Sweet and Savory Meatball Delight
This is a sweet and savory holiday favorite that is so tasty it will make you want to slap Kate Harding. Well, we all want to slap that nasty dog faced bitch.
Precooked frozen Sam's Club Meatballs. (I buy the six pound bag)
4 - 12 oz bottles of Heinz Chili Sauce (Don't use a substitute)
2 - 12 oz jar of grape jelly (I prefer Welch's but if you have a favorite brand use that)
Pour the chili sauce and and the jelly into a Crock Pot of other slow cooker and then at frozen meatballs. Make sure the are all covered. Usually about half the bag. Place the lid on the Crock Pot and turn it on hi for an hour then turn it to low. This is not critical
Note. The longer they cook the better they will taste.
Serve in a bowl or fill a hoagie roll. Eat and enjoy.
Calories per serving 1200.
The next recipe is one Proud FA calls Bar Cookie Decadence Lasagna. Cookies can be very time consuming with steps like measuring and mixing the ingredients, greasing the cookie sheets cookie sheets, spooning the cookie dough onto the sheets, putting them on the sheets, checking them to see if they are done and then taking them of the sheets. Who wants to do all that? We want to Eat!
A Variation on the Theme "Cock Tale" Wiener Deluxe
Once they've had you sweet and savory balls it time to introduce them to your hot hot and spicy wiener action.
4 - pounds smoked cocktail wieners
24 - ounce apple jelly
24 - ounce Guldens Spicy Brown mustard
Place all ingredients into a super sized Crock Pot and simmer for 1 hour. Serve warm.
Serves 4 BBWs or 2 SSBBW's
Bar Cookie Decadence Lasagna
8 - Tubes of cookie dough. Mix and match and be creative.
4 - Bags Giradelli chocolate chips
4 - Bags butterscotch chips
2 - Sticks of butter softened
8 - Cups of red and green M&Ms
Preheat oven to 350
Smear four cookie sheets with one stick of butter.
Using your hands spread a tube of cookie dough into each cookie sheet an sprinkle a thick layer chocolate chips and or the butterscotch chips on the first layer then smooth on another tube of cookie dough over the first layer.
Cover the tops with 2 cups of M&Ms each and back for 20 - 25 minutes. Do not over bake! Let cool.
They say that candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. BBW's love Bailey's Irish Cream but they will swoon when the get a taste of Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.
Proud FA's Chocolate Eggnog Seduction.
1/2 Gallon Eggnog (Cold)
1 - Quart heavy cream (Cold
2 Cans Hershey's Genuine Chocolate Syrup
1 - Quart Creme de cacao
1 - Pint Spiced Rum)
1 - Pint Brandy
|Fat girls love marshmallows!|
Marshmallows (optional) Float a generous handful in each cup.
Note if she's an SSBBW you may want to substitute Bicardi 151 rum or Everclear for the brandy and spiced rum. The bigger they are the more alcohol it requires.
In a punch bowl thoroughly mix all the ingredients. Serve with some Barry White or Luther Vandross.
After a few cups of Proud FA's Chocolate Eggnog Seduction these red hot & sexy SSBBWs will be sliding up and down your chimney as you shout out with glee. HO HO! HO!!
Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?
Happy Holidays from your hosts Fat Bastard and Proud FA.