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| Happy heavy hungry hunnies, pretty porkers and feeding fatties flaunting flab |
Positive affirmations go a long way in healing one's inhibitions. If you find your fattitude on the wane try these fattitude building cheers! Feast your eyes on these flabulous flabby females full of feisty fattitude.
Cheer number one.
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| Sexy and seductive Harriet Hamthigh |
Waddle to the left. Waddle to the right. Eat all day and eat all night.
Cheer number two.
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| Ms Kelly Belly Bliss |
2 4 6 8 We do not regurgitate.
Cheer number three.
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| A refrigerator with leg: OK I admit it not all fat girls have curves but who doesn't love a refrigerator? |
EAT! EAT! EAT more fucking meat!
Cheer number four.
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| C'mon stick boy hoist that hot ham thighed hunny! |
Good food good meat good lord let's eat!
Cheer number five
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| Fat and fit! |
EAT it up, and up, and up, and up, and up
EAT it up (clap, clap)
EAT it up (clap, clap)
Cheer number six
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| BBW cheerleader show the opposition what they are in store for! |
I am fat. Give me space. If you don't I'll squash your face.
Cheer number seven.
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| If the cheerleaders are this big the team must be enormous! |
Big fat arms big fat butt FOOD SLUT FOOD SLUT SLUT RAH RAH RAH!
Cheer number eight
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| Prudish skinny cheerleaders shiver while fatling struts her stuff. |
Rubba dub dub gimme some grub and a Quiznos twelve inch sub!
Ben & Jerrys Burger King EAT EAT EAT chicken wing!
Cheer number 9
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| Plump piglettes pose with pom poms after eating bon bons |
OOOMPA OOOMPA fat girl tons and tons of fun when you are finished eating we have just begun.
Cheer number 10
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| Chubby Cheese heads heading for num num nuptuals |
Wacka Wacka cheese & crackers sis boom bah! Feed me some ice cream RAH! RAH! RAH!
Our Fattitude says bring us food. We are fat and we are crude.OINK!OINK! CLAP CLAP CHEEEEEEESE!!!! YEA! CHEESE!!
Our Fattitude says bring us food. We are fat and we are crude.OINK!OINK! CLAP CLAP CHEEEEEEESE!!!! YEA! CHEESE!!
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TWO FOUR SIX ATE!
WHAT FOODS MAKE US SALIVATE?
YAAAAY BURGERS!
OOH OOH, AND WE GOT PIZZA WE GOT PIZZA BABY OOH OOH OOH WE GOT PIZZA WE GOT PIZZA BABY!
HOT DOGS HOT DOGS WHO WANTS THE HOT DOGS HOT DOGS HOT DOGS LET'S EAT SOME HOT DOGS!
Ungh pretzels, ungh steak, ungh pasta, ungh cake!
GO FOOD!
Oh man am I so hungry! I ordered one of those new bacon sundaes from Denny's, the sundae with bacon on top. It was delightful even though it was small. I need at least 3 or 4 of them to top off a real motherfucking meal.
I also like the chocolate lava brownie thing with ice cream from Outback Steakhouse. Two of those always make me cheer.
So yeah, we need more fat cheerleaders. None of the NFL ones are at all fat, which really pisses me off. They should have half of them fat and half of them skinny so that each side gets equal representation. That is called justice and fairness.
Okay, my hot dogs have arrived, and it is time for me to chow down. I am going to enjoy this epic feast! I just hope my idiotic butler remembered to restock the spicy brown mustard this time.
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