Boning Skinny Chicks vs Porking Fat Chicks

 I, Fat Bastard and my blog partner Proud FA have hotly debated what's better, porking a fat girl or boning a skinny chick. I promised our readers we would debate this topic.  Our moderator was our good friend Coach Gaines (CG) and we were fortunate enough to have the Chef there as an expert commentator. I have added some pictures of skinny girls and fat girls to help illustrate the points Proud FA, the Chef and I made.

CG: Gentlemen we will be debating the virtues of porking  vs  boning. Let's start with you Proud FA. You have porked hundreds of fat girls so tell us why you think porking is better than boning.

Proud FA: Coach, all guys want to get laid and we don't want to have to jump through hoops to make it happen. Because fat girls are often sluts and there are so many of them these days a guy can score like their was two guys in the penalty box an empty net. Plus fat girls are more likely to be uninhibited. They are when it comes to food so it would follow that it would be the same with food.
   

                                                                              

FB: For guys like Proud FA that may be true but - - and it a big BUTT - - when you are a big fat ass like me it is not always possible to pork a fat girl and you certainly don't want one on top. That could be dangerous!!

CG: Fat Bastard makes a good point fat boys have a very difficult time getting their dick in a fat girl unless they are hung like our good buddy the Chef. How do you respond to that.

Proud FA: Coach, when skinny guys like us party we party hard, when we feed we feed hard and when we fuck we fuck hard. I'd get all bruised if I boned a skinny chick they way I used to fuck fat girls. Like they say, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin.

FB: Who wants to do all that work? Who wants to take the risk of some fat girl doing the reverse cow girl on you and breaking your legs. Even skinny guys unless they are hung like the Chef can only pork fat girls in the missionary position.

CG: Let's ask the Chef what he thinks about that and whether he can verify that. Chef how hard is it to go doggie style on a fat girl?




The Chef: As you know the Chef is a big man with a big appetite. The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef be the Chef ain't got no wood for them SSBBW, God bless em so the Chef can only pontificate about porkin the BBWs with big butts.

You take a pear shaped BBW with a 50+ inch Sir Mix a Lot ass and your small to averaged dicked

fat White man would have a hard time poppin that ghetto booty coochie doggie style. Also, your BBW's like to lay on their backs while the Chef makes sweet love to them.




Even a brotha would be havin a hard time popping that coochie.

CG: Thank you for clearing that up Chef. Proud FA what is the absolute best part about porking a fat girl.

Proud FA:  That's hard to say but if I were to pick one thing is would be their sluttiness. Fat girls will do anything to get the sausage. I have done things to fat girls that you wouldn;t do to barnyard animals and they loved it.

CG: Fat Bastard what is the one best thing about boning a skinny chick.

FB: As you know coach there is nothing a fat boy wants to do more than eat and thinling pussy is the caviar of cunt. It's always fresh and clean.  There is nothing like laying the tongue to a sweet fresh pro ana pussy and boy do they appreciate it. And you know what they say? The closer to the bone the sweeter the meat. Fat girl gash is always nasty and often yeasty. My worthy opponent  Proud FA will even admit to that.

CG: Proud, Fat Bastard makes a point so would you agree about fat girls having rank muff?

Proud FA: A lot of them do but I think we should defer to the Chef as he does eat fat girl gash more than I do and to be fair I usually put them in a hot tub first during the feed to get them cleaned up down there but many fat admirers have a saying - - No Muff Too Tough!

Like a bloodhound, Proud FA sniffs BBW's giant snapper for possible yeast infection!

At the famous NAAFA pool parties you can bet that the wise feeder/FA checked for yeast. Another advantage of the pool and the hot tub is that it will knock down the yeast and flush a lot of it out. If there is enough chlorine in the pool it will help kill the yeast beast.

CG: Chef, what are your comments?

This can happen when you eat a fat girl's yeasty cunt!

The Chef: It depends on how fat they are. If they be just plump and thick they usually ain't all that nasty but when they become somewhere between a BBW and a SSBBW they do get more stinky. The Chef has also boned skinny ladies and they always smelled really good. They are gourmet.  BBW's and SSBBW's sweat and fart more, they can't reach back to wipe and they got the yeasty maw. It can be funkier down there than a Bootsy Collins bass line and cream cheesier than Philadelphia. They cover it up with perfume but as you know, the Chef has a degree in culinary nutrition from the prestegious Johnson and Wales cheffin school and the muff divers their have a sayin that goes like this: "If if smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone." The skinny brothas who can really throw the dick also have a sayin, "If your good with the pole you ain't gotta lick the hole." and it is no secret that Proud FA can really beat up SSBBW pussy. That would be why he don't do no fat pussy eatin unless he wants to.

CG: This question is for Fat Bastard. What's the worst thing about boning a fat girl?

Fat Bastard: They just lay there and expect you to do all the work. I surf a lot of porn so I'm used to seeing really hot leanlings. It's tough enough getting it up for a fat girl let alone keeping it up and like the Chef said, you got the yeast. Fat guys and fat girls are not all that compatible.

CG: Proud FA, what is the worst thing about boning a skinny chick?

Proud FA:  There really isn't anything wrong once you get to boning them, The problem is they have high standards. They can be real sluts in bed but getting them to bed is the problem.  Many of them want to be in a relationship first. That's how it was with my fiance Thinnette.

CG: Tell us about Thinnette and how she stacks up against fat girls in the sack. Fat Bastard asked me to ask you that question.

Proud FA: Wow! that puts me in a tough position but in all honesty Thinnette wins. Fat Bastard is sneaky by slipping in that question but I must say sex with Thinnette is mind blowing.

She's very considerate and other than giving head she's the best I have had and I have porked many many many fat girls. She's clean smelling and I really like going down on her. It took a while getting used to having her ride me as I was never into squashing but now I love it!   She also has endurance.  Fat girls tend to get tuckered out. Being ridden by a skinny women is great. Having an SSBBW on top can be scary especially if she's drunk or high. They can do a lot of damage!

CG: Chef, I'm gonna let you have the last word.  Chef what is your opinion seeing as how you have porked and boned a lot of different women of various sizes.

The Chef: The Chef has indeed made sweet love to many fine ladies of all sizes so the Chef has a certain level expertise when it comes to makin sweet love to fine thick ladies. However, like the Chef said, he ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs and that was primarily the ladies that Proud FA used to pork. The Chef likes his ladies like he likes his steak; tender,  juicy, pink in the middle and a bit on the thick side. The best sex the Chef ever had was with a fine lady of color who stood about 5'6" and weighed in at about 150 pounds with a big bootie. We both had a little of the sticky green (for medicinal purposes only as the Chef is a bit gouty in the leg) the Chef put on some Barry White, popped open a bottle of fine wine and we then made sweet love for many many hours.

Special commentary from the Chef:


As an expert in culinary nutrition and The Chef's vast experience makin sweet love to BBWs, the Chef would like to draw your attention to the darker skin between this lovely BBW's plump thighs. It ain't from makin sweet love with the Chef or other men of color. It's from chronic yeast infections that ooze out of her coochie. This BBW has had many irritatin yeast infections and this in because she be eatin too much refined sugar. Also, she probably ain't been havin good bowel movements because she ain't gettin no fiber and milk can be constipatin and then you got the butt wipin issues that also spread the sugar eatin yeast into her honey hole.

The Chef is in full agreement with Proud FA, the Dean of feederism when he says, Fat fattens best! This BBW should be eatin pork rinds, cracklins, olives, peanuts, (look how good peanuts work for elephants) and of course Chef salads.


Some fat girls come with yeast warnings for those of us who don't like tartar sauce on our red snapper.
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Please leave a comment and tell us who you think won the debate.

Your host,

Fat Bastard

PS:   There are some great European FA blogs and sites that understand the need to include feederism in the FA movement. Here is is a great portal to all things fat that has been kind enough to link to Bigger Fatter Blog British FA Portal and stay tuned to Bigger Fatter Blog for a wonderbar German fat fraulien portal to even more FA treats. Those Germans are great feeders as are the Brits.

This is Fat Bastard and the Chef reminding you to  EAT!



To Avoid Wretch A Phobia Here Are Some Skinny MILFS

Obese Mothers are Good for the Economy.

                                                                        Growing Obesity Increases Perils of Childbearing

With Doctors and hospitals starving to make ends meet in this tough economy the more challenging pregnancies faced by fat women and their is a ray of sunshine to the starving medical industry. It's simple economics. When medical care is more complicated and more specialists need to be brought is on a case costs go up... WAY up and so do profits!

Here is an excerpt from an article that appeared  the NY Times  that explains the good news for our struggling health care industry. Click here to read the entire article.

As Americans have grown fatter over the last generation, inviting more heart disease, diabetes and premature deaths, all that extra weight has also become a burden in the maternity ward, where babies take their first breath of life.  

About one in five women are obese when they become pregnant, meaning they have a body mass index of at least 30, as would a 5-foot-5 woman weighing 180 pounds, according to researchers with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. And medical evidence suggests that obesity might be contributing to record-high rates of Caesarean sections and leading to more birth defects and deaths for mothers and babies. 

Hospitals, especially in poor neighborhoods, have been forced to adjust. They are buying longer surgical instruments, more sophisticated fetal testing machines and bigger beds. They are holding sensitivity training for staff members and counseling women about losing weight, or even having bariatric surgery, before they become pregnant.

At Maimonides Medical Center in Brooklyn, where 38 percent of women giving birth are obese, Patricia Garcia had to be admitted after she had a stroke, part of a constellation of illnesses related to her weight, including diabetes and weak kidneys.

 Is it possible to be too fat? 

How fat mothers are harming their babies - Daily Mail

Pig and Piglet

If you are an OBGYN the answer is a resounding NO! Here are the impressive numbers on C-sections alone that clearly show that the fatter a pregnant woman is the more revenue the health care industry can make.

Body Mass Index   vs   Percentage of Caesarian Births    

       20 - 25                    11%        

       25 - 30                    18%                

       30 - 35                    25%             

     35 - 40                    33%                  

     Over 40           43%                     

Very obese women, or those with a B.M.I. of 35 or higher, are three to four times as likely to deliver their first baby by Caesarean section as first-time mothers of normal weight, according to a study by the Consortium on Safe Labor of the National Institutes of Health

There you have it fellow fatlings; another example of how obesity is good for the economy. I, Fat Bastard only wish that fat haters Mrs Obama and Ms Roth would see that. AND once again, GLUTTONY, GREED, and SLOTH are GOOD!

Sow Force Feeding Her Piglet

 

Since the publication of this article some clever bloaks in England, the second fattest country in the world, wrote a song in honor of me, Fat Bastard. I'm not surprised because according Google Analytics 25% of our traffic comes from the UK. 

Gallery of Gorgeous Gainer Girl Gluttons

Big beautiful buxom babe in blue with ice cream bar and extra body part.

It's every feeder's fantasy to see fat, fabulous and flabulous flabby females but that is not always possible. When a trip to Walmart or your local all you can eat buffet is not possible, all the fat admirer or feeder, needs to do is stop by Bigger Fatter Blog your haven for all things heavy and get a gander at all this gormandizing gorgeous and greedy girl gluttons.




Feisty feasting two fisted food slut frantically feeding her face!



Battling big bellied buffet bimbos beef as other cafeteria cuties EAT! Let's hope these feuding fat femme fatales forget their friction and fancy a friendly feast instead.


Bawdy bed bound beauty basks regally as thinling servant feeds her.


Hot heavenly hogger hunkers down and displays huge hair and hiney.

Cuter on a scooter and pretty in pink, rotund hottie rolls through restaurant. Watch out for rolling thunder!



Davenport divas displays delicious derriere

Sultry sow siren with sexy stare

Gorgeous gaunt gal governs her gluttony.


Plump & pretty proker piggishly polishing off profusely packed plate of porcine provisions.




Voracious vixen pigging out on pasta.


Sizable sexy sweetie siren proudly poses her pendulous pretty pannus.

Chubby cherub chows in chair

Gobble gobble gobble, gorgeous turkey legged tart enjoys bench buffet! GO GO GO gainer girl!


Sleepy slut seated near sink and waiting for left overs or did her feeder feed her too much!

VA VA VA VOOM!

See more hot heavy hos here! 

See sexy sows here!

See big bellied bimbos here!

More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

I may add more to this article after I talk to The Dean of Feederism, Proud FA and Coach Gains. as you know Coach Gains and our own Proud FA have porked herds of fat sluts. Here are some excerpts from a CBS News article.

Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies

Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!

(CBS/AP)  Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.

Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women - those with a body mass index greater than 30 - report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)

The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies.Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)

Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. "Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions," she said.

Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal. 

Obesity and the Likelihood of Sexual Behavioral Risk Factors for HPV ...

America Is Number One (At Obesity, STDs and Dying Young) - Gawker

Peoria County higher than average for obesity, STDs, other healt

Researchers found that obese men didn't do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)

Super Size Seductress won't let this fat admirer up until he sires a pup!

Nasty NAAFA nymphos gang rape another Fat admirer! 

 WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won't be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!

 

 

Fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry!

To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)

 People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese. 

Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls. 

The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of pups she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.

You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. It's because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad.

Put a helmet on that soldier! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD they also prevent pregnancies.  Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As BFB's readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don't want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.

Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far! 

MAKIN BACON!

Friendly's Restaurants Takes in Childhood Obesity

As your go to source for all things fat, Bigger Fatter Blog salutes Friendly Restaurants for their latest kid friendly, fat friendly, glutton friendly creation the Mac & Cheese Quesadilla. As usual the fat phobic alarmists and Chicken Littles like MeMe Roth and her army jack booted thugs at National Action Against Obesity and her fat phobic blog are whining about a tasty meal Friendly's Restaurants has created for our piglets and future gluttons. Taking a page from the Heart Attack Grill's cookbook, Friendly's is giving to kids what the Heart Attack Grill is giving to adults.


I have always said that fat kids are cute and Friendly's agrees and they are do their part to plump up our pre-teen piglets. Leave it to MeMe Roth and her fanatical fat phobics in the food Gestapo to rale against a fat and glutton friendly eatery like Friendly's. Here are what the food kops have written. I, Fat Bastard, will insert my comments in in red.

Friendly's knows how to get attention: Find a ridiculously unhealthy meal, and then make it even more artery-clogging. (Try incredibly yummy and stick to the ribs meal)

The chain has come up with a way to put even more cheese in a quesadilla, releasing a Mac & Cheese Quesadilla. And it's even on the kids' menu.  (..And what's wrong with that?) The menu recommends you add bacon (Bacon is good because it comes from the noble pig.) or a "Friendly Frank" (Who'd want an Unfriendly Frank?) to complete your meal -- but not before you pick your drink, which can be cotton-candy flavored, (Kids love cotton candy!) and an ice-cream dessert. Combine the quesadilla with the unhealthiest drink and dessert, and the meal sets your kid back 2,270 calories, 45 grams of saturated fat, 3,320 mg of sodium and 23 grams of carbohydrates, according to The Consumerist. (...so fucking what?!)

This isn't the first time Friendly's has released fattening fare. (Good for Friendly's for giving customers what they want)! Back in June, they announced the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt, which actually has grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, on the adult menu. The only way to top that was to offer something equally unhealthy, but for the children. Let's hope this quesadilla comes with a required jog around the restaurant. (Kids might barf up all that food if they start running around.)


Well fed kids are sedate. Pre diabetes is a cure for ADHD and ADD. Sugary treats calm kids down.

Friendly's fat kid friendly menu.


Cute little glutton. Food is love mom.

Yeah yeah yeah I can here it now from the crazy jealous man-hating fat girls in the old fat acceptance who always have their yeasty panties in a bunch about something, "why are they using a skinny BOY instead of a fat girl like Little Lotta?" That typical knee jerk reaction misses the point of Friendly's marketing genius. Why show a fat kid who is in less needs of fattening up? Seeing this skinny tyke will induce fat mothers to feed their kids even more fattening food and besides Little Lotta had a plus size modeling assignment for Orville Reddenbacher's Popcorn.

Little Lotta was then and is now a great role model and roll model for girls. The Fatosphere could stand a few more SSBBW blogs that celebrate gluttony and morbid obesity instead of whining about everything. I don't even think there are any SSBBW blogspot blogs or any gainer blogs.

Fatspiration

Because Bigger Fatter Blog is not mean to those lovely anorexic angels who post pictures of hot thinlings to inspire (thinspire) other women work towards waifdom many come here for reverse Thinspiration. As a service to this bony beauties I, Fat Bastard, thought it would be right to provide these lovelies lilies of lightness with some reverse thinspo and at the same time I thought I would provide fat folks with some fatspiration. Fatter women take note.


One place I go to see my people, my fatlings is Walmart but then I can't get to Walmart I can see them on the People of Walmart website.

Boobs on the back and front WOW!

Just one on these hefty hunny's big back boobs are bigger than both of MeMe Roth's little munchkin titties combined. Time for a silicon beef up MeMe? I hear there is an opening on the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

What unique shapes on these gliding glutton! Perfection!


Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! Perfection!

See what I mean?

Deeeeelightful pretty in pink porker presents pendulous panny perfection.



Waddling Walmart wench weighs in. Sexy SUPER SIZED BBW scooter sitting siren, stands, steps on scale and breaks it!

You can have your cake and eat it too! Big busty & buxom birthday babe spies snack!

Pull em down Pittsburgh! Steelers QB and Pedophile Big Ben Roethlisberger bangs big butted babes when he is not raping underage girls.


Hot horny heffer harlot hogger hunny humping Harley. Plump porcine pleasuring pretty perched with something exciting between her legs flaunts fabulous fat fanny!

Skinny sexy cycle slut flaunts fine firm fanny! Chopper copper pulls them over for a better look.


Feisty feasting fat frow front seat fill up holding her breath because they are sooooo slow at the drive-in window.

Temptress tart teasingly trots tantalizing twat on treadmill!

Patriotic plump rumped pretty porker proudly pummels and vanquishes virulent villain Osama bin Laden. Menacing maniacal Muslims misprize anything pertaining to pigs so what better than having a big bellied bulky bacony babe's pulsating piggy plumpness pulverizing this malevolent and misogynistic Muslim madman? USA! USA! USA! USA!


Click here for a poem glorifying gluttony.