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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Mike In GR Bariatric Surgery Flunkie and Asshole

He is!

Mike had WLS and actually got fatter. Only a total fuck-up can fuck up as much as this fuck- up. Mike can only have sex laying on his back because he's so fat so he can only fuck up. Get it? In spite of the fact that Mike got even fatter after his gastric bypass he is still an advocate for the butchery known as weight loss surgery. If Mike and other assholes like him would simply admit that they are greedy gluttons we food sluts here at Bigger Fatter Blog would have to give him shit and he would either lose weight of happily continue his glorious gomandizing and greedy gluttony.

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Mike before surgery

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Mike after WLS

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As most of our readers know, BFB is totally against bariatric butchery. We are not usually ones to whine about fat hatred because most of the time the old fat acceptance distorts and exaggerates it. The old fat acceptance are the real fat haters.

The new fat acceptance has declared war on Weight Loss Surgery. We are not anti-diet but we are strongly anti-WLS. The main reason we are against it is not because it can potentially make people un-fat. We are fine with people wanting to be un-fat. We oppose WLS because is is a very very very deadly procedure that has no therapeutic value. I will say it again
. We oppose WLS because is is a very very very deadly procedure that has no therapeutic value.

Unlike the crazy girls in the old fat acceptance we will provide factual information for why we oppose WLS and why it should be banned.

It is a documented fact that one in fifty patients die within the first month of having WLS. Here is the proof.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/01/21/earlyshow/contributors/melindamurphy/main668323.shtml

The WLS industry admits to 1 in 200 deaths due to WLS and the CDC figures say that 1 in 100 die after having the procedure.

Who's Mike in GR and why is he a Bariatic Surgery flunky and cock sucker?


Proud FA went to a WLS chat room and we were very effective in discouraging prospective WLS victims. We gave people the facts and while we met with some hostility from some very hungry, sickly and angry fat girls many people were with us and thanked us for desuading them from going into the meat grinder that is WLS. Like the good soldiers we are PFA and I did some recon. We found that many had not reached their weight loss goals but many many more are very ill as a result of having WLS. Then we targeted this asshole lying shit bum named Mike in GR. While many who had WLS actually gained weight Mike in GR was the only one in the chat room so we focused on him like a laser beam. We fucked with this lying nasty sack of shit unmercifully. Proud FA was brilliant.


We encourage our readers to fuck with WLS message boards and chat rooms because WLS is legalized murder. Here is where you can find that dick licker Mike in GR. http://www.obesityhelp.com/morbidobesity/members/chatroom.php

Keep telling the truth on the WLS industry and their pimps!


This is from Web MD:

Risks

Risks common to all surgeries for weight loss include an infection in the incision, a leak from the stomach into the abdominal cavity or where the intestine is connected (resulting in an infection called peritonitis), and a blood clot in the lung (pulmonary embolism). About one-third of all people having surgery for obesity develop gallstones or a nutritional deficiency condition such as anemia or osteoporosis. 3, 4

Fewer than 3 in 200 (1.5%) people die after surgery for weight loss.

After a Roux-en-Y gastric bypass:

  • An iron and vitamin B12 deficiency occurs more than 30% of the time. About 50% of those with an iron deficiency develop anemia.
  • The connection between the stomach and the intestines narrows (stomal stenosis) 5% to 15% of the time, leading to nausea and vomiting after eating.
  • Ulcers develop 5% to 15% of the time.
  • The staples may pull loose.
  • Hernia may develop.
  • The bypassed stomach may enlarge, resulting in hiccups and bloating.
Here are some more facts from another source:

A Gastric Bypass not only staples the stomach but bypasses part of the small bowel INCLUDING the section in which a lot of digestion of vitamins and minerals takes place. This means that even with a small amount of intestine bypassed, the post op might develop vitamin and mineral deficiencies. The stomach "is a critical digestive organ and cannot be cut away or bypassed without compromising the digestive process." REF: Paul Ernsberger, PhD, Department of Nutrition, Case Western Reserve School of Medicine, 10900 Euclid Ave., Cleveland, OH 44106-4906

Gastric surgery for weight loss causes nutritional deficiency in nearly 100% of individuals who have it done. The most common deficiencies are Vitamin B12, Iron, Calcium, Magnesium, Carotene (beta-carotene and other carotene vitamins) and potassium.

  • Several studies suggest that the gastric bypass may have a high complication rate. According to at least two major studies, the complication rate (serious and can be life threatening) was 20 -40 percent (Mayo Clinic Study - 20 percent in five years - proximal gastric bypass, Livingston studies - 800 patients in 8 years - 40 percent)

  • Dr Edward Mason, inventor of the gastric bypass: "For the vast majority of patients today, there is no operation that will control weight to a "normal" level without introducing risks and side effects that over a lifetime may raise questions about its use for surgical treatment of obesity."

    ***The RNY (gastric bypass) trades one disease for another: it trades obesity for malabsorption. By re-arranging your guts you sometimes have severe side effects, and can have long-term problems such as iron deficiency anemia, calcium deficiency leading to osteoporosis. (Dr Terry Simpson, MD, WLS surgeon)

    "The American Society of Bariatric Surgery says weight loss surgeries have increased from about 20,000 in 1995 to an estimated 45,000 in 2001. It estimates a 7 percent complication rate. But [Dr] Livingston's own study of 800 patients found complication rates of 20 to 40 percent, with everything from intestinal leaks to nutritional deficiencies. "

    ABC News story, March 2001 (note: later in 2005, the insurance company actuarials also found a 20 percent re-operation rate in gastric bypass patients)

    A non bariatric industry study which CT scanned 72 gastric bypass patients and found by CT scanning, that 41 of the 72 patients (i.e. 56 percent) had some 62 "abnormalities" in their digestive tract.

    1. Gastric bypass does NOT suppress the appetite in most people according to a clinical study of 61 patients presented at the 2009 ASBS convention. On the contrary, 80 percent of patients in the study a couple of years post op, not only got extremely hungry soon after a meal but also many had an "uncontrollable urge" to eat. This caused weight re-gain in several patients.

      REF: Dr Mitchell Roslin, MD Lennox Hill Hospital in NYC as presented at the ASMBS convention in 2009 (Dr Roslin found erratic blood sugar levels in most of the cohort (study taken out to 4 years) and feels that either the gastric bypass should be very much revised or abandoned in favor of another procedure
    2. With a gastric bypass or BPD, you may have a high risk of osteoporosis. The place where the body absorbs most calcium, is bypassed. This means that no matter how much calcium supplements you take, it might not get into your body.

    3. With a gastric bypass, your stomach might not make the enzyme to digest vitamin B12 which means you may have to take shots for the rest of your life - Many post ops learn to inject themselves and buy the B12 and syringes from their veterinarian because insurance sometimes does not pay for vitamin shots.


    4. WLS does not CURE diabetes (no researcher used the word "cure").

      If you restrict calories mildly and exercise at least 5 times a week, regardless of size you will keep your sugar levels down for many years after diagnosis.

      Also, with modern medications like metformin, few people who have TYPE II diabetes, get the complications typically seen 40 years ago.

      Finally, diabetes type II is GENETIC and NOT "caused" by obesity. If you do not have the gene which causes insulin resistance (your muscles do not take up insulin from the blood easily) then you will not' get diabetes until you are old enough for your pancreas to "wear out" (a friend just got diagnosed at the age of 95). The poor food choices which can cause obesity in prone people, can also bring on type II diabetes in people with the diabetes gene earlier in life.
    5. You might have to go back to the hospital for repeat surgeries for hernias, bowel obstruction, blockage of the opening between the pouch and the intestines (this is very painful until you have the surgery done) and scopes (tubes down your throat to see if all if ok).

    6. Many WLS post ops end up still very overweight! Often from the quick weight loss, plastic surgery is required to remove a lot of loose skin.

    7. "Weight Loss surgery does not make most people thin - it makes very obese people less obese" (REF: Flancbaum, Louis: THE DOCTOR'S GUIDE TO WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY (NY, 2001) )

      At a 10 year study, the average BMI was found to be 35, still clinically obese (REF: Obesity Surgery, Vol. 11 No. 4 August 2001, pp 464-468)

      Another 10 year study of gastric bypass patients found that 34% of those whose starting BMI was over 50, had regained all or most of their weight. (REF: Annals of Surgery. 244(5):734-740, November 2006. Christou, Nicolas V. MD, PhD; Look, Didier MD; MacLean, Lloyd D. MD, PhD)

    8. Many Weight Loss surgery patients will gain weight if they eat less than 900 calories a day. If they have malabsorption, they may absorb even less.

    9. Dr. Greg Adams, a general surgeon at Valley Medical Center in San Jose: "I think it's a plan of controlled starvation" ( http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=11856 )

      Dr Matheis Fobi, a WLS surgeon, calls the gastric bypass "induced bulimia".

    10. With a gastric bypass, you may regain all or most of the weight.. Despite the low caloric intake of most gastric bypass patients (under 900 calories a day) are expected BY THE SURGEONS to regain 40-50 percent of the weight they initially lost. This may be due to the body getting used to the new arrangement of intestines and stomach.. (there are over 3000 members on the Yahoo groups Weight Loss surgery support groups for those who are fighting re-gain). Revisions are risky, painful and for most, ineffective (30 lbs weight loss average)

      A 2006 study found within 10 years post op, that 34 percent of those whose starting BMI was over 50, regained all or most of the weight. 20 percent of those with a lower BMI regained all or most of the weight.

      Annals of Surgery. 244(5):734-740, November 2006.
      Christou, Nicolas V. MD, PhD; Look, Didier MD; MacLean, Lloyd D. MD, PhD

    11. Bad gut bugs: Disturbing the digestive system and compromising the stomach means you might have bad bacteria in the intestines which can escape into your bloodstream. This can cause many problems including lowered immunity, diarrhea, flatulance and immune disease like Lupus..

    12. Restrictive diet and exercise: There are many foods you might not be able to eat. And many surgeons warn that if you don't exercise, you might gain back. If you didn't like exercise before surgery, you might not like it after. And if you dieted and exercised without surgery, you would lose weight also.

      "Measure TWICE, Eat ONCE and vomit NEVER" (Dr Terry Simpson WLS surgeon from his book)

    13. You might be exchanging one set of problems for another.

    Dr Edward Livingston, director of the University of California At Los Angeles Bariatric Surgery program wrote: "By doing this surgery, you're creating a medical disease in the body. Before you expose someone to that risk, you have to be absolutely sure that you are treating an illness which is equal to or greater than the one you are creating." Ref: p 175, Self Magazine, April 2001 "Would you have surgery to lose weight?"

    If you believe this surgery will restore you to complete and normal health you are mistaken. You are trading one nutrition problem for another problem. Obesity alone, does not necessarily kill you. You need to understand that when researchers do studies on the obese and find that they are more likely to die, this does not necessarily mean that how much they weigh, killed them. Obesity is a symptom. It is just as likely that what they ate killed them. and also happened to make them heavy at the same time.

    Kaiser Permanante release form for Weight Loss surgery

    The RNY trades one disease for another: it trades obesity for malabsorption. By re-arranging your guts you sometimes have severe side effects, and can have long-term problems such as iron deficiency anemia, calcium deficiency leading to osteoporosis. (Dr Terry Simpson, MD, WLS surgeon)
    1. Weight Loss Surgery (WLS) might not fix depression. Sometimes WLS can cause an eating disorder.

    JoAnn Mann, RN and eating disorders specialist: "I've seen massive infection, I've seen people hospitalized for malnutrition. I've seen people obsessed with food. I've seen people unable to stop vomiting. I've seen people develop massive eating disorders, I've seen people who are terrified of gaining weight. Terrified. It runs their lives."

    Dr. Jenn Berman, a Los Angeles psychotherapist and an expert on eating disorders, has counseled more than 70 gastric bypass patients in the past six years. The patients who come to her are unable to keep down food and suffer from chronic diarrhea and/or vomiting. Berman said some patients have developed eating disorders and are afraid that if they eat too much, they will be sick.

    http://fresnobee.com/bypass/story/1391404p-1467981c.html

    1. Prolonged strict dieting (lower caloric intake) can permanently damage your metabolism which means you may gain back weight faster. Your body does this by cannibalizing it's own muscles and even parts of organs. There is a growing body of evidence that starvation can cause brain damage and a lessening of mental abilities as well. This would make sense as the brain is not necessary to maintain life. (see Pool, Robert: FAT - FIGHTING THE OBESITY EPIDEMIC, also the studies of the Food Institute in UK on starvation or prolonged dieting or calorie restriction and permanent brain damage)

    2. The gastric bypass is NOT a new procedure. It was invented in the 1960's and modeled on a surgery invented in 1880 for bleeding duodenal ulcers. When the gastric bypass was invented, scientists did not know how important vitamins are and how people can become very ill if they are lacking in even trace elements like zinc. Recently the inventor of the gastric bypass wrote for an article published by the U of I, that since the 1990's we have discovered that the digestive tract is in delicate balance and that he felt it was best to NOT disturb that balance by rearranging the small bowel or bypassing the small bowel.

    The only thing 'new' about the gastric bypass is the mass advertising we see on TV featuring stars who are "new ops" who do not tell about what complications they have experienced.
    1. Experts differ about how many die from the gastric bypass. Estimates of death rate range from 1 in 1000 ( http://www.asbs.org ) to many surgeons stating that the death rate within 2 weeks of surgery is more like .5 percent to 1 percent. (The David Flum study of 62,000 actual patient records found that 2 in 100 died within 30 days of surgery). Many deaths from gastric bypass are attributed to other causes mostly "obesity". This is due to the manner in which the M.E. investigates a death - the M.E. may not have access to the information that the patient recently had a gastric bypass. In the Fresno investigation (2001) investigators found some 27 deaths directly attributable to gastric bypass in the last 3 months of 2001 - none of them had been officially recorded as deaths from gastricbypass. Often the media tries to cover up a death from weight loss surgery. For example when the Detroit council person died after the insertion of an adjustable band, the news service reported that she had died "after minor abdominal surgery" and only when her family hired a very famous attorney to sue the surgeon did it come out that she had, in fact, died from Weight Loss surgery!

    Dr Gary Anthone: "As a matter of fact, one patient out of 200 that has weight loss or obesity surgery dies."

    Merkle, associate professor of radiology at Duke University Medical Center in Durham, N.C., worked with a team of investigators when he practiced at University Hospitals of Cleveland. They followed 335 patients who underwent a type of gastric bypass surgery known as Roux-en-Y between March 1998 and December 2002.

    Among these patients, 57 had complications and 17 required readmission to the hospital within 30 days after surgery. Two patients, or less than 1%, died as a result of postoperative complications.

    The complications included a leak in the juncture attaching the intestine to the stomach, which occurred in eight patients, and a disruption of the staple line compartmentalizing the stomach, occurring in five patients. Other complications of gastric bypass surgery included a blood clot in the lung, blood infection, bleeding, pneumonia, bowel obstruction, and injury to the esophagus.

  • Some physicians link some autoimmune disease like LUPUS and MS with WLS. This may be because the incoming food, not "sanitized" with stomach acid, retains the bacteria in it and that bacteria can get into the blood stream and cause different reactions to the body's immune system. Autoimmune disease can also be caused by vitamin deficiencies.

    Gastric surgery for weight loss causes nutritional deficiency in nearly 100% of individuals who have it done. The most common deficiencies are Vitamin B12, Iron, Calcium, Magnesium, Carotene (beta-carotene and other carotene vitamins) and potassium.****

    Kaiser Permanante Release form for gastric bypass
  • Reversing the procedure: Dr Flancbaum says it's like when you remodel your house, can you make it go back to the way it looked before you re-modeled it? (re: Flancbaum, Louis, MD: DOCTOR'S GUIDE TO WLS, NY, 2001). Dr Flancbaum states that the gastric bypass involves some permanent changes so even if they do a "takedown" you may have side effects remaining. Most procedures cannot be reversed - only the adjustable band can be totally reversed.

    I am also put off when people say something is reversible -- because while we can change anatomy back, no surgery is truly reversible== kind of like remodeling the house-- try to put it back the same way -- doesn't happen.
    --- Dr Terry Simpson, WLS surgeon
    After a gastric bypass or duodenal switch which rearranges your intestines, you will have a "high Maintenance" body. You will have to be careful every day, to take vitamins, eat nutritious foods, eat in a certain manner, be closely followed by medical personnel. If you are not compliant to the after surgery rules, you will LIKELY get very ill and may die. The most common cause of illness and death after a gastric bypass is non compliancy. So if you couldn't stay on a diet, remember with Weight Loss surgery, compliancy won't be any easier but if you are non compliant, it will really bite you.

  • Liver failure: patients are told that the old 'intestinal bypass' is no longer done due to the high incidence of liver failure in patients. However, many post op gastric bypass patients have elevated liver enzymes, a sign of possible liver damage. Also high levels of vitamin B12 are observed in longer term gastric bypass post ops and this, too, can be evidence of cirrhosis of the liver (also seen in alcoholics). Presently, the long term effects of the gastric bypass have not been studied (over 20 years from surgery).

  • Stomach Cancer: According to medical books, anyone whose stomach is cut open, cut in two or surgically modified (called a 'gastrectomy') is of higher risk for stomach cancer.

  • What the American Medical Association feels about the gastric bypass and other Weight loss surgeries:

    "Short-term outcomes are impressive-patients undergoing bariatric surgery maintain more weight loss compared with diet and exercise. Comorbidities such as type 2 diabetes can be reversed. But long-term consequences remain uncertain. Issues such as whether weight loss is maintained and the long-term effects of altering nutrient absorption remain unresolved."

    They instruct their physicians to protect themselves from lawsuits by informing the prospective patient up front that weight loss surgery is investigational and that it is unknown whether Weight loss surgery will help that patient.

    1762 JAMA, April 9, 2003-VoL 289, No. 14






    60 comments:

    Teddy Bear said...

    Is it just my imagination, or what?

    But to me, Mike In GR appears to be much fatter in the second photo below after his Weight Loss Surgery than he was before the surgery.

    Sometime bariatric surgery does not work. Yes, people do lose a lot of weight after the surgery since they can't eat as much as they use to, but eventually they still gain the weight back again.

    That is why diets all and surgeries fail. Because after starving yourself to lose weight, you metabolism does slow down to compensate, and then, when you gain the weight back again, you'll actually need fewer calories to maintain your weight than you did before.

    Fat people who go on one diet after another, and causing their weight to go down and back up again, over and over again, they will actually become fatter than those who had never gone on weight loss diets.

    Some people go in for bariatric surgery because they not only lose weight, but it can actually cause diabetes to go into remission.

    Yes, it does work, but it's still only temporary. The diabetes does go away after the surgery, but 5 to 10 years later, it still comes back again, if they're lucky enough to live that long after the surgery.

    But after the surgery, your digestive system is severely compromised. You can not absorb all the nutriments, the vitamins and minerals from the foods you eat, so you'll have to take expensive vitamin supplements for the rest of your life.

    But you can still absorb the calories and gain weight, but because your digestive system can not absorb all the nutrients anymore, you can still become super super morbidly obese and still die from malnutrition.

    Sometime it's not the obesity by itself that shortens a persons life, but rather, all the strange diets and surgeries that kill us fat people much sooner.

    It's a well known medical fact, that fat people who never went on weight loss diets live much longer than those who are always on some new kind of diet.

    Mike In GR will eventually come to regret the decision he made to have the surgery.

    Now, I'm a glutton, and I do like my snack foods, and I love ice cream, but I don't eat nothing but junk.

    I also get plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables, and I actually prefer fish more than meat, so I do eat a lot of healthy foods.

    But I love to eat tons of healthy foods to stay nice and fat.

    I like to say, fresh fruit is God's candy, made for God's fat little children.

    I also like to say, fat or thin, short or tall, we are all God's children, but we fat people are God's babies!

    Fat Bastard said...

    As you know Teddy Proud FA and I oppose WLS for many many reasons. Our main reason is because it offers NO health benefits. It actually lowers life expectancy and quality of life.

    The reason many fatlings gain weight after WLS is testimony to Proud FA's mantra "FAT FATTENS BEST" Because WLS victims have their innerds butchered they are unable to eat most foods. Even though many of them get fatter they are still starving to death because they cannot get enough of the vitamins and other nutrients they need. As a result the eat fat laden foods because fat has 9 calories per gram but carbs and protein only contain 4 cals per gram. They also can't eat carbs or protein because as soon as it goes in it comes out.

    WLS kills fatlings even though it often make them fatter. It is a barbaric procedure. It is truly fat hatred.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Good evening Fat Bastard.

    Yes, WLS is most definitely fat hatred. I don't believe in WLS at all. NOT AT ALL!!!

    I believe that nature designed me to be fat.

    As I have said before, I'm 5 feet 6 inches or 66 inches tall.

    Most people my height have a torso length from should to crotch of approximately 23 inches and the crotch height or leg id usually about 23 inches, so for "normally proportioned" individuals, the leg length is longer than the torso length.

    But my arms and legs are short in proportion to my height. I'm my case, my torso length is 30 inches and my short fat little baby legs are only 26 inches long, so my legs are shorter than my torso length.

    Another words, I'm built like a Teddy Bear, so I'm going to be fat like a Teddy Bear, hence my namesake.

    I have noticed that a lot of super obese people have nice big plump round body and really short fat little legs and short fat arms.

    Because of my extra long torso, I have larger internal organs, a larger stomach to hold more food, and longer intestinal length to absorb more nutrients from the food I eat, yet because my arms and legs are shorter in proportion to my height, my legs and arms also have shorter muscles, and therefore, do not burn up the calories as fast when in motion.

    So, it as if Mother Nature, or God designed me with a larger body and shorter limbs so I can take in more calories and not burn off the calories as fast.

    It's like, I'm suppose to be fat!

    I believe that WLS, Weight Loss Surgery, is an insult to God! It's like saying that God made a mistake with how my body is designed, the my stomach is too big, and my intestines are too long, so the Bariatric Butchers have the gall and the audacity to think they they must correct "God's mistake" by cutting away most of my stomach and bypassing most of my intestines.

    Now, I'm not against all surgeries. Some surgeries can save a persons life, such as surgery to remove a tumor or correct a deformity, or eye surgery to restore sight, of surgery to repair injuries.

    Of course, some Bariatric Butchers might argue that me extra long torso and short limbs in proportion to my height is a deformity that is contributing to my obesity, and therefore, must be corrected with WLS.

    YEAH RIGHT!!!

    I don't think of my longer torso length and shorter limbs as a deformity. I'm just built like a Teddy Bear! So, I'm just naturally going to be plump, soft and round like a fat little Teddy Bear.

    Some of us are just human Teddy Bears put here on this earth for a reason. We are soft and cuddly, and we are gentle and docile creatures.

    We human Teddy Bears, we are jolly and happy, passionate and sometimes emotionally fragile and we seek comfort. We do not hold up very well when people act aggressive or violently toward us, then since we are too soft and weak to fight back, we depend on our body-fat to protect us from serious injuries.

    Because there is so much violence and fat hatred in society, it's a wonder that we human Teddy Bears don't end up on the endangered species list.

    But then, our numbers are growing faster every year with the increasing obesity rates all over the world these days.

    The world actually needs more of us fat little human Teddy Bears.

    Fat Bastard said...

    The haters are the ones who get the surgery. As usual most are women who hate their bodies and their naturally gluttonous ways. Proud FA tried to tell them that Fat in beautiful and I tried to tell them that WLS is deadly. We got many people to rethink their choice to be butchered. We may have saved some lives.

    I also feel like the doctors who do WLS are a nasty and unethical bunch. All MDs are greedy bastards and that is good because like gluttony greed also is good BUT... they are highly unethical. They are killing fatlings for money.

    I have since expanded the article. I put it up quickly to get WLS patients to this blog. They have since banned both me and Proud FA from their website of death. Maybe you should go their and throw your weight around and get them to see your wonderful blog.

    I may waddle down to the coffee bar with my lap top and troll those fuckers real good. They have great triple stuffed sandwiches there and great latte. YUM OINK! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD RULES!

    Teddy Bear said...

    Hello again Fat Bastard.

    WOW! I just noticed the additional text on this article when I logged back on again.

    A lot of very good information there. Between your Bigger Fatter Blog, and my BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, with all the information we have provided, we are The Rosetta Stone of Obesity and Gluttony Acceptance.

    I'm sorry to hear that both you and Proud FA have been banned from the WLS chat room.

    I'm going to check it out later on, but after I have had my say over there, I will probably get banned as well.

    That's OK, just as long as we can get the warning out about the dangers of WLS.

    You know, if super morbidly obese people were truly worried about health issues, they would just stick to simple diet and exercise, and one does not have to lose all of the extra fat. Quit often, a weight loss of only 5 to 10% percent of total body weight is enough to lower one's blood pressure, cholesterol, and triglyceride levels, and improve blood sugar levels.

    I say, just cut back a little bit on the junk foods and get some exercise. A fat person who tries to get some exercise and makes healthier food choices will outlive a thin couch-potato or skinny sofa-spud who eats nothing but crap.

    So, even if you don't lose all of the extra fat, but only 5% percent of the fat, or even if you don't lose any weight at all, you're still better of making healthier food choices and getting a moderate amount of exercise.

    No, the real motivation behind people going in for WLS has nothing to do with health, but rather, it has to do with vanity, with their looks.

    They think being thinner will make them look better, but after having lost all of the extra fat, they have a lot of loose hanging skin that looks absolutely horrible, and then, after losing tons of fat, they have to go in for more surgery to have acres of excess skin removed. After that, they will have nasty looking scars all over their bodies that can become infected, causing even more complications. If the Bariatric Surgery doesn't kill you, the cosmetic surgery to have the excess skin removed might still kill you.

    I say, no thank you!

    I'll just stay nice and fat, with smooth baby-soft skin that is tight and pearly white.

    Like, Ga Ga Goo Goo! Ya know!!!

    Fat Bastard said...

    When a fatling gets WLS and they don't die and if it works the end up looking like a saggy prune with all that hanging skin.

    Our blogs are certainly the best clearing house in the fatosphere on all that is fat and gluttonous. When pre-WLS lemmings read your extensive work on obesity and how to mitigate the dangers of extreme obesity while fully enjoying the joys of a fat and gluttonous lifestyle they will come to their senses. Your work is not only factual and authoritative but it is emotionally moving.

    I am working on ways to get back on their WLS butcher site. In the meantime may you can go their with your people and sort out their heads.

    What I like about you Teddy is that you don't just sit on your ever widening ass and preach to the choir. You get stuff done. Your efforts to get benches and bus stops proves that.

    Perhaps you could persuade some folks from belly builders to throw their weight around on "Obesity Help" aka Obesity Hate. Play the fat hate bingo card.

    I left a whole lot of factual information for other New Fat Acceptance Movement advocates to use in the war against WLS.

    Squash them you big fat roly poly bear. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    Balltungo said...

    Wow! what a coincidence! I was on that site and that Mike in GR kept asking me to meet him. He's a real weirdo. I heard the WLS make people nuts.

    Anonymous said...

    You know, you have a lot of nerve to come to my blog and post your stupid ass crap comments when I am dealing with a death in the family. What the hell is wrong with you? My software always deletes your comments anyway. Idiot. I am not in the mood to deal with your shit. Leave me alone.

    Proud FA said...

    Ah! It would appear that we ruffled the feathers of some WLS promoter.

    We post on many blogs and the reaction is generally positive. Now that we have told the truth on WLS some coward is whining about it. It looks like we are doing something right! Perhaps we have saved another poor soul from the bariatric meat grinder.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Anonymous said...

    "You know, you have a lot of nerve to come to my blog and post your stupid ass crap comments when I am dealing with a death in the family. What the hell is wrong with you? My software always deletes your comments anyway. Idiot. I am not in the mood to deal with your shit. Leave me alone."
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    Good evening Anonymous

    We're all sorry to hear that there was a death in you family.

    I'm not going to ask any questions about it because it's probably none of our business anyway.

    But I must agree with Proud FA.

    Here at the Bigger Fatter Blog, and at my, THE BIGGEST FATTEST BLOG, we do not believe in WLS, and we do have a right to go to your blog or any other blog on WLS to state our opinions that we are against WLS, and we do try to refrain from making any rude comments. We just simply state the facts, and our opinions.

    I went over to the WLS Chat Room yesterday, using my screen name, Teddy Bear, and I stated my position, being as polite as I possible can, and even though most of them disagreed with my position, I'm still welcome to come back.

    I haven't been banned yet. It might happen I suppose, but so far, I'm still welcome over there.

    I mentioned that I weigh 400 pounds, and that I'm perfectly happy with my size, and I also mentioned that the idea of ever having WLS just scares the holy bee-jeebers out of me!

    Even if I weighed more than twice as much as I do now, became completely bed-fast, heart pounding in my chest like a sledge-hammer, and gasping for every breath of air, I still would not have the surgery. I would be screaming out that I'm still hungry for more food because I'm that much of a glutton!!!

    I'm simply being honest.

    I love being super obese, and hope to become even more obese, because I love my obesity! I love wallowing in my own fat! I love being soft and flabby all over my body. I love that sensation of heavy softness, and I love the feeling of helplessness. I love being impotent and being unable to have sex. I love how my lower belly is beginning to hang down over my shrunken penis. I love the way it feels, to become a great big huge sexless blob of human flesh! To me, it's the most pleasant sensation imaginable!

    I have willingly, and deliberately given away, and relinquished my manhood, for a huge soft round belly full of food and a soft bed on which to lay helplessly, as I continue to grow bigger and fatter like an obese giant baby boy!

    I don't even believe in weight loss diets. But then, that is just me. I believe that once obese, always obese.

    We humans are the only creatures on this planet to deliberately reduce food intake just to shed a few pounds of body-fat.

    But not me. I believe that when food is available, my natural instincts tells me to eat, and get my fill, and fatten up, because food may not always be so readily available, so I fatten up to survive the lean times.

    But in this modern world, food is always available, the famine never comes, so I just eat and eat and eat and grow fatter and fatter and fatter. I'm only following my natural instincts.

    So, I'm a wild fatty, a primitive fatty, and living in a modern world where there is always food, I'm destined to keep on eating and keep on growing bigger and fatter until someday, I won't be able to move about anymore. I'm destined to become immobile, because I'm a natural wild fatty in captivity.

    Wild fatties are designed by nature to survive through famine and drought, but in the modern world where there are no famines, then we wild fatties eventually turn into great big helpless blobs of human flesh, and we become even more happy and contented, because it means, we don't have to struggle for survival anymore.

    We lose all of our natural aggression, and become more timid and docile, which is our natural instincts telling us to hide from the predators and to go into hibernation.

    And so, when us wild fatties become helpless and immobile, that is when we are the most happy and contented.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Oh! By the way. There is more I need to add here.

    As a wild fatty, or primitive fatty, I have never, absolutely never went on a weight loss diet on my own.

    That is, I have never initiated a weight loss diet. The only time I have ever been on a weight loss diet was when somebody else attempted to force me to eat less.

    When I was a teenager, my parents thought I was getting too fat, and tried to get me to eat smaller portions to lose some weight. But I would get really depressed and start crying like a big fat baby boy because I was too hungry all the time.

    I had sabotaged every effort by other people to get me to eat less and to lose weight.

    The only way a wild fatty goes on a weight loss diet, is when forced to do so by somebody else, because we wild fatties NEVER start any weight loss diets on our own.

    We don't even like to exercise, and the only way we do get more exercise is when we are forced to, otherwise, we never initiate any diet or exercise routine on our own. We don't even think about going on a diet or getting more exercise.

    We never walk more than is absolutely necessary to get from one place to another, and we take frequent sit-down breaks when walking from point A to point B and back again, and we never eat less than it takes to satisfy our hunger. Not unless forced to by financial circumstances, then we just seek cheaper food sources with more caloric bang for the buck!

    We find ways to consume the maximum amount of calories possible, and we find ways to make every physical task easier in order to burn off the lowest possible number of calories. we try to maximize calorie intake and minimize calorie output.

    We simply do not believe in reducing caloric intake or increasing activity. It goes against our nature, because we are wild untamed fatties.

    To us, the very concept of weight loss diets and exercise routines is a totally alien concept.

    We just don't believe in it. We believe in eating as much as it takes to satisfy our hunger, and moving at a slow easy going pace to conserve energy.

    Our lives is a constant quest for more and more food, and ways to make our lives easier and more convenient.

    We wild fatties, or primitive fatties, we are lazy gluttons. We just want to eat and sleep most of the time.

    We hate exercise, because it tires us out too much and it is a strain on our muscles, and we hate diets because dieting makes us feel too hungry all the time.

    We hate being tired and we hate being hungry. So, we eat as much as we like,and we like to relax and take life easy.

    We humans are the only creatures who pass up food and increase our activities. All other living creatures on this planet seek food when hungry.

    So, we wild fatties are only doing what we believe is natural.

    When we're hungry, we eat. When we're thirsty, we drink, and when we are tired, we lay down.

    We like being fat, because obesity enlarges our bodies. We love being much larger than most people around us, and we love growing larger and larger, bigger and heavier, taking up more and more room, and spreading out.

    Our purpose in life is continuous growth through out our entire lives, to never stop growing.

    Naturally, we do stop growing in height when we reach adulthood, but we do not stop growing wider and heavier.

    Every wild fatty hopes to become much wider than tall. I'm 5 feet 6 inches tall, but I hope someday to measure at least 8 from front to back, and about 9 feet wide across my butt with thighs 5 feet in diameter, and to measure about 8 feet wide across my waist and 6 feet wide across my chest with arms about 3 feet in diameter! With dimensions like that, I would probably weigh more than a ton!

    A true wild fatty just wants to eat and sleep and keep on growing bigger and bigger, and never stop growing.

    We love being really huge!

    Every wild fatty wants to set a new World's Record!

    To us wild fatties, size is all the matters.

    The bigger, the better!

    Proud FA said...

    Ah the wild primordial fatling! I would have to say and I think he would agree that Fat Bastard is a semi-domesticated eat beast of a fatty. Because of his apple shape and his desire to walk and bone skinny hos he moderates his daily feasting. Fat Bastard love pie but he always saves a generous slice for me if he think I am coming over for a visit. My guess is if you were faced with similar situation your primitive gluttonous instinct would gobble the whole pie and then some.

    Fat Bastard being an apple shaped fat boy does not have the luxury of hyper-gluttony the way the pear shaped do. He has to stay at around 380.

    BTW Fat Bastard was banned from another fat acceptance board because he told a whining fat womyn that being called a fat ass was a compliment. It turns out this fat nurse bent over and another fat nurse who was Black said, "that's sure a wide load" and being a womyn and not a woman she took what was clearly a compliment and turned it into an insult. Then all the other womyn joined in and began comparing our struggle with that of Black folks. I think when FB said that was like comparing apples and oranges they really flipped out.

    Black women are so much more liberate than whiny white girls. I have porked a whole lot of fatlings and I find that fat Black women are the most fun. I am not saying that one in better in the sack than the other. I am saying that fat black women are far more stable mentally and seem to have far less issues.

    I like to get the fatlings I pork to oink every time they cum. I tell them to oink like the piggy they are. Fat Black women are far more open minded. Also, there is nothing hotter than the giant booty of a fat Black woman. They love it when you tell them they have a big fat ass. They LOVE IT! Fat White girls are far less accepting of their obesity whereas Fat Black women don't give it a second thought. If things don;t work out with my new skinny girl friend I would like to find me a fat Black gainer. Fat Black woman are so much more pleasant to deal with than fat White girls.

    Fat Bastard has the URL for the sight that banned him and he is considering posting it here for all to see. That would be his call.

    When he got banned we fired off an angry missive to the site owner. He told her that the girl run fat acceptance did not speak for the majority of Fatlings and it was anti-male. I agree 150%. It broke my heart seeing Fat Bastard and other fat men snubbed at the annual NAAFA orgies. We didn't go this year.

    Fat Bastard's crusade is one against WLS because he sees it as a holocaust against fat people orchestrated by the medical industry. FB and I both agree that the girls running the FA movement have dropped the ball in condemning it as murder. They are quick to whine about a Fatling being booted off a flight because the "seats are too small" yet they will turn a blind eye and a deaf eat to the HOLOCUAST that is weight loss surgery. They will call our friend and adversary MeMe Roth a NAZI yet they remain relatively silent of WLS which kills 1 in 50 people and maims many many many more.

    Fat Bastard is a militant and aggressive fat bastard hence the name Fat Bastard. When we was able to work the people under him referred to him as "that fat bastard" because he was a tough boss. You Dr Bear are very different. You are a mild mannered content cream puff but Fat Bastard is like a charging wild boar with dangerous tusks. He could use some of your serenity but he is an apple and apples are more aggressive than pears.

    Once again Dr Bear you see the forest for the trees and we here and BFB greatly appreciate that.

    EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!

    Proud FA said...

    To our many blog readers:

    I have referred to Teddy Bear as Dr Bear. Teddy recently graduated from FBU and he has successfully earned a PhD in Fat Studies for his ground breaking work on fat soma types and fat induced emasculation and hormone regulation. Gerald "Teddy" Bear graduated with high honors and will be receiving a phi beta kappa spoon.

    For those of you who have not seen Dr Bear's blog please click on his name and check out his cutting edge work.

    Anonymous said...

    You are still an idiot. I have NEVER promoted WLS on my blog, in fact the opposite. You comne spamming MY BLOG when I have NEVER considered or supported WLS in the least. Yet you come and spam me repeatedly. Fuck off, idiots. You won't get anymore of my time. You are heartless inhuman animals who go around trying to promote your blog via spam regardless of what any given blogger may be suffering at the time of your idiotic spam. Grow a pair of balls and promote your blog the way the rest of us do: GOOD WRITING.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Good morning Proud FA.

    ====================
    Proud FA said...

    "Ah the wild primordial fatling! I would have to say and I think he would agree that Fat Bastard is a semi-domesticated eat beast of a fatty. Because of his apple shape and his desire to walk and bone skinny hos he moderates his daily feasting. Fat Bastard love pie but he always saves a generous slice for me if he think I am coming over for a visit. My guess is if you were faced with similar situation your primitive gluttonous instinct would gobble the whole pie and then some."
    ====================

    Well, actually, although I'm a Primordial Wild Fatty and a glutton, I'm not too greedy to share food with anybody. I love to share my gluttony with others around me because I can't stand to see people going hungry. And besides, I want everybody to get fat like me!

    ===================
    Proud FA says . . .

    "Fat Bastard being an apple shaped fat boy does not have the luxury of hyper-gluttony the way the pear shaped do. He has to stay at around 380."
    ====================

    Yeah, I'm pear shaped, and I hope someday to become 9 feet wide across my butt with thighs 5 feet in diameter, and 7 feet wide at the waist and 5 feet wide across my chest with arms 2 feet in diameter.

    But if I were apple-shaped I still would not stop at my present weight of 400 pounds. I would still like to keep on gaining until I was 4 feet wide across my butt with thighs 2 feet in diameter, and 10 feet wide across my love-handles with my belly hanging down over the front of my pants and down to my knees, and 7 feet wide across my chest with arms 3 feet in diameter! Then I could call myself The Big Apple!

    So, I wouldn't let being apple-shaped stop me from gaining, even of it meant having me heart pounding in my chest like a sledge-hammer and gasping for every breathe of air. I would actually enjoy that.

    I envy apple-shaped guys because they can't find shirts big enough to cover their bellies and their pants keep sliding halfway down on their butts. Apple-shaped guys have more fun because they get to go around out in public showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks, and mooning everybody else around them.

    I'm sorry to hear that Fat Bastard got banned from another web site forum.

    Yes, I have notice that black women are more accepting of their obesity that most white women.

    I love black women who are super obese because they have much nicer and bigger butts and bigger thunder-thighs!

    Yes, I have noticed that in the black culture, being called a fat-ass is considered a compliment whereas in the white culture, obese women take offense.

    I love it when people call me a great big lazy fat-ass, but then, guys tend to be more accepting of their own obesity then women.

    And yes, I have notice that apples are more aggressive than pears. We pear-shaped obese males are perfectly happy and contented being sissified, timid and docile, obese little wimps.

    Fat Bastard said...

    Anonymous said...

    You are still an idiot. I have NEVER promoted WLS on my blog, in fact the opposite. You comne spamming MY BLOG when I have NEVER considered or supported WLS in the least. Yet you come and spam me repeatedly. Fuck off, idiots. You won't get anymore of my time. You are heartless inhuman animals who go around trying to promote your blog via spam regardless of what any given blogger may be suffering at the time of your idiotic spam. Grow a pair of balls and promote your blog the way the rest of us do: GOOD WRITING.

    September 15, 2009 7:14 PM
    **********************************************************************

    I don't even know to which blog you are referring. We post on many blogs. Apparently YOU lack the courage and ethics to say who you are and where you are from. That is typical of jealous fat girls form the schizophrenic ole girls fat acceptance movement.

    I have posted on many blogs several times this year so there is no way either of us have "posted repeatedly" so STOP LYING you jealous angry fat girl who refuses to embrace her fat and gluttony.

    Keep preaching to the choir you moron while we bring the true message of fat and gluttony acceptance to the masses.

    Fat Bastard said...

    Teddy, there are many advantages to the pear shape Most sumo wrestlers are pears. A low center of gravity is a HUGE advantage.

    I like being and apple because I get to moon the world and my big fat round gut is quite an impressive structure.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Fat Bastard said...

    "Teddy, there are many advantages to the pear shape Most sumo wrestlers are pears. A low center of gravity is a HUGE advantage.

    I like being and apple because I get to moon the world and my big fat round gut is quite an impressive structure."
    ====================

    Thank you very much Fat Bastard.

    Yes, there are advantage to being a more pear-shaped obese male and having a lower center of gravity like an obese female.

    Although I'm a soft and weak obese little cream-puff, because of my lower center of gravity, if I stand firmly on my two feet with my short fat baby legs wide apart, I can more firmly stand my ground, and even though I'm weak, it's still hard for people to push me over simply because of my low center of gravity.

    Being pear-shaped does have its advantages, but is also has its disadvantages.

    Clothing is more expensive for us pear-shaped obese sissy boys.

    Although I weigh 400 pounds, I can still wear T-shirts in a size 2XL which I can still get cheap enough in any Walmart or K-Mart store, but I have to wear a size 6XL or a 7XL in shorts, and they cost a Hell of lot more! So, I have to go to a Casual Male XL, or order pants and shorts from a King Size Catalogue, because Walmart or K-Mart dose not have any shorts larger than 3XL, and great big fat-ass pants and shorts cost a lot more.

    But an apple-shaped guy who weighs about 400 pounds, he can still get shorts in an XL or a size 2XL, or perhaps a size 3XL which one can get at any Walmart or K-Mart for a cheap enough price. Some 400 pound apple-shaped obese males are lucky enough to wear only a size L or a size M for medium in shorts, which is cheaper still. But an apple-shaped guy has to get T-shirts in a size 6XL from Casual Male XL or from a King Size catalogue.

    But even super sized T-shirts in a size 6XL are still much cheaper than shorts or pants in a size 2XL.

    A size 6XL T-shirt for an obese apple-shaped male may cost more than my size 2XL T-shirts for us obese pear-shaped males, but they are still much cheaper than great big fat-ass pants or shorts.

    So, you apple-shaped guys pay less for clothing than us pear-shaped guys. You may pay more for your T-shirts but your shorts are much cheaper, and the total cost of your clothing is cheaper.

    I may pay less for my T-shirts, but because of the cost of big fat-ass shorts, my total cost for clothing is much higher than clothing for apple-shaped obese males.

    So, a 400 pound Pear Man wears T-shirts in a size 2XL and shorts in a size 6XL or 7XL.

    A 400 pound Apple Boy wears T-shirts in a size 6XL and shorts in an M, or L, or XL, or 2XL, or sometimes a 3XL.

    We pear-men, we can tuck our shirts in ans wear our pants up high enough around the waist.

    But apple-boys can't tuck in their shirts and they can't keep their pants from sliding halfway down on their butts, so apple-boys going around showing off their bellybuttons and butt-cracks.

    But that is why I envy apple-shaped obese males. You apple-boys have more fun than us pear-men because you get to go out mooning the world around you!

    To be continued . . .

    Teddy Bear said...

    . . . continued from above.

    Now, a Pear Man who weighs 400 pounds or more can not reach around behind himself to wipe his own great big fat ass, so Pear Man needs to use a pair of tongs as a toilet paper holder. But since I'm a happy obese little glutton, I actually like being unable to reach around behind myself, and having to use a pair of tongs.

    An Apple Boy who weighs 400 pounds having a huge round belly in front of him and a small butt, he can still wipe his own butt with no problems at all.

    It's only when an Apple Boy weighs 600 pounds or more with his love-handles hanging down over his narrow hips, and having a great big roll of fat on his lower back protruding out much further than his little butt, only then would it become impossible for him to reach around his huge massive upper-body to wipe his own ass.

    So, we pear-men can't wipe our own butts when we weigh 400 pounds or more.

    But an apple-boy would have to weigh 600 pounds or more before he is unable to wipe his own butt.

    Of course, apple-boys have a much higher center of gravity because of their huge massive upper-bodies and an apple-boy has to carry all the weight on thin weak legs.

    We pear-men have much stronger legs, but we are still weak little cream-puffs because of our much lower testosterone levels.

    But pear-shaped obese males do live much longer than apple-shaped obese males, hence, my designation, Pear Men and Apple Boys.

    On the other hand, Apple Boys do have a lot more fun then Pear Men.

    So, I still envy apple-shaped obese males.

    Fat Bastard said...

    My obesity does cause some toileting issues. I can reach around back most of the time but I have side fat and restricts my reach but most of the time I do OK just using my hand. Sometimes when I want that extra fresh feel I shower right after a drop a duke. Many BBWs use a battery operated portable bidet and a bottle brush that the keep in a zip lock bag. I think that is quite clever. (Proud FA has done some very freaky things with some BBWs and their portable bidets and many BBW use the bidet on themselves for naughty reasons)

    I have thought about getting one but they seem unmanly. You Teddy being a sissy boy would probably love a portable bidet for your toileting needs. Maybe I could find a Super Soaker and bend he barrel on it. That would be more manly.

    I think us apples are more aggressive and at times I envy the serenity you pears seem to have. Proud FA porks both apple and pears and he finds apple BBWs to be more aggressive and ferocious in bed but he prefers the "feel" of a pear as pears are softer.

    I often wonder if I could morph into a pear by power eating and getting enough belly sag to cause my balls to atrophy.

    Dr Bear do you think that would actually lower my risk for a 4th heart attack by lowering my testosterone? It just a thought. Like most fat guys I like beating off to porn and getting laid once in a while but when I become totally impotent I still may be producing lots of testosterone but problems with vascularity will likely keep me limp as a noodle.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Good evening Fat Bastard.

    Sorry I didn't post sooner in response to you most recent post at the bottom.

    I was having Internet problems. I am using an AT&T Yahoo DSL connection which is much faster than dial Dial-up and what I like about it is that I can be online with my computer and still use the phone at the same time.

    My DSL modem is a little black box with 5 green lights on it which indicates Power, Ethernet, DSL, Internet, and Activity. As long as the first 4 lights are green and glowing steadily, that indicates everything is working, and the Activity light blinks green when I'm doing anything like uploading or downloading, and when I'm not dong anything, it goes off, but when I start doing stuff, it flickers again.

    But a few days ago one afternoon, the DSL light was blinking red and the Internet light was off, so I had to call tech support. There was a problem with the phone line, ans when they resolver that problem on their end, the DSL light was green again, but the Internet light was still off, so I had to call again,. and the gave me step by step instructions on how to reinitialize my DSL modem again, so this morning I finally got it working again. A was offline for about 48 hours which really sucked!

    But now, I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!

    Anyway . . . . .

    In answer to your question, I don't know if you can go from being an apple and morph into a pear, unless you take some female hormone pills or something to lower your testosterone levels, then you will begin to see more weight gain on your hips, butt, and thighs.

    I's stead of morphing into a pear, your might become more proportional, meaning that your fat would appear to be more evenly distributed on bother your upper-body and lower-body.

    I'm only slightly pear-shaped since I'm 64 inches around my waist and 70 inches around my hips. But here lately, most of my weight gain has been on my butt, lower-belly below my waist, and my thighs. I'm starting to get a bit of a shelf behind me where my butt protrudes out.

    But that's because of my falling testosterone levels causing me to become more and more of a soft and weak obese little sissy boy.

    Try taking Estrovin, which is available in any pharmacy without a prescription. It might lower your testosterone levels, causing you to gain more weight below the waist. That is, if you won't mind losing your Macho and wimping out in the process.

    Naturally, you will lose your ability to have erections, and while your testosterone levels are going down, you might have some mood swings, becoming bitchy at times. But then, as your testosterone levels hit rock bottom, the mood swings go away, and you will become more peaceful and calm, more happy and contented. But you might also become more timid and docile, and more easily bossed around, so when you reach that stage, you will need to shy away from mean and aggressive people.

    Yes, when you belly sags low enough to hang down over your penis and you can't get it up anymore, your penis will become limp as a noodle from lack of use, and your testosterone levels might start going down.

    You say you want to avoid having a 4th heart attack? WOW! Are you saying you had 3 heart attacks so far?

    Getting those testosterone levels down to gain more fat on your lower-body might help if it stops any further weight gain on your upper-body.

    I wish you the best of luck on that.

    Also, eat more fish to get more of the good Omega 3 fatty acids. That is good for both the heart and the brain.

    I hope this helps.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Hello again Fat Bastard.

    By the way . . . . .

    I have a questions to ask you.

    Since I'm slightly pear-shaped my measurements are:

    Upper-arms 20 inches
    Forearms 14 inches
    Chest 56 inches
    Waist 64 inches
    Hips 70 inches
    Thighs 36 inches
    Lower-legs 24 inches

    I'm curious as to what your measurements are.

    Please let me know.

    Thank you.

    Anonymous said...

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/213646

    Newsweek did an article on fat hatred and while they have some good points I guess the comments section is hilarious. It is full of angry old fat acceptance advocates yelling about their thyroids and how they only eat 500 calories a day. It's amazing how every fat person there seems to have a thyroid problem.

    Proud FA said...

    Hey anon,

    I would hear a laundry list of reasons for why the NAAFA girls were fat but those crazy bitches eat more in one sitting than most people eat all day. That is why we are trying to normalize gluttony which is the real cause of obesity.

    Proud FA said...

    Hey Teddy,

    I am sad to say that Fat Bastard is in the hospital again. He went into a diabetic coma and fell down an escalator at an airport. He was really banged up and they are running a battery of tests and he suffered a compound fracture of his right radius and ulna as well as a mild concussion.

    Fat Bastard ate a few too many sweets while waiting for his sister to pick him up at the airport. We don't know if we are going to post an article yet regarding this unfortunate event.

    It will be a while before we can measure Fat Bastard but a believe a XXXL is snug on him. He has big upper arms I would say in the 24" range.

    I would say that FB is a classic apple and I would guess his thigh are in the 30" range.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Hello Proud FA.

    WOW! I'm sorry to hear what happened to Fat Bastard.

    I hope he recovers soon.

    I'm sorry I didn't respond sooner. I had a doctor's appointment in the afternoon and then I went shopping and didn't get home until after 6:00 PM, then I had something to eat, and took a nap and woke up at 10:00 PM.

    It's now September 30 and today is my birthday. I'm 58 years old now.

    I hope Fat Bastard gets well real soon.

    I will be down on my fat dimpled knees and praying for him.

    Shalom.

    Proud FA said...

    Hey Teddy,

    Fat Bastard is bouncing back. He was very ornery today and that is a good sign. He's complaining about the food and he begged me for some Snickers bars and some Hostess Cupcakes. I declined but I am sure other people will sneak him some food. His sugar has been a problem. Maybe I will sneak him some pork rinds.

    He came through the surgery with flying colors. They put two titanium pins in his bones and the doctors are saying that his bones should knit well.

    They may be keeping him a few more days due to the concussion and his blood gasses were not quite right.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Good evening Proud FA.

    I'm so happy to hear that Fat Bastard is going to recover.

    Yes, because he's diabetic, he absolutely need to keep those blood sugars under control, as close to the normal range as possible.

    If he's going to eat a lot of sweets, then he may need to double the usual amount of insulin that he takes with his maels.

    Also, he should use one of those little meters to check his blood sugar levels, and test frequently.

    It's OK to be a diabetic glutton. In fact, being an insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetic may actually give you an advantage if you like gaining weight and getting fatter and fatter.

    So, Type 2 Diabetes can actually be the very best thing that can possibly happen to a happy obese glutton, but you must ABSOLUTELY KEEP THOSE BLOOD SUGARS UNDER CONTROL!!!

    The more you eat, the more insulin you need to use. The fatter you get, the more insulin you need to use. And of course, since insulin causes weight gain, then the more insulin you need to use, the fatter you will get, and then the more insulin you will need to use, and the fatter you get, and so on, and so on, and so on.

    You can actually use insulin to induce run-away-weight-gain!

    Also, because Fat Bastard is apple-shaped, he need to eat a lot more fish for those good Omega 3 fatty acids which is good for the heart and the brain, and eat plenty of vegetables and fresh fruit.

    Then he can have desserts, but he must use enough insulin to cover what he eats.

    Anyway . . . . .

    I'm so glad he's going to recover. His hand will be hurting for awhile.

    But otherwise, he should be fine.

    I'm happy he's going to recover.

    Proud FA said...

    Happy B-Day Dr Bear.

    Today Fat Bastard spiked a fever and he is on antibiotics. Our hospitals are horrible and I hope Fat Bastard sues. Too many people get infections in hospitals.

    I did bring him some pork rinds but Fat Bastard is a bit off his feed and he only ate half the bag. When a big fat glutton like Fat Bastard loses his appetite it is never a good thing. I am worried.

    Fat Bastard said...

    We will not be posing for a while as I Fat Bastard am still in the hospital due to several medical errors that nearly killed me.

    If an when I get out alive will will post an expose on the dangers of American health care.

    Stay tuned.

    Anonymous said...

    Get well soon Fat Bastard you fat bastard.

    Sue that fucking hospital!

    Teddy Bear said...

    Fat Bastard said...

    "We will not be posing for a while as I Fat Bastard am still in the hospital due to several medical errors that nearly killed me.

    If an when I get out alive will will post an expose on the dangers of American health care.

    Stay tuned."
    ====================

    Good evening Fat Bastard.

    YEAH! SUE THE PANTS OFF OF THEM!!!

    Then they'll go around out in public showing off their butt-cracks just like all the obese apple-shaped males.

    But for them, it won't be any fun!

    Hope you recover real soon.

    Proud FA said...

    Hey Dr Bear,

    We are working on an article on the science of feederism. We will present that before we discuss the hospital fiasco. Right now for legal reasons we are playing it close to the vest.

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    heebeejebus! said...

    If I wasn't seriously in a hurry right now, I would read your whole post thoroughly so I could leave a comment that was more than just a reply to the comment you put on my blog. Alas, I don't have time. But anyway:

    You're the first person to actually leave a negative comment on my blog! Wooo. I was wondering when that would happen. Well, thanks for calling me "seemingly intelligent." And I'm well aware that eating 800 calories is "fucking nuts" and considering that 800 calories is a high number in MY mind then I must be really fucking nuts? Well if I am, that's just how it is. I'm not trying to defend myself, nor will I explain in depth to the full extent the reasons why I simply CANNOT eat 1200 calories a day without being miserable. If you have the mindset to go on a girl's blog, the only place where she has somewhere to talk about her eating disorder, and call her STUPID, then any explanation as to why I eat the way I do would be completely wasted on you.

    Furthermore, I actually know a lot about nutrition. I know what's healthy, I know what isn't. I know what food does, why you need it. I KNOW I don't eat enough. I CAN'T eat enough.

    Proud FA said...

    heebeejebus! said...

    If I wasn't seriously in a hurry right now, I would read your whole post thoroughly so I could leave a comment that was more than just a reply to the comment you put on my blog. Alas, I don't have time. But anyway:

    You're the first person to actually leave a negative comment on my blog! Wooo. I was wondering when that would happen. Well, thanks for calling me "seemingly intelligent." And I'm well aware that eating 800 calories is "fucking nuts" and considering that 800 calories is a high number in MY mind then I must be really fucking nuts? Well if I am, that's just how it is. I'm not trying to defend myself, nor will I explain in depth to the full extent the reasons why I simply CANNOT eat 1200 calories a day without being miserable. If you have the mindset to go on a girl's blog, the only place where she has somewhere to talk about her eating disorder, and call her STUPID, then any explanation as to why I eat the way I do would be completely wasted on you.

    Furthermore, I actually know a lot about nutrition. I know what's healthy, I know what isn't. I know what food does, why you need it. I KNOW I don't eat enough. I CAN'T eat enough.

    **********************************************************************

    First off you don't have and ED. You have OCD and your obsession and compulsion is your weight and your eating. If I recall correctly you are a puker. Your clever term is purge for what you do when in reality you are puking because deep down you want to eat like a piggy like so many fat girls who don't regurgitate.

    You don't know shit about nutrition because if you did you would eat moderate amounts of food and you would not puke.

    I know all about bulimics and I know a fuck off a lot more about them and bulimia than the so called therapists who make money treating them.

    Grow up and eat the right amount off calories every day that will keep your body above an 18.5 BMI. Stop the BULLSHIT! GROW UP because you sound a lot like a typical jealous fat girl.

    You mias are so jealous of the anas it is disgusting. Anas, non pukers who don't have A.N. are cool. You mias are simply fat girls who puke.

    Bluegreen said...

    Hey,
    Wow, you really tell it like you see it.
    While I agree a lot of your points on fat acceptance (WLS is dangerous/stupid, and that the problem is not people being overweight but our attitudes towards fatness), and totally wish you luck on challenging the NAAFA (they really need a wake up call) do you think you could step off the teenage ana/mia/whatever blogs?

    I'm sure you think you're helping, or at the very least seeing something that's so stupid you just HAVE say something, but let's face facts. There's something not quite right in the head with these girls/guys (yeah I'm one of them) and it's not something any amount of insults and yelling "you're stupid AND doing weight loss wrong!!!" will fix.'

    I'm sure you remember being a moody angst-y teenager/young adult with some super low self esteem (well maybe not you, but surely you can emphasize?). The last thing you would have wanted was an in-your-face adult commenter spamming (to be cliche and melodramatic) one of the only places you felt accepted. So would you mind backing off?

    Proud FA said...

    I have studied ana and mia and the two have little in common. Mias are ana wannabes but the lack the self-discipline to maintain a healthy but low body weight.

    I see mias as self absorbed brats but I see ana's, the non anorexia nervosa variety as actually sweet but too humble. Mias are very much like fat girls. Most mias are fat. The ana has the humility and the psychological fortitude to eat moderately at all times and exercise.

    IMO the only people with ED are people who suffer from real anorexia nervosa. IMO A.N. is a genetic disorder and it cannot be induced by looking at pictures of skinny fashion models.

    If you search this blog you will see how jealous fat girls photoshop images of skinny models to make them look thinner than they actually are.

    Real ana's are a humble bunch who rarely express jealousy. Mias like fat girls actually have high self-esteem/egoism the same as fat girls. There is a very good article and study on this blog that shows how and why fat girls have very very high self-esteem.

    IMO, by the time a mia reaches 30 she is ripe to join NAAFA.

    Anonymous said...

    I understand that CG Brady is a reader of this site. I lost his email and I would like to contact him/her regarding my wife and her gluttony. I wanted his opinion as to whether WLS would possibly make her more moral.


    CG Brady,
    No doubt you are right about my wife being a liar, but aren't we all to varying degrees one way or another? I don't need a polygraph test result to confirm that. However, even if I did, there is no way my wife would ever willingly submit to one. As for my wife being a liar, I can live with that, but what I can't live with much longer is the Natural Affection she has forsaken in exchange for a mess of stinking pottage.

    As for liars being the worst thing on the planet, I guess that depends on who they are and what they are lying about. In my opinion, after murders it is a thief. Nonetheless, I would not rank a small child who happened by chance to steel a piece of candy and then later lied about it in an attempt to avoid the consequences, along side that of a politician who lied about his/her legislative agenda in order to steal peoples' confidence or votes. There's no comparison: one act affects only a few in a very small or nearly insignificant way, another harms a great many in a very big and monumental way.

    I think a gluttonous spouse is in a way very much like a thief. Not including the extra quantities of food consumed and money that could be better spent on wholesome foods and activities, these greedy gluttons creep about like a thief in the night raiding the refrigerator and cabinets of their valuable booty and sustenance. They secret their ill gotten gain and precious stashes of fattening sugary treasure into hidden hidey-holes where others won't discover them indulging their unbridled food lust. They rob not only themselves of health a life energy, but their spouses as well who often must in part at least, bare a portion of their burdens and indiscretions in the form of strained family and marital relations, sexual frustration, countless health complications, and so forth, to say nothing of the eternal consequences and damages often perpetuated and heaped upon any children or future descendants so unfortunate as to be saddled by such a family unit that be cursed with the many ills and influences associated with gluttonous eating and its resultant symptom, obesity.

    Anonymous said...

    As for a reality check, she has had it. She has known for some time now that I have been planning to file for legal separation as soon as our younger children reach a little more mature age when I feel they will be better able to deal psychologically with the negative consequences often associated with divorce. Even after knowing this, she has chosen to continue the same old habits and addictions, albeit making the usual cursory or token weight loss efforts that in the past only ended in utter failure and greater weight gain-and expense, buying new clothes, etc.. Only now, instead of making a greater concerted effort to finally forever abandon her addiction and return to the healthy weight she was when we were first engaged, rather she is secretively planning for the divorce by hiding money in other bank accounts and creating lines of credit exclusively in her own name and so forth. Without our combined incomes, I'm afraid that financial bankruptcy appears imminent-this only compounds an already impossible situation. I think our marriage has long since been spiritually bankrupted, but I had always until recently held onto hope that somehow things would workout-that perhaps I would be able to somehow surpress my innate and natural feelings of revulsion over her fat rolls, see through or past all that grotesque mass and just somehow learn to accept her as she is, fat and all; or that God forbid it, she might actually finally "see the light" and realize the pain she has caused me and her children for so long, and give up her addiction, and start giving a damn more about her health, her husband, her marriage, her children and the unhealthy example she has given them, then about eating a fucking piece of pie!
    So, after this, what more can anyone do? I suppose just pick up the pieces of my broken heart and move on.

    Teddy Bear said...

    Anonymous said...

    "I understand that CG Brady is a reader of this site. I lost his email and I would like to contact him/her regarding my wife and her gluttony. I wanted his opinion as to whether WLS would possibly make her more moral."
    ====================

    WOW! You are really something else! You know that?

    You come to a web site that promotes and endorses gluttony and deliberated weight gain to complain about your wife being a glutton???

    YEAH RIGHT!

    Like we're going to listen to you!

    I don't give a fuck!

    Besides, I can't give a fuck because my big round belly hangs down over my shrunken penis!

    And I don't even give a fuck about my being unable to give a fuck!

    In fact, I like being unable to give a fuck! I like being asexual and impotent, because I'm a true glutton, and I hope someday my lower belly below my waist hangs down to my knees!

    Now, I might be wrong, but I'm guessing that the reason why your wife is a glutton is probably because you are a jerk who beats up on your wife and kids, and your wife has turned to food for comfort.

    I should know about turning to food for comfort, because when I was a kid, my stepfather would sometimes come home drunk on his ass and he would beat up on my mother and I.

    Plus, I was often bullied around in school. I was lousy at PE and sports because at the age of 4, I was in a car accident and my left knees was injured, so I could not run like the other kids, and I walked with a limp. This was back in the 1960s when PE was mandatory.

    I'm 58 years old now. I walk with a cane because of my crippled left knee, and recently, about a couple of months ago, I got one of those battery powered scooter chairs like the Hoveround, only mine is the JAZZY 614 HD ,the Heavy Duty bariatric model with a higher weight capacity and an extra wide seat for my big fat ass!

    It was during my teenage years when I started gaining a lot of weight, for which I an eternally grateful, because I eventually became much bigger than all the bullies who use to beat up on me. At 5 feet 6 inches, I now weigh about 400 pounds, and loving every pound of it!

    It is perfectly natural for some of us to turn to food for comfort, especially when living an a violent and hostile environment.

    It is our natural primeval instincts that moves us to eat as much as possible when food is available, because when living in a hostile environment, our natural instincts tells us that in such an environment, food may not always be so readily available, so our natural instincts tells us to EAT, EAT, EAT, and fatten up to survive those possible times when food might not be so easily available.

    It is a well known fact, that battered women who are abused by their violent husbands will often turn to food for comfort. They are merely following their natural instincts and should not be condemned for it.

    I could be wrong, but I think I have you pretty well pegged.

    You have some nerve coming to a web site that promotes obesity, deliberate weight gain, and a gluttonous life-style, just to complain about your wife eating so much.

    GO ON! GET OUTTA HERE!

    So, you can just put that in your Gucci Bag and . . . . .

    HIT THE ROAD JACK AND DON'T COME BACK!!!

    YA GOT THAT? JIMBO!!!

    Teddy Bear said...

    Hello Proud FA.

    I'm worried about Fat Bastard.

    How is he doing these days? I haven't heard anything from either of you guys for over a week now.

    Please, Proud FA, let us know what's going on.

    Thank you.

    Isabel said...

    Hi,
    Ive been trying to get in touch with you Fat bastard and you Teddy Bear to talk about your blogs.

    I came across your blogs while researching an article about people who are big and happy - I read your posts and see that you're both body-positive and inspirational people, you're big, proud and you don't care who knows it.

    I would love to have a quick chat with you on the phone or via email for my article - just about your views about weight and society?

    A bit about us: we're an international newsagency based in London, we write for national newspapers and magazines all over the world as well as making TV documentaries- this is a really great one-off opportunity to get your views about the things that bug you, people and attitudes that annoy you as a larger person and why you think big is beautiful!

    Please could you let me know when you're free and give me a number I can call you on? Also I'll need to know which part of the US you're in so I don't end up ringing you in the early hours of the morning!

    I'm really looking forward to speaking to you!

    Isabel Jensen

    Feature writer

    Barcroft Media,Unit 9,
    14 Southgate Road
    London, N1 3LY

    Tel: +44 (0)207 923 1827
    Fax: +44 (0)207 923 1140

    http://www.barcroftmedia.com

    CG Brady said...
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    CG Brady said...

    Anon, I will be happy to help your wife to overcome her gluttony. Gluttony can be deadly. Fat Bastard is an example of that. He had another medical tragedy due to his food lust. He ignored medical advice and went into a diabetic coma. I am just glad that he was not behind the wheel of a car. I hope nobody was injured when Fat Bastard tumbled down the escalator.

    Fat Bastard has agreed that gluttony is not for everyone. Pear shaped people are less likely to die from the consequences of obesity and as YOU know Teddy Fat Bastard is a tightly wound apple NOT a serene pear like you. Fat Bastard needs to lose a LOT of blubber or he will die. Please do not encourage Fat Bastard to pig out unless you want him to die.

    Teddy Bear said...

    In response to CG Brady:

    In that past I have suggest to Fat Bastard that he should eat more fish.

    That's because fish has Omega 3 fatty acids that are good for the heart and the brain.

    The reason why we pear-shaped fat people have much lower health risks is because lower-body fat stores up more of the Omega 3 fatty acids while upper-body fat store up more of the Omega 6 fatty acids.

    So, guys who are apple-shaped should eat more fish, oily fish like salmon, or tuna or sardines.

    Also, fish like salmon should be baked or broiled. In fried fish, the Omega 3 fatty acids break down, so it's better to have fish that is baked or broiled instead of fried.

    Yes, gluttony is not for everybody.

    Also . . . . .

    I still say that the anonymous poster has a lot of nerve coming in here to a web blog that promotes gluttony and complaining about his wife eating so much.

    You can not make another person stop eating. She is going to eat whatever she likes and as much as she pleases.

    There has to be a reason why she turned to food, and quite often, when a married woman turns to food, there is usually something wrong in their marriage, and he should share some of the blame.

    It take two to dance the Tango!

    CG Brady said...

    There are other reasons why pears are at less risk. Pears have more PHA than apples but they have a greater risk of edema in the legs.

    I am very sought after for my diet advice. I have plugged both Bigger Fatter Blog and Biggest Fattest Blog on MFS and I suspect it is one of the people at MSF you is unhappy with his fat wife.

    I am currently contacting member of the house and senate to pass a law sterilizing fat women. Eventually fat men sterilized themselves through hypo-gonadism and shrunken penis syndrome but fat women being the aggressive sluts that they are find guys like Proud FA to knock them up.

    Fat Bastard seems to be making some positive strides in overcoming his medical nightmare at the hands of doctor and hospital workers. While is is true that Fat Bastard's reckless gluttony and unbridled food lust got him into this predicament but the carelessness and lust for money by doctors nearly killed him. I hope he can find a lawyer to sue the bastads.

    Teddy Bear said...

    CG Brady said...

    "I am currently contacting member of the house and senate to pass a law sterilizing fat women. Eventually fat men sterilized themselves through hypo-gonadism and shrunken penis syndrome but fat women being the aggressive sluts that they are find guys like Proud FA to knock them up."
    ====================

    Excuse me, but having people sterilized sounds awfully Fascist to me!

    Fat women should have just as much a right to have children and raise a family as anybody else.

    I have known many fat women who were excellent mothers who raised their children very well.

    And I have known thin women who raised their teenage daughters to become anorexic bimbos with the IQ of a steam iron.

    Perhaps women who are anorexic shouldn't have kids because they probably won't feed their kids, and the kids would go hungry.

    No, I would rather be a fat kid raised by a fat mother who is kind and gentle then to be raise by a mother who is anorexic and going around hungry all the time.

    No, sterilizing people against their will, or doing any medical procedure on another person against his/her will, that is absolutely Fascist!

    Tell me, when does the band strike up, Der F├╝hrer Forever?

    CG Brady said...

    Fat women give birth to defective babies. They really should be sterilized for their own good and for he good of society. This is not eugenics like the Nazis were involved with. This is about not allowing women to give birth to sick and defective children who will endure a life of suffering.

    Even Proud FA knows the risks to getting one of his fat sluts knocked up. Fat women are terrible mothers. They are simply far too selfish and gluttonous to be good mothers. That's how sluts are.

    CG Brady said...

    Also Dr Bear, I resent your nasty remarks about skinny women. They are far superior to fat girls in every way. There is nothing sexier than a size 00 and a BMI of 18. That is what real men want but you would not understand that because you are not a real man. Your fat has turned you into a sissy boy/gurly man. Your nuts are so shrunken and atrophied that most fat girls have more testosterone than you. Even Fat Bastard only bones skinny chicks. You can't even get a boner because you are so damn fat.

    Teddy Bear said...

    In response to CG Brady:

    You can not stereotype ALL fat women.

    OK, I admit I was wrong to stereotype all thin women.

    But as you can see, it can go either way.

    Yes, I have known fat women who were sluts, and I have known thin women who were sluts.

    And I have known both fat and thin women who were NOT sluts.

    Also, NOT ALL fat women give birth to defective babies, and need I point out, an anorexic women also runs a risk of giving birth to defective malnourished babies.

    Obese women who are somewhat apple-shaped usually run a higher risk of having babies with birth defects.

    But I have read some medical articles that fat women who are pear-shaped actually give birth to babies who have higher IQ scores and do much better academically as they get older and enter school.

    So, I guess you can say . . .

    Fat Ass = Smart Ass!

    Women who are not obese, but have the classic "hourglass" shape with broader hips also do much better than thinner women with no curves.

    Most men prefer men prefer women with nice rounded hips, and sorry JIMBO, but you don't see that in women who wear a size zero.

    I have also read that having skinny legs increases the risk of some heart diseases.

    It has to do with the Omega 3 fatty acids that is usually stored up in lower-body fat around the hips, butt, and thighs, and as we know, Omega 3 fatty acids actually protect against heart disease.

    OK, now I have a health care worker who come to my apartment on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. I have arthritis in my knees and ankles and due to my weight house cleaning is very difficult for me. So she cleans up my little studio apartment and fixes a meal for me.

    Now she is slender. She just naturally has a slender build because of a small bone structure. But she does have nice rounded hips, and she has a nice smooth appearance with a light completion. Your don't see her collarbone and you don't see her ribs. She looks smooth, and she is cute. She like a sister to me.

    She would like to gain some weight, and over the past year since she's been working for me, she has gained about 10 pounds.

    Also, she loves to eat. When she gets home from work, she can really put away the groceries. She even calls herself a little glutton. And she likes fat people. She thinks all fat people, bothy fat men and fat women are cute.

    Now, her mother is fat, only 5 feet tall and weighs 250 pounds, and she is 89 years old, soon to be 90, and she prefers being fat, and has always been fat, and has given birth to perfect children.

    So, I'm against sterilizing fat women, especially if they are pear-shaped.

    There is an evolutionary reason why most women have broader hips. A broader pelvis enables human mothers to give birth to babies with larger brains, unlike all the other species of primates.

    And there is an evolutionary reason why most men prefer women with broader hips.

    If you were to sterilize fat women who are pear-shaped, the human race might take an evolutionary step backwards!

    You got that? MONKEY-BOY???

    Teddy Bear said...

    Oh! And by the way Mr CG Brady . . .

    I need to add something here.

    As I had mentioned before, some time ago, when I first discovered this blog, I had mentioned that I'm in the process of converting to Judaism.

    Yes, I do believe in God, but I also believe in evolution, so I'm an evolutionist.

    NOT ALL evolutionists are atheists.

    My Rabbi also endorses the teaching of evolution and supports science education, and he's against all attempts by right-wing religious funny-mentalists to inject the teaching of creationism into the science curriculum in our schools.

    He says science and religion should be separate endeavors.

    Back in February of this year, we even honored the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin.

    And speaking of evolution . . .

    We have evolved on a planet that has NOT always been like a Garden of Eden, if it ever was.

    There have been ice ages, and warm periods, and times when food was often in short supply.

    So, many of us living today have inherited what is known as the "Thrifty Gene" which is why our ancestors survived through times of drought and famine.

    This accounts for why the majority of people on this planet are becoming obese, because now, thanks to our more advanced technology and agriculture, food is almost never in short supply, and so, most of us are getting fat.

    The ability to store away some extra fat, increases our chances of surviving through a famine, or an ice age.

    Now then, people who can eat and eat and eat, and gain little or no weight, today, they are considered "lucky".

    But if we were to have another ice age, and it can happen, and will happen again, then for those who can eat loads of food without getting fat, when the food is not so easily available, well . . .

    Let's just see how "lucky" they would feel if and when such a time comes around again.

    I call it . . .

    Survival Of The Fattest!!!

    CG Brady said...

    The fact is anorexic women can't get pregnant because they don't have enough body fat. Fat girls are always trying to get knocked up.

    The most the basal metabolic rate can vary in individuals of the same age, weight and gender is 35 calories. The fat gene theory has been busted. All the fat gene theory is is a way for fat girls to pretend they are not gluttons. That is why I like Fat Bastard because he admits that he's a greedy food slut.

    Women can be lean and pear shaped. Women with wider hips have a larger birth canal and that is why they give birth to smarter kids. A larger cranial vault means a larger brain and a larger brain means more neurons and that means more intelligence. Fat makes people dumber. Lean men are smarter than fat men because they have more testosterone.

    Teddy Bear said...

    CG Brady said...

    "The fact is anorexic women can't get pregnant because they don't have enough body fat. Fat girls are always trying to get knocked up."
    --------------------
    And you want to have fat women sterilized? Real smart move!

    YEAH RIGHT!!!
    --------------------
    CG Brady said...

    "The most the basal metabolic rate can vary in individuals of the same age, weight and gender is 35 calories. The fat gene theory has been busted. All the fat gene theory is is a way for fat girls to pretend they are not gluttons. That is why I like Fat Bastard because he admits that he's a greedy food slut."
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    So, you are saying that the metabolic rates among individuals varies by no more than 35 calories.

    Ever hear of Pradar Willi Syndrome?

    It's a genetic disorder that occurs in 1 out of 15,000 births. Due to low muscle mass, people with this disorder can become obese if they eat more than 700 calories per day.

    And then, I had mentioned the "Thrifty Gene" previously.

    Guess you never heard of the Pima Indian tribe. Their ancestors were able to maintain a normal body weight even during periods of famine. It is an evolutionary adaptation, and now most of them are obese because due to our improved agriculture. We are no longer subjected to food shortages anymore, and when the Pima Indians started eating our modern diets, they have all become obese while eating no more than the average US citizen who is not overweight or only slightly overweight.

    They do have a slower metabolism and can maintain a normal body weight on about half the calories that the average US citizen consumes, and if they consume the same number of calories as the average US citizen, they become obese.

    So, the variation can be greater than a mere 35 calories.
    --------------------
    CG Brady said...

    "Women can be lean and pear shaped. Women with wider hips have a larger birth canal and that is why they give birth to smarter kids. A larger cranial vault means a larger brain and a larger brain means more neurons and that means more intelligence. Fat makes people dumber. Lean men are smarter than fat men because they have more testosterone."
    --------------------

    Extra fat on the hips,. thighs, and butt stores up more of the Omega 3 fatty acids which is good for the brain and the heart.

    So, I would say that it's better to be overweight and pear-shaped because of the extra fat on the lower body.

    Now, speaking about who's smarter. . . .

    When I was only in the 3rd grade, I was already reading at the high school and adult level, because my mother taught me how to read and write before I even started school.

    When I was 13, I scored 150 points on a standard IQ test.

    I was the typical "nerd" or "geek" who was often bullied around by the jocks in my school.

    You know the scenario. If you don't, then you've been living in a cave somewhere.

    As for higher testosterone levels making men smarter . . .

    Well, lets just see about that!

    I have read in an article that college professors have lower testosterone levels than athletes.

    I know from personal experience that the jocks and the bullies in my school were not very bright. They were absolute dumb-asses afflicted with testosterone poisoning.

    Too much testosterone cause men to act more aggressive and more violent, like primitive boors who should be living in caves.

    When I'm around guys who are mean and aggressive, and STUPID, I can almost smell the testosterone.

    Perhaps estrogen, the female hormone might make people smarter.

    Perhaps it's because I'm a pear-shaped obese little sissy-boy with lower testosterone levels, higher estrogen levels, and more fat on my lower-body with higher levels of Omega 3 fatty acids, that I preferred science and art instead of sports.

    Just a pet theory of mine, more research needed.

    So, I don't want to hear any more talk of sterilizing fat women.

    You got that? JIMBO BUBBAH BOOIE!?!

    Teddy Bear said...

    FUCK THIS SHIT!

    I need to add something here.

    While CG Brady says that all fat women should be sterilized, I have an even better idea.

    How about a total ban of violent sports such as football, hockey, and boxing, etc. etc.

    Take sports out of our schools and focus on academics.

    How about sterilizing aggressive and violent athletes. Not just sterilize, but castrate them.

    Then they will become more timid, gentle, and docile so they won't rape our sisters and daughters anymore.

    And for those who have committed violent acts, after having been castrated, they should be made to wear girls' cheer leading costumes with pleated skirts, and sing in a girls choir "Mary Had A Little Lamb" and then be sent off to prison to share a cell with someone named Bubbah.

    Oh, by the way . . . . .

    If you any of you should happen to drop the soap in the shower, don't bend over to pick it up!

    Teddy Bear said...

    Oh! And one more thing Mr CG Brady before I forget.

    Benjamin Franklin was fat, and lived into his 80s, back in the 1700s when most people were lucky if they lived past 40.

    And he was very smart. He once called himself the world's laziest man, so that is why he invented so many different things to make life easier.

    He also founded the first public library and the first fire department. He would have no problem living in the world today.

    Also, even though he was fat and bald with a big belly and short fat legs and being slightly pear-shaped, he was popular with the ladies and he was a real mean sex machine!

    I have read that he was bi-sexual, but that's OK, he was still a big hit with the ladies back then.

    Therefore, not all fat guys have low testosterone levels like us obese sissy boys.

    So, once again . . .

    FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!!

    CG Brady said...

    Compared to people today Ben Franklin was slightly chubby. Just look at his picture on the 100 dollar bill. I doubt if some lazy welfare rat like you sees too many 100 dollar bills. He doesn't even have a double chin like all the fat waddling walruses today have.

    By your own admission you have sterilized yourself. Let's say that somehow you got some fat pig knocked up and she had a little piglet. You are not fit to raise a kid. You can barely walk due to your vulgar lifestyle. You would make an unfit father.

    Fat women should be sterilized and they would volunteer for it if you gave them a lifetime supply of Doritos and root beer.

    Fatlings die sooner but not nerarly soon enough. Look a John Candy and Nell Carter, Chris Farley and Mama Cass. All fat and all dead before their time. Old fat people are the exception not the rule. You had better repent fat boy because whether you are a Jew or a Christian God sends glutton to hell.

    Proud FA said...

    I see we have had a spirited debate since my absence. I am here to report on Fat Bastard. Fat Bastard was transferred to another hospital and he should be returning home in a day or so. He is still off his feed and dropping weight very rapidly. His medical staff is concerned at his loss of appetite and body weight.

    Fat Bastard has dropped 23 pounds since his hospitalization. I have been bringing him food but he has been giving it to the nurses. They really like Fat Bastard and one of them gave Fat Bastard a blow job. Fat Bastard can be quite a ladies man even though he's a fat bastard. His blood sugar numbers are looking good and his new doctor attribute that to his weight loss and diet. They think his appetite will return to normal but they are encouraging him to cut his calories. I don't see that happening. Fat Bastard is a proud and greedy glutton. Food is his God. Like most Americans he eat to live but lives to eat.

    So I guess the news is good for Fat Bastard and his fans. He's back to his mean and grizzled self. Even if his appetite does not return and he gets skinny he will still be the fat bastard that we know and love.

    Allis said...

    Being too overweight causes severe health complications and shortens both enjoyable years of life and life in general. Bariatric surgery is the only medical intervention proven to increase life expectancy in obese individuals. Of course it is not the nest option for everyone, but it really can and does help some people.

    Proud FA said...

    There is no unbiased prof that WLS has any therapeutic benefit. It kills 1 in .50