I am still so flabbergasted at the cruel mockery of these lovely BBW's that I remain at a loss for words. Perhaps Teddy and Fat Bastard can talk me down but right now I am livid!!! I will add more editorial comments regarding this smudge on fat people and the movement. So watch for this article to change. I am sure Fat Bastard will want to add his outrage to this abomination.
Upon further reflection and a good talking down from Teddy Bear, I have regained my composure. I have spoken with Fat Bastardo and he reminded me that no one ever rushes to a fat man's defense the way I rushed to the defense of these much maligned
For Men Only (this is serious man stuff)
I am sure some of you put on the beer goggles and porked a fatty. Luckily I got married before most women got fat. I have porked a few voluptuous babes but I have never porked a pig but I bet some of you younger guys have. As men, we all have a minimum standard. Clearly minimum standards have declined given the obesity crisis. Lots of standards have declined because of the obesity crisis.
When it comes to women and sex, what is your minimum standard? In other words how fat does she have to be to make Mr Happy recoil and shrivel up out of fear?
Pick the ones you would do. Then pick the ones you would need beer goggles for. Then pick the ones you would do for a million bucks. Then pick the ones you would rather die than
I'd hit that!
Patty Perhaps I'd hit that.
Orca Porka Is this male or female? I can't tell!
Dora Doritos She has an extra body part!
|And a double hernia!|
A lot of you just threw up in your mouths so here are some images to clear your palate.