my friends is the real cow who goes by Adele.

So Adele, just because you know some people who can photoshop your ugly cow face and make it look good, you simply can't change your cowish look. You cannot fool me or any of the rest of the smart people who can see behind your bullshit. Adele is the definition of an attention seeker. She wants people to feel pity for her. She wants people to fall for her depressing shit. I will not allow depressing and negative things to control my life. I want to make the best out of my life and be happy. But when I hear your bullshit on the radio, it depresses me and I turn the shit off. I don't care about your pain. If you are so starved(for attention, obviously not literally starved. She wouldn't be a fat cow if she was) and deranged and depressed, then why don't you just blow your head off? Don't depress innocent people who have done literally NOTHING to you.

Adele Sucks…a lyrical analysis.


I hate Adele.  I hate her music, her style, the way she phrases her lyrics and her voice.  I guess overweight, neo-soul, early 20 something British chicks, whining incessantly about the deep hurt caused by the boatload of “experience” surrounding their past relationships just doesn’t do it for me.
Because I’m hateful and I don’t really have anything else to do, I’m going to break down the half-retarded lyrics of an Adele song I heard on the radio this week called “Rumour Has It.”  I mean, the title alone is enough to send me over a cliff…did we win the revolutionary war so that silly British pseudo pop stars can spell their song titles with a British touch????  But I digress.  And so, without further ado….
*All lyrics in Italics.
Rumour Has It by Adele
She, she ain’t real
She’s not real?!?!?  Is she an alien?  A figment of my imagination?  That’s probably not what you mean.  Fat chicks always want to say that girls who look better than them aren’t “real.”  Well, Adele, if you are the definition of a “real” woman, then I’ll take an unreal woman any day of the week.
She ain’t gon’ be able to love you like I will
A lot of my buddies who mess around with larger ladies say they can get down pretty well.  But just because someone has low self-esteem and is willing to do anything in bed doesn’t mean that they’re better.  I’m certainly not lowering my standards and good for whoever you wrote this song to for regaining his.
And another thing!  “She ain’t gon’,” is not a phrase you’re allowed to say, Adele.  You’re a British woman from the suburbs of London, not a legit soul singer from Memphis.  Get the fuck over yourself and get your own identity, Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Gladys Knight and the like pretty much own the soul genre.  Find your own shit.
She is a stranger
You and I have history or don’t you remember?
So, this guy was willing to leave you for a complete stranger?  Sounds like you’re tons of fun (pun intended) to be around.  I’ve dated some real crappy ladies, and even then I’ve never left one of them for a complete stranger.
Sure, she’s got it all.  But Baby is that what you really want?
This has to be one of the dumbest lyrics I’ve ever seen in my life.  Logically, it is simply retarded.  If she has it all, defined by Webster’s as “the whole of, every, or the greatest possible,” then by definition, then what else could the guy possibly want???  Maybe your man left you because you’re stupid.  Did you ever think about that?
Bless your soul, you got your head in the clouds
After surviving dating you, I’d say the guy has his head much further than the clouds; he probably has his head in heaven… a wonderful place free of spiteful ex-girlfriends who sing half-cocked, poorly written pop songs about their former boyfriends.
She made a fool out of you and, boy, she’s bringing you down
Who you calling boy?
She made your heart melt but you’re cold to the core
I don’t know if the melting point of a heart is a woman who has it all, but I’m pretty sure it would take intense heat, not a perfect lady.  Plus, I would be willing to bet that if my heart was so hot that it melted that the rest of me would be at a pretty high temperature as well.  This just makes no sense.
Now rumor has it, she ain’t got your love anymore
So this absolutely perfect, complete stranger who just melted the guy’s heart doesn’t have his love anymore?  Well that’s ok Adele, because I can guess that you never will either and no amount of shitty music will change that fact.
Rumor has it x 794,000 times
This chorus never seems to end.
She is half your age.  But I’m guessing that’s the reason that you’ve stayed
First of all, that’s a pretty terrible guess, as you’ve already stated that she has it all.  But even so, who cares if she’s half my age, so long as he’s 36 and half his age is legal, because you know, it’d be creepy and illegal otherwise.
I heard you been missing me
Not likely.  I bet his grocery bill has been cut in half.
You’ve been telling people things you shouldn’t be.
Metallica told people about things that shouldn’t be and they are the most successful heavy metal band ever.  God forbid the guy tries to follow in those footsteps instead of being known for inspiring the music on your awful album.
Like when we creep out, she ain’t around
I’m from Atlanta and know a lot of slang, but I have no idea what Adele is talking about here.
Haven’t you heard the rumors?
Nah, “English Rose” was always my favorite Fleetwood Mac album.
Bless your soul, you got your head in the clouds
You made a fool out of me and, boy, I’m bringing you down
Have you listened to your drama filled, diarrhea inducing music?  Have you ever looked in a mirror?  Have you ever heard yourself talk, with that shrill, awful British accent?  I don’t think he’s the one making a fool out of you.
You made my heart melt, yet I’m cold to the core
Damn it Adele, we’ve already talked about this.
But rumor has it I’m the one you’re leaving her for
So, after you shit all over this guy, criticize his choice of lover and write a ton of music about him, you listen to some rumor saying he’s going to go back to you?
Rumor has it x 1,654,123 times
I mean really.  I hate this chorus so much.  Its not even catchy, just long, repetitive and enraging.
All of these words whispered in my ear
Tell a story that I cannot bear to hear
I would imagine you don’t like hearing the truth about yourself very much.
Just cause I said it, don’t mean that I meant it
Just cause you heard it
So, you’re a liar on top of everything else?  That figures.  I don’t know about all of you, but when someone tells me something, I pretty much take them for their word.  At least we cleared this up.
Rumour has it x infinity times
I don’t know how long this song is, but it feels like nine hours.
But rumor has it he’s the one I’m leaving you for
Way to end the song with a lyric that makes no sense.  You’re not even together!  How can you leave him if he’s not even with you?  You can’t make the illogical jump from hearing a rumor that he’s going to leave his perfect woman to get back together with you, to saying you’re going to leave him for another man.  I guess in your cellulite infused brain it all makes sense.

I think this concludes the Adele escapade. Thank you for your reading and understanding.



مصطفى شعبان said...

وداعا لتسريبات المياه ومشاكلها مع شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالرياض والتي تقدم أفضل الخدمات في التخلص من كل أنواع التسريب حيث أن الشركة لديها أفضل الأجهزة في الكشف عن التسريب بأحدث الطرق العلمية التي لا تسبب المشاكل إلى الأرضيات والحوائط وأيضا الحلول السريعة والسهلة والأقل تكلفة مع شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالرياض .
المميزات التي تضع كشف تسربات المياه بالرياض من ضمن اولى الشركات في هذا المجال :
1 : العمالة والفنيين الموجودين لدينا حاصلين على أعلى شهادات الجودة العملية في التخلص من كل مشاكل التسريب نتيجة إلى تلقى التدريب الربع سنوي الذي تقوم به الشركة لكل الفنيين العاملين لديها حتى يطلعوا على الأحدث في مجال التسريبات بأنواعها سواء الصادرة من المواسير العادية أو من مواسير الصرف
2 : أجهزة حديثة تعمل على الذبذبات للتعرف على المواسير والأماكن بالتحديد التي يتواجد فيها تسريب دون الحاجة إلى أن يتم تكسير كافة الأرضيات والوصلات التي تصدر من المواسير لمعرفة مكان تسريب المياه
3 : التكاليف التي تطلبها الشركة أقل من التكاليف التي تطلبها الشركات المنافسة الأخرى والجودة لدينا مرتفعة المستوى وتتماشى مع الشركات العالمية التي تقدم الخدمة .
الخدمات التي تقدمها شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالرياض
تعمل الشركة على الكشف على كل أنواع التسريب وأيضا إصلاحها على الفور وتقوم الشركة بعمل العزل المائي الذي يحافظ على المكان والأرضيات ويقينا الأخطار التي تسببها التسريبات من تآكل الجدران والأسطح وأيضا انتشار الأمراض نتيجة إلى الرطوبة التي تخلفها التسريبات
عزل مائي على درجة عالية من الجودة
تقوم الشركة بتقديم خدمة العزل بكل الأنواع سواء العزل بالمواد الصلبة أو المرنة للحفاظ على المنازل وتستخدم فيه أفضل المواد الخاصة في العزل كل ذلك بتكاليف منخفضة جدا
كيفية التواصل مع شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالرياض
بالطبع عندما ترغب في الحصول على خدمات شركة كشف تسربات المياه فأن الأقرب هي أرقام الهواتف وسوف تجد فريق من المتخصصين سوف يقوما بالرد مباشرة على سيادتكم وتدوين الطلب وخلال ساعات سوف تجد فريق عمل من الشركة يضم أمهر الفنيين والمهندسين للتخلص من كل أثار التسريب .
تواصل معنا
او زورو موقعنا

AlterGJ said...

Are you a terrorist?