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This sexy SSBBW may lose her Medicaid if Obama gets his way

Follow closely fellow fatlings this may get complicated. You know me, I only deal in facts so let's look at the facts. While John McCain's home state of Arizona has a lower obesity rate than Obama's Illinois don't let that give you the impression that a McCain administration will not be fat friendly. They will be at least as good as Bush. Sarah Palin's Alaska has a higher obesity rate than Joe Biden's Delaware. However, how fat a state's population is should not reflect positively or negatively on a candidates fattitude. What really matters is who is supporting a candidate and why they are getting that support. Who will support the McCain ticket and who will support the Obama ticket? Let's look at the map and see which state have the most fattitude.





As you can see the red states are the fattest and they are solidly behind the McCain/Palin ticket. Most fat people will be voting for McCain/Palin. Anyone who watches Paula Deen is probably a McCain supporter.It gets more complicated than that.

The Democrats are tax and spenders. They are already talking about a fat tax and you know darn well if Obama gets in a regressive federal fat tax won't be far away. Do you think Karl Rove a fat man will allow a fat tax? Karl Rove a portly BHM as are other McCain supporters like Rush Limbaugh, Rev. John Hagee and Hillary hater Dick Morris allow something as terrible as a fat tax?

Portly Karl Rove BHM Rush Limbaugh Hungry and Holy Pastor Hagee Fat and Feisty Dick Morris

If you think Obama's health care plan is going to be fair to Fat People think again. He, like that witch Hellary Clinton is prattling on about personal responsibility which we all know is their code word for diet, exercise and lifestyle change. What self respecting fat person wants that sort of change? Like typical socialists the Dems want to stick their noses in our personal lives. Health care for us fatlings is fine. Once we get SSI for being too fat to work everything gets paid for. I know. We already have free health care. Why would we want to change that?

Let's take Iran. We are too fat to serve so if McCain wants to continue Bush's military adventurism none of us will have to fight....We're too fat and besides we need to stay here at home and fight the more important battle against fat phobia. FAT AMERICA FIRST!

Don't be worried that McCain is military and all gung ho about fitness It is a little known fact, when it comes to military service Dems out number Conservatives about 3 to 1. McCain is chubby. Obama is a toothpick with ears. I bet Obama is a fat hater.

I know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom but when you examine the facts, Republicans are by far the fat friendliest.

Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons. Bill No. 282, a copy of which you'll find below, is the brainchild of three members of the state's House of Representatives, Democrats W. T. Mayhall, Jr. John Read, and Bobby Shows. The bill, which is likely dead on arrival, proposes that the state's Department of Health establish weight criteria after consultation with Mississippi's Council on Obesity. It does not detail what penalties an eatery would face if its grub was served to someone with an excessive body mass index.

As you can see Mississippians will not let a couple of Liberals dictate what people can eat. Mississipi is solidly behind McCain. I am sure that the misguided loud mouthed feminazi women making noise in the fatosphere are Obama supporters but the vast majority of fat voters, the corpulent and silent majority will be backing fat freindly McCain.