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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Japan Is Fat Friendly

Japan is the Fat Friendliest Country on Earth

I think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so. The Japanese have always had great reverence for fatlings and the following video shows just how great fat boys in Japan have it. The Japanese are the greatest people on earth! 


Japanese women are generally skinny and really sexy and they love fat boys like me, Fat Bastardo.

We fat boys spend a lot of time in doctor's offices and hospitals and too often we are looked after by fat angry hairy nurses who only like skinny guys. Nurses in Japan are all skinny and HOT! 

私たち太った男の子は医者のオフィスや病院で多くの時間を過ごしています。そして、あまりにもしばしば、痩せた男のような激しい怒っている毛深い看護師の後を見ています。 日本の看護師はすごく素敵です!
Angry American nurse on right.
Pod of fat American nurses.
I'd beat the shit out of Godzilla if they'd let me live in Japan. I, Fat Bastardo love Japan. What a country! What a great culture!

彼らが私を日本に住ませてくれるのなら、私はゴジラのことを打ちのめすだろう。 私はファットバスタルドが日本を愛しています。 どのような国! どのような素晴らしい文化!

1 comment:

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