Fat boy Rev Jerry Falwell.
- First of all, it is important to understand that God really likes fat. So I suppose he likes fat people, too. (He's probably overweight himself.)
- All the fat is the Lord's. -- Leviticus 3:16
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- Even God's sword is fat (and bloody).
- The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness. -- Isaiah 34:6
- God even likes fat animals. He plans to feed people to to them to make them nice and fat.
- Thus saith the Lord GOD; Speak unto every feathered fowl, and to every beast of the field ... Ye shall eat the flesh of the mighty, and drink the blood of the princes of the earth ... And ye shall eat fat till ye be full, and drink blood till ye be drunken, of my sacrifice which I have sacrificed for you. -- Ezekiel 39:17-19
- God makes the diligent fat. (Lazy people are always skinny.)
- The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 13:4
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- God makes liberals fat, too. (I guess religious liberals should be the fattest of all.)
- The liberal soul shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 11:25
- If you put your trust in God, he will make you fat.
- He that putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat. -- Proverbs 28:25
- Being fat is is sure sign of righteousnous in the eyes of God.
- The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree ... they shall be fat and flourishing. -- Psalm 92:12-14
8 comments:
Again, it looks like I'm the first to post in a new topic.
As I have said once before, gluttony in itself is not sinful. There is no sin in enjoying good food.
It only becomes a sin when one is not willing to share food with people who are hungry.
I may be a glutton, but I'm not greedy.
I love sharing food with other people. It's more fun than eating by yourself.
You are so right Teddy, we fatlings share... well most of us.
Some Christers can be real jerks but there are some nice ones and we welcome the the nice ones.
Hey everybody!
I'm glad to hear some pro-religion talk on the Bigger Fatter Blog.
So anyway, I think that it's both heart-warming and artery-clogging to share food with other hungry people. A good glutton is not truly greedy, because he or she also likes the process of eating with others. So yeah, The Big Dipper is not greedy.
Big Lard Ass
Rev,
Bigger Fatter Blog is like America we support freedom of religion. Of course the Bible contradicts itself on gluttony but if I were a Christian I would most certainly be a cafeteria Christian and only pick the Bible verses I like just like at the buffet.
Fat Bastard said...
"Rev,
Bigger Fatter Blog is like America we support freedom of religion. Of course the Bible contradicts itself on gluttony but if I were a Christian I would most certainly be a cafeteria Christian and only pick the Bible verses I like just like at the buffet."
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Well, I guess you could say that I embrace Cafeteria Judaism because I pick the verses in the Torah that I like the most, so for me, it's also like a buffet.
To me it is more like a buffet. You eat everything whether you like it or not. And if you don't like it then you just make up your own religion.
Thankfully the Church of the Faedari is not made-up. Also I predict that within a few years it will be considered a mainstream religion, with about 10% to 15% of the country's morbidly obese and obese population being members or strongly considering being members. Also 30% of the anorexic female population.
It's interesting, but I actually have about 5 anorexic females in my group now. Never really thought we'd get that popular with that demo this quickly, but I guess we are. We're also looking to branch out into stay at home dads, and former football players.
Big Lard Ass
I suppose if one did not pick and choose they would get spiritual indigestion. That could make one lose their physical appetite. That would be bad.
I suppose if one did not pick and choose they would get spiritual indigestion. That could make one lose their physical appetite. That would be bad.
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