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Saturday, October 2, 2010

More Proof: Gluttony is Good!
Americans are the fattest, greediest and most gluttonous people on earth. Look at the cute little fat tyke on the right and look how American greed and gluttony has served him. God smiles down on greed and gluttony and he abhors humility. Look at the abundance he has showered on the US.
Fattitude! Without fattitude we could never have greedy gluttony and we would be just like those poor saps in Africa.  Corporate greed and gluttony is what made America great and we little piglets at the trough must battle the big boars for our share of the kibble just like the greedy little pigs we are. OINK!
The constant battle between the few big pigs and all the little pigs is what makes America the most greedy and gluttonous country on earth.

Greedy gluttony means much more than food lust. In this song we can substitute the words "it's food that I love" in place of  "it's money that I love".  We are all greedy pigs it's just that some are more aggressive than others.
Luckily we still have enough humble but powerful thinlings to keep the biggest piggies from hoggin all the goodies.

pigs-eating.jpg image by ElaineSupkis

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Gluttonous George said...

Barack Obama is a skeleton and needs to eat more. He won't ever get any sympathy from middle class America until he learns to hog out like the rest of us.

As every fat acceptance advocate knows, you are either obese or have an eating disorder, and our president clearly has manorexia dudosa.

Fat Bastard said...

I'd sure like to bone his wife Michelle even though she is fighting childhood obesity. I'd love to taste that hot chocolate momma. Next to Jackie Kennedy, another hot thinling, Michelle is our hottest first lady.

I figured President Obama would be an FA. Fat girls are probably really hot for him.

I bet that fat girl Monica Lewinsky would like him more than Slick Willie and speaking of Bubba, I was sad to see that he had to lose weight.

I think Obama is like Proud FA. He simply isn't a glutton. Because we are an inclusive movement we accept and respect non gluttons. We need thinlings.

Anonymous said...

hahaha you fattys think someone actaully cares what yore doing go eat a cheesburger and stay home no one like to look at you.....freaks