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Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Poetry of Bigger Fatter Blog

That dog faced gremlin Kate Harding can have her "shapelings" and Shapely Prose because we here at Bigger Fatter Blog have our fatlings and our piggy poetry. Our first selection is (click ----------> Jolly Old Panniculus 

Jolly Old Panniculus originally was a tribute to fatlings with particularly pendulous pannies but the real action is in the comments section. It turns out that a NAAFA Womyn aka Dee, aka Smilin Dee, aka Dee Dillard, aka Deanne Lopez a NAAFA reject took great umbrage at the use of her picture and demanded that it be removed. At the time I, Fat Bastard was on sabbatical and incommunicado so I was unable to respond to the demands of this fiery SSBBW. However, my faithful friend and blog partner Proud FA aka the Dean of Feederism  handled Dee with real style and our many readers such as the Chef, Rev Big Lard Ass, Belly Boy, Coach Gaines, and the erudite "Dr"Teddy" Bear also handled this SSBBW with grace and tact. Upon my return I, Fat Bastard,  Graciously invited Ms Dillard to be part of Bigger Fatter Blog and remove the image in question if she could produce proof that the image was indeed here and they it came from her website. She did not or could not comply. She then accused Proud FA of being a ex boyfriend but when asked to give us his email so that we could contact him and verify her claims see again did not comply. Anyway, the poem and the comments section are good reads and well worth the time.

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Pretty in pink: Porky plumper presents pendulous pannus
Here is the image in question.

Our next selection is a poem the celebrates the noble glutton and his glorious greedy gluttony. The poem is about me and it is appropriately titled click ---------> GLUTTON

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Corn fed glutton chowing down!

Here is an image from the pictorial essay that goes along with this poem.

Our final and favorite selection click -------> Fatty at the Fat was written by me, Fat Bastard, weight loss guru CG Brady and our own Dean of Feederism Proud FA. It is a fan favorite and it has been quoted by several major news outlets. Fatty at the Fat delves into many of the not so lighter sides of obesity and gluttony such as the exploitation of the gluttony bloom by the medical industry and charlatans like Dr Phil. It also speaks to the the very real dangers of hyper gluttony and obese lifestyles but in the end it is a tribute to all fatlings who are indeed the Evel Kienevels of food.

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Here is an image from the pictorial essay that accompanies Fatty at the Fat.

Click on the titles of the poem to read them. Enjoy!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fat Bastard,

You are the poet laureate of gluttony. OINK!

Fat Bastard said...

Thank you anon! Oinking back at ya!

BELLY BOY said...

OINK shakka lakka, let's eat some food!
OINK shakka lakka, in the nude!

That's right it's time for nudist eatin
The new craze that's hot from here to Eden
You can eat ding dongs with your ding dong out
You can eat hot dogs with some sauerkraut
You can eat turkey chicken ducks and ham
You can eat scrambled eggs, mixed with lots of salted spam

It's naked eating and it's now a new sensation
Don't wait around too long or you will miss the BACON!

BACON! BACON!
OH! THE BACON!
BACON! BACON!
OH! THE BACON!

BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA! OINK OINK OINK!
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA! FOOD FOOD FOOD
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA! DRINK DRINK DRINK
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA! DUMP DUMP DUMP!
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA! SEX SEX SEX
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA! I LIVE THE LIFE OF EXCESS!!

BELLY BOY, OUT

P.S. All scientists must devote themselves full towards making me immortal, otherwise the entire world will disappear once I die because my mind's imagination is what sustains the world.

Fat Bastard said...

Belly Boy I am moved at such poetic fattitude. You my fat fat fat fat fat fluffy friend are true poet laureate of gluttony and sloth. I cannot top your poetic genius.

Boom Shakka Lakka I'll tell ya what
Boom Shakka Lakka too fat to wipe my butt.
Boom SHakka Lakka eat in the nude.
EAT EAT EAT EAT FOOD FOOD FOOD!

YO OINK! Fat Bastard drops the mic and waddles off the stage, snots a quick line and heads to the limo.