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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Boning Skinny Chicks vs Porking Fat Chicks



 I, Fat Bastard and my blog partner Proud FA have hotly debated what's better, porking a fat girl or boning a skinny chick. I promised our readers we would debate this topic.  Our moderator was our good friend Coach Gaines (CG) and we were fortunate enough to have the Chef there as an expert commentator. I have added some pictures of skinny girls and fat girls to help illustrate the points Proud FA, the Chef and I made.

CG: Gentlemen we will be debating the virtues of porking  vs  boning. Let's start with you Proud FA. You have porked hundreds of fat girls so tell us why you think porking is better than boning.



Proud FA: Coach, all guys want to get laid and we don't want to have to jump through hoops to make it happen. Because fat girls are often sluts and there are so many of them these days a guy can score like their was two guys in the penalty box an empty net. Plus fat girls are more likely to be uninhibited. They are when it comes to food so it would follow that it would be the same with food.
   
                                                                              
FB: For guys like Proud FA that may be true but - - and it a big BUTT - - when you are a big fat ass like me it is not always possible to pork a fat girl and you certainly don't want one on top. That could be dangerous!!


CG: Fat Bastard makes a good point fat boys have a very difficult time getting their dick in a fat girl unless they are hung like our good buddy the Chef. How do you respond to that.

Proud FA: Coach, when skinny guys like us party we party hard, when we feed we feed hard and when we fuck we fuck hard. I'd get all bruised if I boned a skinny chick they way I used to fuck fat girls. Like they say, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin.

FB: Who wants to do all that work? Who wants to take the risk of some fat girl doing the reverse cow girl on you and breaking your legs. Even skinny guys unless they are hung like the Chef can only pork fat girls in the missionary position.

CG: Let's ask the Chef what he thinks about that and whether he can verify that. Chef how hard is it to go doggie style on a fat girl?



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The Chef: As you know the Chef is a big man with a big appetite. The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef be the Chef ain't got no wood for them SSBBW, God bless em so the Chef can only pontificate about porkin the BBWs with big butts.


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You take a pear shaped BBW with a 50+ inch Sir Mix a Lot ass and your small to averaged dicked
fat White man would have a hard time poppin that ghetto booty coochie doggie style. Also, your BBW's like to lay on their backs while the Chef makes sweet love to them.

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Even a brotha would be havin a hard time popping that coochie.

CG: Thank you for clearing that up Chef. Proud FA what is the absolute best part about porking a fat girl.

Proud FA:  That's hard to say but if I were to pick one thing is would be their sluttiness. Fat girls will do anything to get the sausage. I have done things to fat girls that you wouldn;t do to barnyard animals and they loved it.

CG: Fat Bastard what is the one best thing about boning a skinny chick.

FB: As you know coach there is nothing a fat boy wants to do more than eat and thinling pussy is the caviar of cunt. It's always fresh and clean.  There is nothing like laying the tongue to a sweet fresh pro ana pussy and boy do they appreciate it. And you know what they say? The closer to the bone the sweeter the meat. Fat girl gash is always nasty and often yeasty. My worthy opponent  Proud FA will even admit to that.

CG: Proud, Fat Bastard makes a point so would you agree about fat girls having rank muff?

Proud FA: A lot of them do but I think we should defer to the Chef as he does eat fat girl gash more than I do and to be fair I usually put them in a hot tub first during the feed to get them cleaned up down there but many fat admirers have a saying - - No Muff Too Tough!


Like a bloodhound, Proud FA sniffs BBW's giant snapper for possible yeast infection!

At the famous NAAFA pool parties you can bet that the wise feeder/FA checked for yeast. Another advantage of the pool and the hot tub is that it will knock down the yeast and flush a lot of it out. If there is enough chlorine in the pool it will help kill the yeast beast.

CG: Chef, what are your comments?

This can happen when you eat a fat girl's yeasty cunt!
The Chef: It depends on how fat they are. If they be just plump and thick they usually ain't all that nasty but when they become somewhere between a BBW and a SSBBW they do get more stinky. The Chef has also boned skinny ladies and they always smelled really good. They are gourmet.  BBW's and SSBBW's sweat and fart more, they can't reach back to wipe and they got the yeasty maw. It can be funkier down there than a Bootsy Collins bass line and cream cheesier than Philadelphia. They cover it up with perfume but as you know, the Chef has a degree in culinary nutrition from the prestegious Johnson and Wales cheffin school and the muff divers their have a sayin that goes like this: "If if smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone." The skinny brothas who can really throw the dick also have a sayin, "If your good with the pole you ain't gotta lick the hole." and it is no secret that Proud FA can really beat up SSBBW pussy. That would be why he don't do no fat pussy eatin unless he wants to.

CG: This question is for Fat Bastard. What's the worst thing about boning a fat girl?

Fat Bastard: They just lay there and expect you to do all the work. I surf a lot of porn so I'm used to seeing really hot leanlings. It's tough enough getting it up for a fat girl let alone keeping it up and like the Chef said, you got the yeast. Fat guys and fat girls are not all that compatible.

CG: Proud FA, what is the worst thing about boning a skinny chick?

Proud FA:  There really isn't anything wrong once you get to boning them, The problem is they have high standards. They can be real sluts in bed but getting them to bed is the problem.  Many of them want to be in a relationship first. That's how it was with my fiance Thinnette.

CG: Tell us about Thinnette and how she stacks up against fat girls in the sack. Fat Bastard asked me to ask you that question.

Proud FA: Wow! that puts me in a tough position but in all honesty Thinnette wins. Fat Bastard is sneaky by slipping in that question but I must say sex with Thinnette is mind blowing.


She's very considerate and other than giving head she's the best I have had and I have porked many many many fat girls. She's clean smelling and I really like going down on her. It took a while getting used to having her ride me as I was never into squashing but now I love it!   She also has endurance.  Fat girls tend to get tuckered out. Being ridden by a skinny women is great. Having an SSBBW on top can be scary especially if she's drunk or high. They can do a lot of damage!

CG: Chef, I'm gonna let you have the last word.  Chef what is your opinion seeing as how you have porked and boned a lot of different women of various sizes.

The Chef: The Chef has indeed made sweet love to many fine ladies of all sizes so the Chef has a certain level expertise when it comes to makin sweet love to fine thick ladies. However, like the Chef said, he ain't got no wood for them SSBBWs and that was primarily the ladies that Proud FA used to pork. The Chef likes his ladies like he likes his steak; tender,  juicy, pink in the middle and a bit on the thick side. The best sex the Chef ever had was with a fine lady of color who stood about 5'6" and weighed in at about 150 pounds with a big bootie. We both had a little of the sticky green (for medicinal purposes only as the Chef is a bit gouty in the leg) the Chef put on some Barry White, popped open a bottle of fine wine and we then made sweet love for many many hours.

Special commentary from the Chef:


As an expert in culinary nutrition and The Chef's vast experience makin sweet love to BBWs, the Chef would like to draw your attention to the darker skin between this lovely BBW's plump thighs. It ain't from makin sweet love with the Chef or other men of color. It's from chronic yeast infections that ooze out of her coochie. This BBW has had many irritatin yeast infections and this in because she be eatin too much refined sugar. Also, she probably ain't been havin good bowel movements because she ain't gettin no fiber and milk can be constipatin and then you got the butt wipin issues that also spread the sugar eatin yeast into her honey hole.

The Chef is in full agreement with Proud FA, the Dean of feederism when he says, Fat fattens best! This BBW should be eatin pork rinds, cracklins, olives, peanuts, (look how good peanuts work for elephants) and of course Chef salads.

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Some fat girls come with yeast warnings for those of us who don't like tartar sauce on our red snapper.
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Please leave a comment and tell us who you think won the debate.

Your host,

Fat Bastard

PS:   There are some great European FA blogs and sites that understand the need to include feederism in the FA movement. Here is is a great portal to all things fat that has been kind enough to link to Bigger Fatter Blog British FA Portal and stay tuned to Bigger Fatter Blog for a wonderbar German fat fraulien portal to even more FA treats. Those Germans are great feeders as are the Brits.

This is Fat Bastard and the Chef reminding you to  EAT!

26 comments:

Coach Gains said...

I would like to thank the Chef for his expert commentary on the debate.

I would also like to thak the Chef for his cooking tips and food he shared with us after the debate.

Thanks Chef!

Proud FA said...

IMO I think the debate was a draw. Maybe we should run a reader poll.

The polling was pretty close on fat girl being bad mothers with 53% of our readers say that fat girls are bad mothers and 47% saying they were good mothers.

Anonymous said...

I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.

Glutton Girl said...

I LOVE THIS BLOG!

Teddy Bear said...

WOW! I love those photos of the gals with the really huge butts!

Too bad the photo of the one toward the bottom doesn't show her thighs very much.

If her thighs AND her lower legs were bigger around than her chest, then she would have achieved the perfect pear-shape!

Fat Bastard said...

Come to think of it Teddy, I am going to look for the perfect pear and if I find one I will post it up just for you.

Anonymous said...

YEAST........ YUK!

Fat Bastard said...

@ Anon,

Proud FA does not see yeast as a big deal but I agree - - YUCK!

Us fat boys get yeast in our skin folds.

Anonymous said...

WOW... if you are going to write something like that at least you could be a little more accurate... any person (not just a woman) can have the darker skin between their legs (also around the neck and the underarms) and it has nothing to do with yeast infections (by the way... even skinny women get yeast infections, it has to do with their menstrual cycle and not with being fat) but back to the skin thing... it is a sign of someone at risk for diabetes and really... not every heavy person has it.. just the people at risk for diabetes... so if you are going to put something out there maybe you should look it up first, because you just sound like a bunch of morons.

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

"Come to think of it Teddy, I am going to look for the perfect pear and if I find one I will post it up just for you."
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Well, I remember many years ago in a magazine advertisement for a diet candy called Aydes, there was a young lady in the article saying how much weight she had lost from eating Aydes.

In her before picture, her chest or bust measurement was 42 inches and her thigh measurements were 48 inches, bigger around than her chest.

Her hips were about 96 inches around, about twice her chest measurements!

There were two black & white photos of her, before and after. This was back in 1968 when I was about 16 years old, and I clipped that photo out of the magazine so that I could look at her anytime I wanted to.

It made me really horny looking at her broad hips and great big thighs.

If only her lower legs had also been bigger around than her chest, then she would have achieved perfection.

Too bad she decided to take that stupid diet candy to cut her appetite to lose all that weight. But I'm willing to bet that she eventually gained it back again. All diets fail in the long term.

Now, I'm also on a quest in search for the PERFECT Apple-Shaped male. I have seen some guys with fat arms much bigger around than their thighs. But I hope some day to see an apple-shaped obese male who's upper arms AND forearms are both bigger around than his hips like all the bald headed apple-shaped obese diabetic males depicted in my cartoon drawings.

I really don't know if it's even physically possible, and of course, I seriously doubt that after achieving that obese male apple-shaped perfection that anyone would live more than another 3 to 5 years.

There is probably a very high price to pay for having the perfect apple-shaped obese male body.

The perfect apple-shaped obese male is going to have insulin dependent Type 2 Diabetes and heart disease, and all obese males who achieve apple-shaped perfection will die from massive heart attacks.

That's the price any male would have to be willing to pay, to achieve perfection.

But I'm going to continue my search for the obese male who has achieved that apple-shaped perfection.

Wish me luck.

Teddy Bear said...

Fat Bastard said...

"Us fat boys get yeast in our skin folds."
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Hello again Fat Bastard:

Oddly enough I don't have any skin folds.

When I was a teenager I did have couple of skin folds, but due to rapid weight gain, I plumped up to where my skin was stretch tight and the skin folds filled out.

Not all obese people have deep skin folds, especially those of us who tend to be pear-shaped.

Obese males who are apple-shaped usually have at least one deep skin fold under the upper-belly where it hangs down over the groin area and you have to lift up on your belly to wash the skin fold when taking a shower.

And some extreme apple-shaped obese males who's love-handles hanging down over the hips and have deep skin folds under their love-handles.

But most of us pear-shaped obese people, we don't have those wrinkles or deep folds because we blimp up like balloons.

But we do have another hygiene problem, and that is with difficulty wiping our own great big fat butts!

That's why I use a pair of tongs as a toilet paper holder, so I can reach back there.

Fat Bastard said...

I have a side folds that can get funky.

I can wipe now without tongs since the weight loss. When I have a date I use the shower head on my butt and I use the hair dryer.

I still have big pepperoni sized zits on my sides and back.

I have had jock itch which is yeast.

Harpoon said...

@ Fatty Bear,

Diets don't fail. Gluttons fail. Gluttons are failures. It's TRUE!

EAT EAT EAT YOU BIG FAT LOSERS!

Harpoon said...

@ Fat Bastard,

Giant zits that look like pepperoni? They should call you Pizza the Hut! LOL!

EAT EAT WADDLE WADDLE

Fat Bastard said...

Anonymous said...

WOW... if you are going to write something like that at least you could be a little more accurate... any person (not just a woman) can have the darker skin between their legs (also around the neck and the underarms) and it has nothing to do with yeast infections (by the way... even skinny women get yeast infections, it has to do with their menstrual cycle and not with being fat) but back to the skin thing... it is a sign of someone at risk for diabetes and really... not every heavy person has it.. just the people at risk for diabetes... so if you are going to put something out there maybe you should look it up first, because you just sound like a bunch of morons.

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I, Fat Bastard take exception at your misinformed comments and your school yard insults.

I have/had diabetes and I know a lot of fat guys who are diabetic and or pre diabetic and NONE of them have dark areas.

The Chef knows about dark skin seeing as how he is a man of color and if the Chef says something you can take it to the bank.... the food bank. I also checked with Thinnette who works for a fat friendly endocrinologist and she tells me its a myth and that it is from chronic irritation just like the Chef said and like you are.

By calling us morons you are insulting our readers and most of our readers are fat diabetic gluttons and they don't like it.

You are welcome to say anything you want but we are not like the old fat acceptance that censors, we bite and eat trolls like you for a snack.

Here are the facts on fat girls and yeast.
Facts About Vaginal Yeast Infection
ezinearticles.com/?Obesity-and-Yeast-Infections..

Why obesity causes yeast infections, and why you should ask your doctor for a complete exam if you're overweight and suffer from chronic yeast infections.
www.youryeastinfection.com/yeast-infection-obesity.htm

Get informed and STFU!

Dr CG Brady said...

Fat Bastard asked me to opine on what he just wrote. I am the therapist who has helped Mike "Fat Bastard" Gerard moderate his gluttony.

I counsel many fat women and like the Chef, I too have a nose for yeast. Some of these poor ladies are nearly debilitated by constant yeast infections. While it is mostly a matter of hygiene diabetes and a compromised immune system along with their inability to bath properly can make curing a spreading vagina next to impossible. The only cure is for them to lose weight but before they do that they must lose the fattitude.

Many fat women have vaginal yeast and many do develop skin darkening called tinea versicolor. This is a skin infection caused by the yeast Malassezia furfur, also known as Pityrosporum orbiculare or Pityrosporum ovale.

I hope this helps.

CG Brady PhD

Dr CG Brady said...

One more thing....

If you have chronic yeast infections they are probably systemic you will need the drug Nystatin. Many doctors don't prescribe because it is safe effective and inexpensive. They would rather keep you sick. They nearly killed Fat Bastard.

Rotunda said...

I get those yeast infections all he time and they definitely cause skin discoloration around the crotch area. A lot of FA find it sexy.

Anonymous said...

I have had sex with both fat and skinny and I have to say that the skinny girls were the best. Of course I was drunk when a fucked the fat chicks. With one I could't cum until she blew me.

Fat Bastard said...

@ anon,

When they say fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry they aren't kidding.

Look at it like this. You can beat a drum, you can beat your wife and you can beat an egg but you can't beat a blow job. Fat guys love getting blow jobs.

Anonymous said...

Fat Bastard won!

Anonymous said...

I vote for Fat Bastard!

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fatchick said...

As a female i would like to post something on this subject!
I am 23 years old and have been quite skinny. 120 lbs 5'3 very comfortable weight, and felt amazing!!! Sex at that size was so much better, mostly because so self confidence. Shortly there after i had open heart surgery and since my heart has been weakend and harder to exercise. mostly only strenuous exercise.
Well all in all i am FAT now. And i can tell you, sex is not that great anymore. I do prefer to just lie on my back. I am not as into it.....
Husband says my weight it not a problem, and that he is fine with me....but i am not.... and i frankly dont believe he nice kindly made comments.
Women who are heavier have a more difficult time keeping the nether region clean because if you try to be active you sweat there too. its a fact of life. Skinny girls thighs dont rub together and create further warmth and friction. One of the main reasons why i no longer wear skirts. I dont like the thighs rubbing together.
For the man a thicker girl may be fun but i have found the bigger I am the less fun i am having in the sack. FYI doggie style is no problem.....but then again my husband is skinny.
Great blog boys!