This is the next phase in political fat acceptance. The days of justifying our fatness by lying and saying we have a mysterious genetic or metabolic disorder are over. We now freely admit to and embrace what the fat haters would call gluttony. We fatlings are no longer apologists for our size nor our greedy gluttony. We are fat because we eat huge amounts of food and we like it. If you don't like it get used to it because fat people are now the overwhelming majority.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
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BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA, Show some class BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA, Shake that ass BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA, You are so big BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA, Eating like a pig!
OINK OINK OINK!
Guess who came to visit? Big Lard Ass!! He came all the way to California and he brought me a new creation!
The PIZZA BOY BURGER!! It has an entire pizza, with 4 hot dogs cut up on it, then another pizza on top of that upside-down, and that's just the bread layer! After that, there are 16 half-pound slices of cooked ground beef patties soaked in pure beef tallow and butter, cooked to perfection, with 2 pounds of bacon interspersed throughout the entire mix. Also a generous coating of melted cheese. On top of that, is another of the "bread" layers, aka 2 pizzas with hot dogs in it. Then there is another "meat" layer, and finally one last "bread" layer, meaning that each slice is a total of 6 slices of pizza, plus hot dogs, and 4 half pound beef patties (aka 2 pounds of beef). Plus the HOT SAUCE mixed in!!!
I was only able to finish 5 slices in 2 hours before I had had enough to make my stomach reach its capacity. We kept the rest in the oven, and I am going to hit that shit as soon as I wake up. I also drank a lot of mixed drinks, to help loosen myself up and increase both my appetite, and my libido. One of Big Lard Ass's acolytes who weighs 470 lbs gave me a Beej. #winning
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA fat is life BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA don't go under the knife BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA go on disability BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA but leave some of that cash for me! BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA I get $2k a month BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA that's enough to BUY ME LUNCH!
BELLY BOY, OUT Belly Boy got laid so he doesn't need to make up something clever here.
UNNNGH! I finished the Pizza Boy Burger yesterday right when I woke up, and had a pitcher of beer to wash it all down. Of course, I had to have a few unfiltered cigarettes first to calm my cravings.
The rest of the day I can't really remember much, because I went on a pretty epic drinking binge of having a pitcher of beer every hour, for several hours until I was so drunk that I had to stop. I don't even remember what I ate the rest of the day, but when I woke up I was covered in bruises all over my left leg and hip, with incredible pain.
I fell out of bed!! I got so wasted that I fell out of bed and threw up all over the floor, and the only reason I didn't choke to death on vomit was that my head can't reach the floor when I'm lying on the floor because my body gets in the way. I soiled myself while I was unconscious sleeping off the booze, plus I hadn't slept in 3 days, so I was out for a long time shitting and pissing myself while sleeping off the booze. It's a good thing I always sleep naked. Anyway, I think I broke my leg, gonna have to get a bariatric x-ray.
YO! The Pizza Boy Burger is here to stay That shit tastes good in a major way It takes a lotta prep but it is fun to eat Man, the Pizza Boy Burger just can't be beat! You thought the Belly Boy Burger "man that's where it's at" Dawg, you ain't seen nothing yet, and you ain't even that fat Cuz I'mma, Belly Boy, dawg you hear what I say? Cuz I'mma, Belly Boy, and I am here to play I play the eatin' game, man, and you know that I'll win I play the eatin' game, girl, that's why my mouth has this grin When it's not chomping on some burgers, some pizzas and some fries, Betta keep your fingers 'way or I might bite em off, you guys YEA! CHECK CHECKIT! YEAH! CHECK IT AGAIN! UNGH! CHECK THAT SHIT ONE MORE TIME! UNGH! KEEP CHECKING IT! UNGH! WHAT? OH, YEAH I'LL TAKE THAT COLLECT CALL. WHO DAT FROM? THA REV? YEA YOU CAN DROP BY. UNGH! AND BRING ME MORE OF THOSE PIZZA BOYS BURGERS, BOY!
BELLY BOY, OUT Belly Boy digs into another Pizza Boy Burger and promptly foodgasms.
6 comments:
very nice updates!!kepp up the good work that you do thank you Jamie61571@yahoo.com
Jamie,
Thank you for your support! As the leading source for all things fat Bigger Fatter Blog strives to bring its readers the latest news and updates from the foodscape and fatosphere all with the fattitude our readers have come to know and love.
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA,
Show some class
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA,
Shake that ass
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA,
You are so big
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA,
Eating like a pig!
OINK OINK OINK!
Guess who came to visit? Big Lard Ass!! He came all the way to California and he brought me a new creation!
The PIZZA BOY BURGER!! It has an entire pizza, with 4 hot dogs cut up on it, then another pizza on top of that upside-down, and that's just the bread layer! After that, there are 16 half-pound slices of cooked ground beef patties soaked in pure beef tallow and butter, cooked to perfection, with 2 pounds of bacon interspersed throughout the entire mix. Also a generous coating of melted cheese. On top of that, is another of the "bread" layers, aka 2 pizzas with hot dogs in it. Then there is another "meat" layer, and finally one last "bread" layer, meaning that each slice is a total of 6 slices of pizza, plus hot dogs, and 4 half pound beef patties (aka 2 pounds of beef). Plus the HOT SAUCE mixed in!!!
I was only able to finish 5 slices in 2 hours before I had had enough to make my stomach reach its capacity. We kept the rest in the oven, and I am going to hit that shit as soon as I wake up. I also drank a lot of mixed drinks, to help loosen myself up and increase both my appetite, and my libido. One of Big Lard Ass's acolytes who weighs 470 lbs gave me a Beej. #winning
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA
fat is life
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA
don't go under the knife
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA
go on disability
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA
but leave some of that cash for me!
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA
I get $2k a month
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA
that's enough to BUY ME LUNCH!
BELLY BOY, OUT
Belly Boy got laid so he doesn't need to make up something clever here.
Belly Boy,
Reading your description of the Pizza Boy Burger has me drooling like a dog.... a pig dog. wooooffff OINK!
Polish off the rest of that bad boy.
UNNNGH! I finished the Pizza Boy Burger yesterday right when I woke up, and had a pitcher of beer to wash it all down. Of course, I had to have a few unfiltered cigarettes first to calm my cravings.
The rest of the day I can't really remember much, because I went on a pretty epic drinking binge of having a pitcher of beer every hour, for several hours until I was so drunk that I had to stop. I don't even remember what I ate the rest of the day, but when I woke up I was covered in bruises all over my left leg and hip, with incredible pain.
I fell out of bed!! I got so wasted that I fell out of bed and threw up all over the floor, and the only reason I didn't choke to death on vomit was that my head can't reach the floor when I'm lying on the floor because my body gets in the way. I soiled myself while I was unconscious sleeping off the booze, plus I hadn't slept in 3 days, so I was out for a long time shitting and pissing myself while sleeping off the booze. It's a good thing I always sleep naked. Anyway, I think I broke my leg, gonna have to get a bariatric x-ray.
YO! The Pizza Boy Burger is here to stay
That shit tastes good in a major way
It takes a lotta prep but it is fun to eat
Man, the Pizza Boy Burger just can't be beat!
You thought the Belly Boy Burger "man that's where it's at"
Dawg, you ain't seen nothing yet, and you ain't even that fat
Cuz I'mma, Belly Boy, dawg you hear what I say?
Cuz I'mma, Belly Boy, and I am here to play
I play the eatin' game, man, and you know that I'll win
I play the eatin' game, girl, that's why my mouth has this grin
When it's not chomping on some burgers, some pizzas and some fries,
Betta keep your fingers 'way or I might bite em off, you guys
YEA! CHECK CHECKIT!
YEAH! CHECK IT AGAIN!
UNGH!
CHECK THAT SHIT ONE MORE TIME!
UNGH! KEEP CHECKING IT!
UNGH! WHAT? OH, YEAH I'LL TAKE THAT COLLECT CALL.
WHO DAT FROM? THA REV? YEA YOU CAN DROP BY. UNGH!
AND BRING ME MORE OF THOSE PIZZA BOYS BURGERS, BOY!
BELLY BOY, OUT
Belly Boy digs into another Pizza Boy Burger and promptly foodgasms.
OOGALA PIGGALA MEGALA MAMA!
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