As your go to source for all things fat, Bigger Fatter Blog salutes Friendly Restaurants for their latest kid friendly, fat friendly, glutton friendly creation the Mac & Cheese Quesadilla. As usual the fat phobic alarmists and Chicken Littles like MeMe Roth and her army jack booted thugs at National Action Against Obesity and her fat phobic blog are whining about a tasty meal Friendly's Restaurants has created for our piglets and future gluttons. Taking a page from the Heart Attack Grill's cookbook, Friendly's is giving to kids what the Heart Attack Grill is giving to adults.
I have always said that fat kids are cute and Friendly's agrees and they are do their part to plump up our pre-teen piglets. Leave it to MeMe Roth and her fanatical fat phobics in the food Gestapo to rale against a fat and glutton friendly eatery like Friendly's. Here are what the food kops have written. I, Fat Bastard, will insert my comments in in red.
This isn't the first time Friendly's has released fattening fare. (Good for Friendly's for giving customers what they want)! Back in June, they announced the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt, which actually has grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, on the adult menu. The only way to top that was to offer something equally unhealthy, but for the children. Let's hope this quesadilla comes with a required jog around the restaurant. (Kids might barf up all that food if they start running around.)
Well fed kids are sedate. Pre diabetes is a cure for ADHD and ADD. Sugary treats calm kids down.
Friendly's fat kid friendly menu.
Cute little glutton. Food is love mom.
Yeah yeah yeah I can here it now from the crazy jealous man-hating fat girls in the old fat acceptance who always have their yeasty panties in a bunch about something, "why are they using a skinny BOY instead of a fat girl like Little Lotta?" That typical knee jerk reaction misses the point of Friendly's marketing genius. Why show a fat kid who is in less needs of fattening up? Seeing this skinny tyke will induce fat mothers to feed their kids even more fattening food and besides Little Lotta had a plus size modeling assignment for Orville Reddenbacher's Popcorn.