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Saturday, April 9, 2011

A Cure For Bluimia

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Fat girls in waiting are gluttons in denial.


It's really pretty simple when you understand the basics. Bulimics are merely gluttons who don't want to get fat so they barf after they eat. Sure, the psychiatric community likes to make it sound like some mysterious illness so that they can sell more worthless therapy and dangerous drugs but BULLimic are merely attention seeking gluttons in denial.

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Typically the BULLimic will present to the shrink by saying, "When I get sad I cut myself." The shrink will try to or pretend to give a flying fuck and attempt to get to the "deep seeded" reason why this wannabe glutton attention seeking girl eats junk food, vomits it out and then cuts herself.

BULLimics have a lot of negative self-talk like when they say, "When I get sad I cut myself". As most of our readers know, fat girl gluttons are mentally healthier than the general population. You won't find a fat girl starving an puking or feeling guilty about pigging out. Sure they may eat when they get sad but the feeling of sad will not last long with a fat girl because she will do the right thing and eat. We all get sad sometimes but when we do most of us, especially us fatling do something to get cheered up like surf porn, watch the Food Network or EAT. That is a prescription for good mental health.

The curative self talk of fat girl gluttons is just what the doctor would order for BULLimics. When the BULLimic think or says, "When I get sad I cut myself." all she needs to do is continue in to a healthy thought by saying, "When I get sad I cut myself.... a great big giant fucking piece of chocolate cake."

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Big bellied BBW chocolate cake cure.


Study Says Chocolate a CURE for Depression! LINK

Proud FA can tell you that BBWs respond favorably to chocolate. It makes them happy and horny. Before Proud lays the dick to one he feeds them plenty of chocolate. He claims that chocolate is a powerful aphrodisiac and numerous studies back his assertion. Carrot cake, spice cake or angel food cake simply won't do. It has to be chocolate cake. Again, chocolate has been shown conclusively to cure depression.

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Your teeth will wear out before you can get fat on these "foods." This is the kind of "food" that FOOD eats


BULLimics are merely fat girls that are good at barfing. They all think they are as special as the royal family be the BULLimic/Mia the Princess of Puke or the Dutchess of York. Like the average run of the mill fat girl BULLimics don't want to give up their perpetual parade yummy treats. The simply will not eat thinling foods.

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Bulimics are merely fat girls in waiting. They puke and cut because. The only time I want to puke is when I see Kate Harding's dog face and the only thing worth cutting is food or a healthy fart.


That's right all you BULLimics. Eat and fart like the proud fatlings in this video.


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Real womyn have curves and weight 200+ pounds and they need real food!

Thinlings have their boring food pyramid and the rest of us who are fatlings have an exciting food pyramid.

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FEED YOUR BELLY GOD!

6 comments:

FishNChuck said...

xD

Harpoon said...

Fat girls are pathetic.

BELLY BOY said...

That woman in the bottom picture looks anorexic! She's gonna starve to death if she doesn't EAT EAT EAT and FATTEN UP.

This is my new motto on life. SHUT UP OR FATTEN UP. I have NO time to waste on non-gainers, who are pathetic losers. Seriously, get with the program! You should be focused on expanding your mind and waistline. Those are the only two good things you can do to improve both your body and your mind, which is what the ancient Greeks believed in, a healthy body in a healthy mind. And fat is healthy because fat gives you nutrients to survive famines.

In the future there is going to be a great famine and only the fat will survive.

Yea it's survival of the fattest dawg you ain't seen it now
But it's about to get real hazardous, unless you weigh like a cow
I'm talkin' octo-chins or betta man it's just out of sight
I'm talkin' triple bellies thunda thighs while wearing, tights
To ACCENTUATE yo fatass folds and shit
To COMMEMORATE that you gonna survive this bit
All them skinny asshole playas think they got it figured out
Well I'm about to get things workin' man cuz I got no doubt
You gots to weigh 500 man cuz that's where it's at
You gots to weigh 500, or 40 if you're a house-cat!

UNGH! CHECK IT.
UNGH! CHECK-CHECK IT.
UNGH! WHERE MY BLOOD SUGAR AT?
UNGH! 700? DAYUM!!
I BETTA GET ME SOME MORE ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP. AN' SOME COOKIES ON THE SIDE.
COOKIES ON THE SIDE.
COOKIES ON THE SIDE!
ALL Y'ALL PLAYAS GOT COOKIES ON THE SIDE.
UNGH!!!
Cuz my cholestero' is over 1,000. UNGH! And my Blood Pressure, that shit is risin' like the sun.
UNGH! I ain't never die, cuz I'm the CHOSEN ONE. UNGH!
I can't never fly, cuz I'm a big fat one.
I roll up in uh airship dawg you know how I fly.
Cuz I'm the Hindenburg of people, cept I'll never crash or die.

BELLY BOY, OUT
Belly Boy drinks a bottle of liquor and eats an entire chocolate cake before sitting down on his couch to play video games for 12 hours (including meal breaks and potty breaks).

ceilia said...

I get that you're against bulimics, but i thought u liked sex w/ skinny girls? surely you don't want all women to be gluttons then?

Fat Bastard said...

ceilia said...

I get that you're against bulimics, but i thought u liked sex w/ skinny girls? surely you don't want all women to be gluttons then?
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Variety is the spice of life. Most puking stye BULLimics aren't skinny.

I can only bone skinny chicks cause I am way to fat to pork fat girls.

Fat Bastard said...

Yo Belly Boy

Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty GAIN THAT FAT.

Hey Hey YO Get off your feet. Sit down at the table and EAT EAT EAT.

Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty GAIN THAT FAT.

Y'all gotta listen to my man Belly Boy.

EAT EAT ENJOY ENJOY!

Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty GAIN THAT FAT.

Belly up to the desert bar.
Get a special parking space for your big fat car.

Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty Gain that fat Fatty GAIN THAT FAT.

YO!

Fat Bastard guzzles a quart of Bailey's Irish Cream, farts into the mic and waddle of stage shouting EAT!