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Thursday, April 14, 2011


A Cure For Bluimia
Fat girls in waiting are gluttons in denial.

It's really pretty simple when you understand the basics. Bulimics are merely gluttons who don't want to get fat so they barf after they eat. Sure, the psychiatric community likes to make it sound like some mysterious illness so that they can sell more worthless therapy and dangerous drugs but BULLimic are merely attention seeking gluttons in denial.
Typically the BULLimic will present to the shrink by saying, "When I get sad I cut myself." The shrink will try to or pretend to give a flying fuck and attempt to get to the "deep seeded" reason why this wannabe glutton attention seeking girl eats junk food, vomits it out and then cuts herself.

BULLimics have a lot of negative self-talk like when they say, "When I get sad I cut myself". As most of our readers know, fat girl gluttons are mentally healthier than the general population. You won't find a fat girl starving an puking or feeling guilty about pigging out. Sure they may eat when they get sad but the feeling of sad will not last long with a fat girl because she will do the right thing and eat. We all get sad sometimes but when we do most of us, especially us fatling do something to get cheered up like surf porn, watch the Food Network or EAT. That is a prescription for good mental health.

The curative self talk of fat girl gluttons is just what the doctor would order for BULLimics. When the BULLimic think or says, "When I get sad I cut myself." all she needs to do is continue in to a healthy thought by saying, "When I get sad I cut myself.... a great big giant fucking piece of chocolate cake."
Big bellied BBW chocolate cake cure.

Study Says Chocolate a CURE for Depression! LINK

Proud FA can tell you that BBWs respond favorably to chocolate. It makes them happy and horny. Before Proud lays the dick to one he feeds them plenty of chocolate. He claims that chocolate is a powerful aphrodisiac and numerous studies back his assertion. Carrot cake, spice cake or angel food cake simply won't do. It has to be chocolate cake. Again, chocolate has been shown conclusively to cure depression.
Your teeth will wear out before you can get fat on these "foods." This is the kind of "food" that FOOD eats

BULLimics are merely fat girls that are good at barfing. They all think they are as special as the royal family be the BULLimic/Mia the Princess of Puke or the Dutchess of York. Like the average run of the mill fat girl BULLimics don't want to give up their perpetual parade yummy treats. The simply will not eat thinling foods.

Bulimics are merely fat girls in waiting. They puke and cut because. The only time I want to puke is when I see Kate Harding's dog face and the only thing worth cutting is food or a healthy fart.

That's right all you BULLimics. Eat and fart like the proud fatlings in this video.
Real womyn have curves and weight 200+ pounds and they need real food!

Thinlings have their boring food pyramid and the rest of us who are fatlings have an exciting food pyramid.


Anonymous said...

You are absolutely disgusting. You are a monster. Anyone who claims to be a PROUD fat person is simply kidding themself. They're too lazy to actually give two shits about their body, so they cave and have zero self control. And you're not REALLY attracted to big women, let's be honest... that's just all you can get, probably. NO BODY likes a fat guy. I've never met a single woman that has--even fat woman. Just come to the realization that you're weak, and presumably American.

Bulimia is an actual mental/physical disorder, and you're a wanker for claiming otherwise.

My goal in life is to be healthy, love my body, have a healthy heart, and encourage others to do the same. And I'm happy doing so, so it's not viable that you can claim otherwise on your blog. Healthy people don't hate being healthy. Of course, you wouldn't know.

You encourage other people to be obese... it's practically murder. That, and you're killing yourself. I myself, I've been estimated to live healthily to at least 100 years old, granted I'm not murdered. You? You'll be lucky if you live past 45. Good fucking luck with that.

Fat Bastard said...

You are soooooo full of shit anon and that really is disgusting.

Sure we fatlings are lazy. We live smarter not harder. It's called the survival of the fattest and we are the fattest because we are the smartest. It's just like in nature. The clever animals are the ones that grow the biggest.

BULLimia is BULL! It is not a mental disorder it's a character disorder. You say that fatlings have caved? BULLimics have caved. They have caved to vanity and the perceived pressure not to be fat.

Loving one's body is soooo shallow and therein lies the moral failing. We Fatlings love food. Food is worthy of love.

We fatlings don't hate being healthy. We simply love food more than good health. The vast majority of people are gluttons.

I do not encourage people to be obese. I do encourage people to embrace their gluttony but I do warn that obesity has health risks and people must decide FOR THEMSELVES whether gluttony is worth it for them. Most Americans choose to be gluttons. Gluttony is GOOD!

We all have to die from something and if my gluttony kills me then I will have died from something I love. Quality beats quantity every time.


Anonymous said...

Go back to 4chan, where you at least don't have to live with a fatass reputation on blogger. How are you not embarassed? When I was 160 lbs, I was disgusted with myself and couldn't live with it. Now that I'm 120, I'm a better person inside and out. You're hostile, rude, and disturbing... and you're proud of that? Seriously, I just showed your blog to a small group of my friends and family. Not a single one approves of something like this even being out there. You want acceptance of FAT? It will never be accepted. Never entirely. Cellulite? Heart disease? Diabetes? Multiple chins? Wasted money on extra food that isn't needed? Ridicule? Embarassment? AND YOU STAND UP FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT? Get a fucking life you nasty fatass. There's people in the world that don't even have a guarenteed meal everyday, and there's people like you EATING AS MUCH AS THEY CAN? You need to be dumped in the middle of Africa. That one would learn you.

Anonymous said...

That's really it. I'm done commenting on this. I will now leave your disgusting, poor excuse for a blog, for good. Never to be read or thought of again. That someone like you exists is absurd. Goodbye now.

El said...

ANON Fat Bastard is right. You are full of shit and you are a vain little twerp.

Teddy Bear said...

Anonymous says he weighs about 120 pounds.

Let me guess . . . he's probably about 6 feet 4 inches tall.


Yeah! That's just about the right weight for someone who's 6 feet 4 inches tall. Uh huh!

Can't get much healthier than that!

Oh, and by the way, I guess a female about 5 feet 10 inches should weigh no more than 92 pounds, and wear a size zero or a negative 2, yeah, a size -2.

These are the standards set by Hollywood and the fashion industry.

And they should know, because they are much smarter then we are. That's because they have the money and the power.

Also, we should listen more to the Republicans. As everyone should know, the earth is not 4.5 billion years old. No! It's only about 6,000 years old, and they should know. They're right and we're all wrong, because they have the money and the power, and the Bible to back them up!

Yeah! Uh huh!


Now, I think I'm going to go up-chuck!

Anonymous said...

Your theroy of bulimics being gluttons in disguise is fascinating, however there are some things that did rub me the wrong way. For your therapist/ psychologist issue, have you even been to one? let alone talk to someone who was one? (honestly i'm curious) and as for your misconception about "fat women feeling no guilt when they pig out" you are horribly wrong.
our society has made women have some distorted obsession with food. You and i are the prrof of it. Women will not eat what they want when they go on dates, they will not finish the meal, they will feel guilty about what they do it, they will say how bad they have been. there are extremes of this behavior, eating disorders and such. and if, for your fat women feel no guilt theroy, you are reffering to ethnicities other than white, i have no say there, other than white culutre is obssessed with thiness where others aren't to the extreme that white people are and proud of who they are.
women's perceptions and relations with food are so distored by you and media and culutre that no one women on the face of the earth has a normal relationship with food. and belive you me, that a woman who pigs out all the time feels awful when she goes in public and gets looked at and judge by others, who are judging her becuase soiety tells them its okay to judge and basic human PSYCHOLOGY tells us that it makes us feel better about ourselves.
as for the anonymous comment about no one loving a fat man. that's bullshit. the poeple who love for looks are shallow by products of our consumerism society who need to get thier heads out of their asses and need to see that they are missing a hell of a lot of good poeple by judging them in such a way (ever seen shallow hal? i suggest you do and take a couple of life lessons from it) and when it comes down to it, they are no better than you becasue they are judging as well. and the holy than thou attitude needs to stop, and just becuase you're European you should stop making comments about the apperent american-ness. because who saved y'all twice? oh. that's right.
as for my ending comment, i understand you, Fat Bastard, are upset by the people who will not eat and judge those who over eat, but when it comes to women who over eat and don't eat, you are a man. you are supposed to eat a lot according to social norms. you went out and hunted dinner, you bring it back, women cook it, you eat it, we don't. Your opinions on the inner workings and the thought processes of females is not only off, but one sided and poorly developed.

Fat Bastard said...


There is so much bullshit out there that make me want to puke.

In away I admire the BULLimic because in many ways they are the ultimate glutton. They eat and puke so that they can eat again and make room for more yummy gifts form the Belly God but here's my rub with them. They are ashamed to admit that they are gluttons and food sluts.

ATT: BULLimics until you can find a safe way to puke repeat this mantra. 2 4 6 8 I will not regurgitate.

Have the courage to get fat, fatter and fattest. Be the physical embodiment to your Belly God.


Anonymous said...

Anon number 1 is actually a femanon. And is 5 foot, 7 inches.

Look, anyone that loves themself won't look twice at a fatass man and consider them to be "the one". Why? Because 1)It's more expensive to live with them, 2)their insurance and hospital bills are higher and more frequent, 3)they'll only last half as long as you do, so why bother if they'll leave you lonely for half of your life? 4)When someone is fat, it's an obvious "I don't care about myself, so I don't care about you." It's not being shallow, it's being smart.

Femanon is also recovering from an eating disorder herself. Anorexia with bulimic tendancies. So who are you, to say eating disorders are any type of bull?