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Saturday, May 31, 2014

Fat Girls With Smelly Crotches Ask Fat Bastardo For Help



Fat Becky asks: Fat Bastardo, why do us fat women still smell after taking a shower, and soaping their curly cues, and but, and it still stinks after you put panties on. And no I'm not talking about infection or anything.

I think it's the way we are designed to smell down there, right? 



Fat Bastardo: WRONG! I am not going to sugar coat this because you will end up trying to eat that too. You have Swamp Crotch! Like a lot of fat girls you probably can't reach your crotch and your panniculus aka meat skirt is blocking access is is also stopping the water from your shower head from reaching it and washing away all that fromunda cheese. That is what is causing the foul odor.

Slender women rarely have this problem.

Showers don't work well for fat girls. You have two or three options:

Dogs like stinky things: See if you can find a hungry skinny dog (I'm not talking about a fat admirer) to lick you clean and adopt it as a pet. Dogs have cleaner mouths than humans. DO NOT over feed that dog because then he will prefer Dortios and cheese dip to your crotch. Only a hungry dog or a fat admirer will lick a stinky crotch.

Get a hot tub and add some extra disinfectant. Many feeders and fat admirers have their BBW's soak in a hot tub and allow the anti microbial water to clean things up before they pork them.

Try a bidet. That funky smell is caused by your inability to wipe your butt after you take a crap. feces are getting into you vagina and causing a real stink.



As a preventative measure you need to get air circulation down there. Since you spend most of your time sitting there is no air getting to that yeasty maw of yours. Spend time sitting on the toilet so that air can circulate like the lovely BBW in the above Youtube clip.

Slender women give a dog a bone!